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Hey Pandas, Share An Amazing Burn You Came Up With On The Spot

The best burns were made in the heat of the moment, What hilarious retorts to insults have you come up with?

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#1

Got cut off in traffic….turned into a ongoing “race”
Eventually pulled up alongside rolled down my window. Other driver rolled down his.
Me: “Sorry for acting like such a jerk I’m just in a rush. Your mom always gets mad if she has to wait” Drove away.

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I love eggos 2 years ago

AAAAA Amazing :P

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#2

Some freshmen kids were joking about selling d*ck, and came up to my friend group. I just told the it would probs be to small to even feel it. They called me humpty dumpty but i think i won here lmao

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Has sold soul for corn chip

#3

(Not me) I play hockey for my high school team, our coach was trying to get us to stop dropping “f-bombs”. Our captain (senior) said, “coach, I grew up in an Italian family, swearing is part of our language”. Our assistant coach said, “you Italians speak more with your hands then you do with your mouth”. But the big hitter was our head coach. He says, “(captains name), the first thing wrong with that sentence is that you started with “you grew up”.

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Despite my username, I live in Australia and they don't actually sell eggos here, so that's ironic.

Despite my username, I live in Australia and they don't actually sell eggos here, so that's ironic.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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