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Tell us any joke. Really. I know you can do it.
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#1
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiot
knock knock
who's there
chicken
chick-oh
Final score:
3points
#3
What did the strawberry say when it was robbing the bank?
¨This is a strobbery everybody get down on the floor and don't move!¨
Final score:
1point
Billy The Kid 3 years ago
A robber walks into a bank and says "give me the money or you're geography". Person behind the counter says "dont you mean history?" Robber says "DONT CHANGE THE BLOODY SUBJECT!"
#4
I borrowed a pal £10.000 for a face lift now i can recognize him to get my money back!
Final score:
1point
#5
One day a lil boy goes to his dads room and says there is a monster under his bed. The dad said he is lucky. But when the kid gets married, the monster will be sleeping with him. Lmao
Final score:
1point
#6
"Knock knock?"
"Come in"
(Sorry...I know it isn't that good but it always makes me crack up).
Final score:
1point
#7
I'm dressing as a different type of bread each day starting from next week...
Roll on Monday!
Final score:
1point
#8
What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you.”
Final score:
0points
#9
Guess what-chicken butt
guess why-chicken thigh
guess who- chicken poo
guess where- chicken hair
Final score:
0points
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