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#1
America : land of the free (from the asylum they just escaped from)
Final score:
11points
#2
Demon: Mwahaha! You have awoken me, and now I will cast a curse upon you! You’re leader will turn out to be a tyrant!
Nancy: That Happened last year. For five years!
Demon: Oh? Well, erm...You will have expensive healthcare!
Nancy: Already have that.
Demon: Erm...I...well, I finally got it! I will unleash a super virus upon you, to which you will never get rid of! Mwaha-
Nancy: We. Already. Have. That.
Demon: *Deep in thought*
Demon: What kind of world do you mortals live in?
Nancy: America.
Final score:
9points
#3
Foreigner friend: How do i America?
Me: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
Final score:
6points
#4
the whole world: 2020 is finaly over!!!!
6 days into 2020
america: imma invade myself
i live in america lol
Final score:
6points
#5
America used black people as slaves, now they rise up and become vice president :)
Final score:
3points
#6
This is a little poem i wrote myself
here i go
America
the land of idiots
America O America
filled with fat greedy people
America America
What the actual Frick is wrong with you
People are dying and no-one is helping
You keep critizing people and bullying them
Animals are dying as well
The climate change, what r we gonna do bout that huh
I wish i could ctrl + z on everything that happened maybe it would be better
Final score:
3points
#7
America. more then 20 percent of our population is in prison.
America, land of the free (from the prison they escaped from)
Final score:
3points
#8
tRuMp
Final score:
2points
#9
I love how bald eagles look from the side
but in the front it looks scared and confused
Final score:
2points
#10
american?
more like
f a t t i e m a c d o n a l d s o d a b i g t h i g h
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Sista of the moon 3 years ago
Why can’t we roast Germany? Or Australia? Or Italy? Why America? I get that the US is crazy, but, why?
Sista of the moon 3 years ago
Why can’t we roast Germany? Or Australia? Or Italy? Why America? I get that the US is crazy, but, why?
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