Me: water taste bad I like smoothies tho!

haha oh my gosh this is hilarious!!!

This is why im glad to live in australia🤣

This literally made me die laughing

I'm pro-life and I do agree with this. I just don't believe that people should use abortion as birth control.

I've looked at this for 20 minutes, and am still finding things ;w;

Darn!

LOL

-Lol UwU-

Oooh come on?!?? Pop! Goes the hampster is so fun and we can’t play it?!?!?! Unreal

things rich kids have but you never will😂 basically my life

i feel like 36 could turn out good, if written correctly (about racial inequality)

Lol number 16 made me laugh! Darn dirty mind

thus world. I meant to write this but thus makes so much more sense

hah 37

What’s wrong with “Trixie Goes to the Big City”? 🌃

On number five they’re missing a quotation mark and I’m angry.

;w; who came up with this $#!t?? Great, Now I want to write all these books just to piss this teacher off >:3

This is the funniest think I’ve seen on BP

How to spot an invisiable bug.

27 is the best

those are hilarious, that teacher must have spent a lot of time making those up.

21 & 34 seem like a couple of good reads.

I laughed so hard

-LMAO so True >w<!-

OMG...So that's why! me over here being a pansexual and have only ever encountered 1 other person who is pan If you are pan and see this comment please reply I wanna see how many of us there are

I swear i didn't kill him

OMG me but with school I'm sooooooooooo Bored

Their facial expressions tho

Oh, this episode is so cringy. I love when he puts Mayo in his hair.

Remember no body can MAKE you wear protection on either end, get a TV deal and get paid to drink, do drugs and go through rehab.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle

It's funny, but just to make things straight, it's not an actual german word. If you use it in Germany, nobody will understand. It's just a made up word that refers to Walter Sobchak, the character played by John Goodman in "The Big Lebowsk". Howerver, it's true that he is kind of smug :-)

:)

Yo momma is or Yo momma ain't!

Poor Dumblydore

pppft that could also be me cause im 2!!! well, im not 2, but im about as smart as a 2 year old. :')

And then you comb through that entire page like "wHaT hAvE i DoNe?!"

true

Underrated! Here’s your first like. ⚔️

I saw a similar one Obama: Trump has covid we should write a get well letter Biden: can we write "stay positive"?

Mwa C:

XD

Ahhh yes, dark humor >: )

I love The Hunger Games. Yea, she definitely asked for it.

bahahahhaha

THIS IS EPIC. 😂

cartesian bear made me laugh

i liked but you are still at zero points, ): sorry,

Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow and thats how we are taking over the world got it?

all you have to do is slit open the water bottle a bit, carefully place the chip in, and then seal up the hole with clear tape. BOOM.

I love that scene ☺️

😂😂😂😂😂

this is me but instead i'm the youngest and my older brother gets in trouble alot so i say this every time