Because dad jokes are the 2nd best jokes. The best joke is your face. 

#1

My one liner. __________________________________. Thank you.

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#2

Hey, have I told you the joke about the boomerang?

It's, uh... um... Dammit, I forgot.

Well, it'll come back to me.

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#3

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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#4

Only fishes can smoke weed and not get caught. 🐟🐠

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#5

I got fired from the tartan factory. They didn't like my one liners.

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#6

looks like these fish got... all washed up!

yup, im the one liners dude in the friend group. fight me. :P

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