Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

Texting... it can cause heartbreak, or bring tears of joy. It has many uses, but sometimes some texts are just too hilarious not to share!

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Ive Sharered The Ones That Would Not Fit In The Coments

Final score:

61points

Jesus

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purple 3 years ago

I can't stop laughing at, "Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight" then they were like I wrote pringles.

19points

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Merry Christmas! Here's Your Gift...

Final score:

51points

⭒𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡⭒

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¯_(ツ)_/¯ 3 years ago

oop...

7points

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I’m Not A Murderer Though (Please Don’t Call The Cops)

Final score:

39points

Janelle Madison

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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

Thanks for the laugh!

11points

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I Don't Think It Was His Math Homework...

Final score:

34points

Joshua Nowell

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Autumn 3 years ago

Is there more to this story? Because, honestly, I would like to know.

8points

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Among Us

Final score:

24points

BoredDragon

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purple 3 years ago

who's sus, I will vote them

11points

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Summon The Lorax

Final score:

20points

NeRdInEsS

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Sarah Fry 3 years ago

I agree with this....this is a good summoning.

10points

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Odd Janie He

Final score:

13points

NeRdInEsS

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purple 3 years ago

wot, is this a new language.

20points

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My 11 Year Old A$$ Texted My Mom When I Was On The Bus This....

Final score:

13points

Trinity

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that one girl who cant shut up (Submission author) 3 years ago

Personally i lied to my mom I would definitely do help my friend do something to his ex who is also my bully

9points

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Hehe

Final score:

12points

Little Flame

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Joanne Haywood 3 years ago

Fury time - it’s a ruddy tortoise!

2points

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#10

We Had A Roleplay During History Class, Where We Dress Up And Act Like Rulers, Warriors, Traders, Peasants Etc. Me And My Friend Were Rulers. (We Learned In History Class That Purple Used To Build Walls Around Their Cities)

We Had A Roleplay During History Class, Where We Dress Up And Act Like Rulers, Warriors, Traders, Peasants Etc. Me And My Friend Were Rulers. (We Learned In History Class That Purple Used To Build Walls Around Their Cities)

Final score:

12points

Aisha Boudy

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Aisha Boudy (Submission author) 3 years ago

* people. Not purple

9points

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#11

This Is The Type Of Crap My Best Friend And I Will Do Lol

Final score:

8points

PjandBolt

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Lillian Jimenez 3 years ago

The ok one reminded me of "The Fault in Our Stars."

5points

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#12

Only Star Wars Fans Understand

Final score:

8points

jonnotheGOAT

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Dakota Wehunt 3 years ago (edited)

OMG LMAO

6points

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#13

Taken Out Of Context, This Is Really Weird...

Final score:

7points

HappyPig1723

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Joshua Nowell 3 years ago

what is the context?

3points

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#14

Please Do Not Text This Number 🥺

Final score:

6points

UNEXPLAINABLE

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eyeless sans 3 years ago

indeed it is, a language in which I speak my dear uniformed friend. wyienjijaji>+<*x goloforshina7maneaf63(89*%^36{=-)%$47$$3$#!&*<.":?}|~ hEAYNeoA

7points

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#15

:)

Final score:

5points

alex but festive

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Beebs 3 years ago

It's Remi

2points

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#16

Why Is It Spicy?

Final score:

4points

NeRdInEsS

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Tzippora Gold 3 years ago

i dont get it

7points

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#17

Just Some Daily Nerving Out Over Kpop-

Final score:

3points

HappyPig1723

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Hey Pandas, Share Your Funniest Texts (Closed)

Ive Sharered The Ones That Would Not Fit In The Coments

Merry Christmas! Here's Your Gift...

I’m Not A Murderer Though (Please Don’t Call The Cops)

I Don't Think It Was His Math Homework...

Among Us

Summon The Lorax

Odd Janie He

My 11 Year Old A$$ Texted My Mom When I Was On The Bus This....

Hehe

We Had A Roleplay During History Class, Where We Dress Up And Act Like Rulers, Warriors, Traders, Peasants Etc. Me And My Friend Were Rulers. (We Learned In History Class That Purple Used To Build Walls Around Their Cities)

This Is The Type Of Crap My Best Friend And I Will Do Lol

Only Star Wars Fans Understand

Taken Out Of Context, This Is Really Weird...

Please Do Not Text This Number 🥺

:)

Why Is It Spicy?

Just Some Daily Nerving Out Over Kpop-

⭒𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡⭒

⭒𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡⭒

Diana Lopetaitė

Diana Lopetaitė