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Hey Pandas, Share Your Best Dad Jokes Or One-Liners (Closed)

Because dad jokes are the 2nd best jokes. The best joke is your face.

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#1

My one liner. __________________________________. Thank you.

Final score:

5points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

ThatBlackNightingale 1 year ago

Best. One. Liner. Ever. I mean in literally

0points

#2

Hey, have I told you the joke about the boomerang?

It's, uh... um... Dammit, I forgot.

Well, it'll come back to me.

Final score:

4points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

#3

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Final score:

3points

#4

Only fishes can smoke weed and not get caught. 🐟🐠

Final score:

2points

ThatBlackNightingale

ThatBlackNightingale (Submission author) 1 year ago

Sea-weed get it? 😂😂😂

3points

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#5

I got fired from the tartan factory. They didn't like my one liners.

Final score:

2points

#6

looks like these fish got... all washed up!

yup, im the one liners dude in the friend group. fight me. :P

Final score:

0points

shanila.pheonix_

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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