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#1

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiot

knock knock
who's there
chicken
chick-oh

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    #2

    A man walked into a bar.

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    #3

    What did the strawberry say when it was robbing the bank?
    ¨This is a strobbery everybody get down on the floor and don't move!¨

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    Billy The Kid
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A robber walks into a bank and says "give me the money or you're geography". Person behind the counter says "dont you mean history?" Robber says "DONT CHANGE THE BLOODY SUBJECT!"

    #4

    I borrowed a pal £10.000 for a face lift now i can recognize him to get my money back!

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    #5

    One day a lil boy goes to his dads room and says there is a monster under his bed. The dad said he is lucky. But when the kid gets married, the monster will be sleeping with him. Lmao

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    #6

    "Knock knock?"
    "Come in"

    (Sorry...I know it isn't that good but it always makes me crack up).

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    #7

    I'm dressing as a different type of bread each day starting from next week...

    Roll on Monday!

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    #8

    What did the pencil say to the paper?
    “I dot my i’s on you.”

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    #9

    Guess what-chicken butt
    guess why-chicken thigh
    guess who- chicken poo
    guess where- chicken hair

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