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#1

Wot is le owner doing on box with screen
why is owner has box with moving screen and people
is are people colorblind
top 10 prettiest female poodles

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Octavian.
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#2

how get rid of cat?
why hooman leave?
why hooman no get ball?
why fridge no open?
how get onto counter?
toys4pets bawl (shopping for a ball)

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The Lonely Dragon
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#3

"CARROT FARM WHERE"
"where buy carrot"
"carot"
"dad give me no carrot today what number call for 911"
Yeah, my dog has a 1-track mind.

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Silas O'Connell
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#4

How to give smellyest fart, BACON, how to fake injury to get humman lovens, where is the most irritate place to pee, and cuddles anonomus

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Delilah Simmons
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#5

" How two clen duk blod"
" how to escpe nal clipps"
" sqeeks toys"
Yea, lots of How to's

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Kirbi
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#6

"Will I let my hooman sleep today"
The answer is always no. :(

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Josh Vega
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Aiyana Menrige
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. I thought you said " Will my hooman sleep today " I felt really bad there for a sec

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#7

hw 2 mke cat like me
petco.com
stop humoon from leaving
how 2 get squek toy out from under table

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Darkstalker!
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#8

Why dad go shopping???
Buy treetz
How speak English
More toys
English to dog translator

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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#9

Hwo oto sotp hoomans fomr laeving

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Damien Albaugh
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#10

"how can i sneak food from the counter"

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Ariana Grande Artist
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#11

Bets places to hide soks
50waysofbarking.com
Squirrel recipes
How to scare a kat more
Where the pretty poodle I saw today?

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LightFairy
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#12

"how to get mor treets"
"wut doz my hooman want frum me"
"how to opin food bukit"

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avery31415
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#13

Thank you everybody who posted! I don't think I've ever got this many responses!

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Kirbi
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#14

bit

nip
cut eyes

SNow
food
nap
yuk kibble

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Owen May-Nolker
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#15

Where is the ball?

How to open fridge?

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deletemyaccount
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#16

owh od yuo ate pootatoo

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Leafwhisker
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#17

Y cat scratch me
How to blackmail vet
Why other dogs no like me :’(
How to stop mom from leave
Why mom make me go out in rain
Y dont dad like it when I sneeze
Y dont dad like when I boop him wit my nose
How to sleep on moms couch cushion without being caught
How to be lazy

My doggo is a lazy Hawaii-born boi. I’m sure all of this has gone thru his head. (Except the cat one, we don’t have a cat)

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BookCrazyTeen
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#18

" h0w tobig bran trahs when sistr isn lokkin"
"breakexpensiv tings.com"
" gfla;lWKEJFERIO"
" y hooman mad wen i ete yummi hedfons "

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Kirbi
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#19

How to kill the hooman...

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Journey Maze
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#20

How to get all the pets?

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SCP-096
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#21

Hooman no giv tweat wut i doo
DOGGO MERGENCY hooman buy new doggo
911
how to get wid of hooman and new doggo

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Alexandria Rodriguez
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#22

newest chucket ball
how to steal hoomans food
Why does my hooman call me Willow
How to get outta bawths
How to sneak up on squirls
Why does my hooman not gib me enouh food

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Anonymous
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#23

How to get away with murdering a chew toy.
How to get away with everything with cuteness

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welly1738
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#24

How to escape when you have a neighborhood when everyone knows who you are and where you live
How to make mom and dad let you sleep on the couch
How to destroy your bed
How to make mom forgive you for destroying your new bed
What is the point of life when you only have a large yard and 3 hours of runs and never go on a leash and get lots of treats every day

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AndPeggy
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#25

How to getz ducs az an treet

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Kylee Mcelroy
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#26

Why does hooman keep taking pictures of me
Who is goodest boi
Where to find more treatos
How to get more walkies

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Lis A
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#27

Who IS a good boy???????

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Doggo Froggo
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#28

can you die from having a bath?

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Doggo Froggo
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#29

how to oppen dooor

wher is de treetz

wher is d---- OH MY DAWG THERES A DOG BARK BARK BARK

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TheWeeknd
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#30

How tO escepe

How To kIll Cat

WHy no i get poTatO

why hooman call oTheR doG

How To GEt riD of BiRb And CaT

911 whY Hooman Give No TOy

Why no potato



my dog loves potatos for some reason

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TheWeirdDuckPerson
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