Tell us any joke. Really. I know you can do it.

#1

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiot

knock knock
who's there
chicken
chick-oh

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#2

A man walked into a bar.

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#3

What did the strawberry say when it was robbing the bank?
¨This is a strobbery everybody get down on the floor and don't move!¨

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#4

I borrowed a pal £10.000 for a face lift now i can recognize him to get my money back!

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#5

One day a lil boy goes to his dads room and says there is a monster under his bed. The dad said he is lucky. But when the kid gets married, the monster will be sleeping with him. Lmao

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#6

"Knock knock?"
"Come in"

(Sorry...I know it isn't that good but it always makes me crack up).

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#7

I'm dressing as a different type of bread each day starting from next week...

Roll on Monday!

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#8

What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I dot my i’s on you.”

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#9

Guess what-chicken butt
guess why-chicken thigh
guess who- chicken poo
guess where- chicken hair

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