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Hey Pandas, Share Some Funny “Out-Of-Context” Sentences From Books (Closed)

Open to a random page in the book nearest to you and post the first full sentence on the page.

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#1

"...like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

Final score:

5points

T5n (Submission author) 2 years ago

Would anyone want to try the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster if it actually existed? Personally, I’d try it once just to see.

3points

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#2

"His laugh sounded like a fat man choking on sand."

Final score:

4points

The Great Cheez

Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

I wonder how exactly the author knew what that sounded like... lol

4points

#3

It was a December of crows.

Final score:

3points

Micah Chips 2 years ago

caw-caw, b**ch-

2points

#4

“Pockets, pockets, pockets! One here, one there!”

Final score:

3points

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#5

"Throw it up now or the deal is off. I can't be bothered to wrestle it from you and get blood all over my uniform."

I know it's 2 sentences, but the first one is so short :/

Final score:

3points

#6

He wails in fury and kicks the door handle until it breaks

Final score:

2points

#7

Legs. Give me those legs.

Final score:

2points

Camilo Is best 2 years ago

Ummmmm, im not sure wether to be disturbed or not

3points

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#8

Of course we are. A giant monk, a Saracen oblate, a Jew, and a peasant girl. Aren't all the king's friends like that?

Final score:

2points

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#9

“…It led toward a field of low trees full of orange fruit”

Final score:

1point

Deutschland Mädchen

Hey I’m Deutschland Mädchen! I'm a musician, author, and artist. I love musicals and theater! I play the clarinet and the piano mainly, but I did play flute for a year. My favorite key signature (for piano) is Eb. Don't be fooled by my profile picture, I'm not a very fierce person (unless you mess with my instruments). I chose that wolf picture because I liked the colors in the background. I've thought about changing it but someone told me that it would be harder for them to recognize me so it's gonna stay the same for now. If you have any book recommendations, let me know! I love to read and I love talking about a shared series with friends.

Hey I’m Deutschland Mädchen! I'm a musician, author, and artist. I love musicals and theater! I play the clarinet and the piano mainly, but I did play flute for a year. My favorite key signature (for piano) is Eb. Don't be fooled by my profile picture, I'm not a very fierce person (unless you mess with my instruments). I chose that wolf picture because I liked the colors in the background. I've thought about changing it but someone told me that it would be harder for them to recognize me so it's gonna stay the same for now. If you have any book recommendations, let me know! I love to read and I love talking about a shared series with friends.

Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

“A SECRET FISH-MAN” 🤣

2points

Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

“It supposedly looks like a cross between a man and a fish, and is both scaled and amphibious. It is fond of sucking chicken’s blood, leaving fish in exchange for chickens occasionally taken from local villagers” Dear god ive got some weird books 😂😂😂

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Micah Chips 2 years ago

hey Deutschland Mädchen, good job on the languages, and I'd recommend Fablehaven and Trials of Apollo! (if you haven't already read Trials of Apollo, it's the third series to Percy Jackson and I love it)

1point

Deutschland Mädchen (Post author) 2 years ago

Thank you so much! What's Fablehaven about?

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

“A SECRET FISH-MAN” 🤣

2points

Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

“It supposedly looks like a cross between a man and a fish, and is both scaled and amphibious. It is fond of sucking chicken’s blood, leaving fish in exchange for chickens occasionally taken from local villagers” Dear god ive got some weird books 😂😂😂

2points

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Micah Chips 2 years ago

hey Deutschland Mädchen, good job on the languages, and I'd recommend Fablehaven and Trials of Apollo! (if you haven't already read Trials of Apollo, it's the third series to Percy Jackson and I love it)

1point

Deutschland Mädchen (Post author) 2 years ago

Thank you so much! What's Fablehaven about?

0points

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