i challenge u to a rizz war.whoevers post got 1st won LMAO im bad at explaining so i hope u get it

#1

Is that a bandage? Because I scraped my knee falling for you?

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#2

Life without you scares me more than Five Nights at Freddy’s

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#3

You kids have secret meetings to make up words to confuse us older people. What does rizz mean?

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#4

a spider bit me to make me spidergirl
can i bite your neck and call you my girl?


treat me like white teez, dont get me dirty


*french rizz*

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#5

damn, you north korea? cause i can’t seem to escape you.


“treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty”


*north korea rizz*

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nariiii<3
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

damn im not north korea but i can pin you to the wall and kiss you

#6

Your phone number seems heavy. Want me to hold it for you?

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#7

i may be a dummkopf, but i'm your dummkopf


me to my gf xD

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#8

Are you an angle under 90˚, cause your acute (math rizz)

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#9

Are you a vape? Because I want my mouth against you



treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty



*french rizz*

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#10

hi again.

you like to suck on your girl’s tits? i have something else you can suck

treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty (with your cu-)

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#11

Are you a squirrel? Cause I wanna put my nuts in yo mouth(Squirrel rizz)

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#12

you a mommy’s girl cuz i can be your mommy

*rizzedently pins you on the bed*

treat me like white teez dont get me dir-

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#13

Damn are you a bun? Cause I wanna slide my dog into you(hot dog rizz)

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#14

hey u a dildo cuz i really wanna do things to ya




*lesbian spidergirl rizz*

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