"I have an army"

"We have a panda"

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Final score:

12points

Dr.Caffeine

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Pull the Panda, Kronk. Wrooooooooooong Paaaaaaaaaaanda. Why do we even have that panda.

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Final score:

10points

Hales

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Luke! Use the Panda!

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Final score:

9points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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"We're gonna need a bigger panda."

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Final score:

8points

Bittersweetie

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Pandas, are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy—not evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

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Final score:

8points

Hales

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This should be easy to guess

"Panda, Bored Panda" 🔫

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Final score:

6points

Angel Red

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What we have here, is a failure to panda.

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Final score:

6points

Della

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My Mama always said, 'life was like a box of Pandas,' you never know what you're going to get.

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Final score:

5points

Hales

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"Soylent Green is made out of Pandas"

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Final score:

5points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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"There's some panda in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

If LoTR was done by BBC.😂

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Final score:

5points

Lil Miss Hobbit

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"I am sick and tired of these m**********n Pandas on this m**********n plane!!!"

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Final score:

5points

Matt C

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"Say hello to my little panda!" 🔫

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Final score:

5points

Bonesko

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may the panda be with you

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Final score:

5points

Juliette

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"I know what you are"
-"Then say it... out loud. Say it!"
-"Panda"...
-"Are you afraid?"
(Sorry, it's not my favourite line, but I just had to).

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Final score:

5points

Ellie Vanille

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YOU CANT HANDLE THE PANDA!!!

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Final score:

5points

Mini Yaya

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I'll start.

"Let me introduce you to my little panda!"

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Final score:

4points

TheBadHalfofHel

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Two favorites:
I'll be Panda.
and...
Come with me and you'll see a world of your panda!

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Final score:

4points

Epsilon (he/him)

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"I love the smell of panda in the morning"

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Final score:

4points

K- THULU

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theres no place like panda

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Final score:

4points

Juliette

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Heeeres Panda

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Final score:

4points

Juliette

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"Hello there!"
"General Panda, you're a bold one!"

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Final score:

3points

Dr.Caffeine

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"ITS OVER PANDA!"

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Final score:

3points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

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“The Panda is an ancient monster. A powerful shape-shifter. When it appears, the cosmos shatters. Disaster visits humans and spirits both.”

- Earth God, from Little Door Gods (Chinese version)

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Final score:

3points

Mysteria

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'What in the wide wide world of sports is goin on here!? I thought I hired you boys to lay some track, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City Pandas!'.

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Final score:

3points

Matt C

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the truth is panda is not blind, and it's not a battlefield, and it's not the sun or the moon, or everything we load into it. it's just a word till someone gives it meaning.

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Final score:

3points

Lisa Onitnelot

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"They passed down all the roads long ago and the Red Panda ran close behind them and covered their footprints."

Alternatively:

"You can find the pandas if you are brave."

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Final score:

3points

Jungle Empress 85

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I feel the need the need for panda

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Final score:

3points

Juliette

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“The world changes, Pandas do not; therein lies the irony that kills us.”

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Final score:

3points

Bored Retsuko

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"Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Damn."

"Frankly, My Panda, I Don't Give A Damn."

"Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give A Panda."

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Final score:

3points

Me

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"Panda lavista, baby!" -Schwarzenegger, Terminator 2

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Final score:

3points

Buck Up

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I like pandas, Wormwood... They make such a lovely sound when they snap

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Final score:

2points

never-wake-up (fae/faer)

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Open the pod bay doors, PANDA.

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Final score:

2points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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It's all part of the panda unconsciousness

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Final score:

2points

A girl

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a panda.

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Final score:

2points

Onion Patch Petunia

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“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always panda.”

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Final score:

2points

Sad Pumpkin Pie

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ready panda one
ready player panda
panda player one

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Final score:

2points

Everest the bookworm

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You're part of a rebel alliance and a panda.

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Final score:

2points

Joshua Moore

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Have you ever danced with the panda by the pale moon light?

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Final score:

2points

Joshua Moore

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"Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Panda of bread."

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Final score:

2points

everett

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"Get to the pandaa!"

"GET TO THE PANDAAA!"

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Final score:

2points

Gatorman

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“They’re coming”

“panda coming”
(As in the coming of the one true panda)

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Final score:

1point

Mike_the_nike

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Behold! The Panda-dimension-Inator!

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Final score:

1point

Not Perry The Platypus

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I love the smell of pandas in the morning

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Final score:

1point

Someone

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