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Wot is le owner doing on box with screen
why is owner has box with moving screen and people
is are people colorblind
top 10 prettiest female poodles

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    how get rid of cat?
    why hooman leave?
    why hooman no get ball?
    why fridge no open?
    how get onto counter?
    toys4pets bawl (shopping for a ball)

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    #3

    "CARROT FARM WHERE"
    "where buy carrot"
    "carot"
    "dad give me no carrot today what number call for 911"
    Yeah, my dog has a 1-track mind.

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    #4

    How to give smellyest fart, BACON, how to fake injury to get humman lovens, where is the most irritate place to pee, and cuddles anonomus

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    #5

    " How two clen duk blod"
    " how to escpe nal clipps"
    " sqeeks toys"
    Yea, lots of How to's

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    #6

    "Will I let my hooman sleep today"
    The answer is always no. :(

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I thought you said " Will my hooman sleep today " I felt really bad there for a sec

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    #7

    hw 2 mke cat like me
    petco.com
    stop humoon from leaving
    how 2 get squek toy out from under table

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    #8

    Why dad go shopping???
    Buy treetz
    How speak English
    More toys
    English to dog translator

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    #9

    Hwo oto sotp hoomans fomr laeving

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    #10

    "how can i sneak food from the counter"

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    #11

    Bets places to hide soks
    50waysofbarking.com
    Squirrel recipes
    How to scare a kat more
    Where the pretty poodle I saw today?

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    #12

    "how to get mor treets"
    "wut doz my hooman want frum me"
    "how to opin food bukit"

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    #13

    Thank you everybody who posted! I don't think I've ever got this many responses!

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    #14

    bit

    nip
    cut eyes

    SNow
    food
    nap
    yuk kibble

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    #15

    Where is the ball?

    How to open fridge?

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    #16

    owh od yuo ate pootatoo

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    #17

    Y cat scratch me
    How to blackmail vet
    Why other dogs no like me :’(
    How to stop mom from leave
    Why mom make me go out in rain
    Y dont dad like it when I sneeze
    Y dont dad like when I boop him wit my nose
    How to sleep on moms couch cushion without being caught
    How to be lazy

    My doggo is a lazy Hawaii-born boi. I’m sure all of this has gone thru his head. (Except the cat one, we don’t have a cat)

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    #18

    " h0w tobig bran trahs when sistr isn lokkin"
    "breakexpensiv tings.com"
    " gfla;lWKEJFERIO"
    " y hooman mad wen i ete yummi hedfons "

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    Kirbi
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    #19

    How to kill the hooman...

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    #20

    How to get all the pets?

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    SCP-096
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    #21

    Hooman no giv tweat wut i doo
    DOGGO MERGENCY hooman buy new doggo
    911
    how to get wid of hooman and new doggo

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    #22

    newest chucket ball
    how to steal hoomans food
    Why does my hooman call me Willow
    How to get outta bawths
    How to sneak up on squirls
    Why does my hooman not gib me enouh food

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    #23

    How to get away with murdering a chew toy.
    How to get away with everything with cuteness

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    #24

    How to escape when you have a neighborhood when everyone knows who you are and where you live
    How to make mom and dad let you sleep on the couch
    How to destroy your bed
    How to make mom forgive you for destroying your new bed
    What is the point of life when you only have a large yard and 3 hours of runs and never go on a leash and get lots of treats every day

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    #25

    How to getz ducs az an treet

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    #26

    Why does hooman keep taking pictures of me
    Who is goodest boi
    Where to find more treatos
    How to get more walkies

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    #27

    Who IS a good boy???????

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    #28

    can you die from having a bath?

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    Doggo Froggo
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    #29

    how to oppen dooor

    wher is de treetz

    wher is d---- OH MY DAWG THERES A DOG BARK BARK BARK

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    TheWeeknd
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    #30

    How tO escepe

    How To kIll Cat

    WHy no i get poTatO

    why hooman call oTheR doG

    How To GEt riD of BiRb And CaT

    911 whY Hooman Give No TOy

    Why no potato



    my dog loves potatos for some reason

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