It's so easy to get an answer to any question nowadays: just Google it! Although I am thankful for Google and can't really imagine how we managed without it before, it can be a wondrous and bizarre place of unexpected searches.

Now, imagine what your cat would search on the internet and post it here!

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#1

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mouse mousse recipes
how to catch the red dot
how to scratch hooman perfectly
how catch birb
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how to keep hooman off gud fur

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Cute human pics
How to explore the world outside your door
Gourmet artisinal cat treats and cat grass gift baskets
Cat condos in the upper westside

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How to get your hooman to buy you even more food than you have and need

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#4

Best catnip in the area

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aremyterdsedible

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if anyone doesnt understand this it means, ¨Are my turds edible?¨

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#6

Why the hooman is so mad I scratched her
Why are mice so yummy
Why is my litterbox dirty
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#7

How too cleer serch histery so hooman cant post on BP

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#8

How can I meaw to ask more wet food from mom

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And give me the whole can instead of sharing with my brother.

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#9

How to grab the light beam

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#10

How to explain to my owner that I want and don't want pets at the same time

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#11

How to make objects bounce after you push them off the table
(Hint: first result will be "practice makes perfect")

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#12

Icanhascheezburger

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#13

how to catch that damned red light

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#14

Howtosteelzmonee

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ahh i died laughing when i read the 3rd one and my mom yelled at me and told me to do my work :( lmfao tho bro

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#15

Are you kidding? like my cat would wake up for long enough to type something.

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#16

How to catch bird
How to open door
How to kill dog
amazon
how do you sell something on amazon
how do you sell dog on amazon
flea remover pills
how do you give hooman pills without dem looking
dinners with bird
how do you remove a collar

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#17

Cat 1
How to steal sister's food
Fighting strategies
Why am I being called "Chonky"

Cat 2
How to stop brother from stealing food
How to make hooman luv me
Best ways to get petted

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#18

howtogrowthumbs

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litter boxes near me
claw manicures
what does "awww floofy" mean from a hooman
how to catch fish
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#20

pasta
pasta
pasta
pasta
yellow pasta
green pasta
pasta
can cat eat pasta
how to take over world
pasta
pasta

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#21

How to know if kitten is mine

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#22

how to get drunk on catnip
why does my human throw out my gifts
does my human know there is a demon hiding in the kitchen
how to throw up on the rug the proper way
when will humans accept cats as our overlords

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#23

the cat who caught the red light

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#24

howtogetthethtupiddogintrouble
howtosmugglecatcrackintomycondo
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bestplacestoleevahairball

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#25

Human, I am an intellectual being
If you are going through my search history
Then i demand wet food

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(buys 1000000lb of wet foood) * cat: yes! yes! i hypnotised hooman!

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#26

Why is compooter so comfy?
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Why hooman get mad at me for slapping them
Tuna price
cat food
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#27

How to get high off catnip 101

Why doesn't my human let me in the bathroom

Why am I so fat? Biography of a cat named Matt

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How to show my love for my human? Mice or dice?

www.Catdesk@wordpress.com"TheJoysofSteak."

-I don't have a cat but I love them so I made it up :)-

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#28

how to politley bite my owner

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#29

How to reattach your balls

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#30

why does my human insist on touching me so much?

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#31

hhow to cathc the red dot
tasty mouse resipes
how 2 get hooman to fed me exctra food
tasty ffish
how too take over the world
tasty mice in my areea
MEOWWW HISSS AAAAAA NO NO BATH IS BAD
how to convinse hooman to not gib bath
how to trayn hooman to follow commands
YUM YUM I LOVE CATNIP YUM YUM TASTY YUM MEW MEW
how to tell if hooman is stoopid
are poops bad forr you
can you eat poops
how too tell if im a Nyan cat
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why do hooman pspspsspspspspspspsspspsps to me
why do hooman summon the dark lord of cats with pspspss
evill red dot
red dot trayning
i lik nyan cats
how to eat budgie bird withowt hooman seeing
tassty budgie recipess
meow mew

hi, I don't own a cat (or a budgie for that matter) but was bored and decided to make this. hope you had a good laugh or two!!

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#32

How to open doors
How to break windows with paws

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#33

how to build up love from your humom `and then bite there T EOS

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#34

Expensive things that come in boxes

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#35

catnip drug dealers in my area
stupid dog videos
how to create more hell
why doesn't hooman like glass cups on da floor
how to create black holes
why my hooman wants to do the mouse (what the cats hear when we say meow)
meow

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#36

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wikihow.com/howtomakemyhumanangry+ar+e
wikihow.com/howtogetawaywitheatingallmyfood+wsa
wikihow.com/ismylittereditable?+fed

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#37

How climb shoulders
How annoy human
Why loves I human
How get best scratches
How annoy dog
Why dog no loves me
Best sleepy position

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the logical conclusion..... dog no loves me cause me search ways to annoy dog

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#38

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#39

How to bulk buy Dreamies :)

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#40

ways how to get my human to pet me

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#41

how do yoo open foodies

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#42

How to rap bird body for gifting
why do humans talk to us in their own language
top 15 best DIY furniture makeover using only claws

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#43

1how to make ur Hooman give cat rats
2catazon hooman litter box
3cat coupons
I don't have a cat but I imagine -w-

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Tysm world :D
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#44

How to order boxes from Amazon
How to frame the dog
Thumb exercises
Catnip dealers nearby
Philosophy books: The meaning and importance of the red dot Vol I.-III.

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#45

How to catch the red dot

How to catch mouse

How to escape out of a door when hooman opens it to get groceries out of the car

Why is hooman in my poop box

Alternatives for poop box

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#46

How to escape house
How to do most damage to dad's legs
How to open doors
How to find cat treats
How to open cat treats bag
How to hide evidence of eating ice cream
How to open closet door
What shoes do I sit on
How to steal dog's food
How to stop dog steal my food
What does fuzzy mean
How to poop in neighbor's yard correctly
What does 'Good job pooping in neighbor's plants' mean from human
What does hooman mean by that lady is trying to catnap me
Where to best take nap
How to eat hair without hooman noticing
How to become paper shredder
What does catnip smell like
How do i open cabinet
How do i spray catnip
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How to distract human and get milk

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#47

how to open a can

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#48

Fish recipes

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#49

How to: Dominate the world, kill all creaturez and hoomanz, have endless yummy treatz and make professional petting robots

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#50

if i had a cat:

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boxez
mys
mys
how 2 rule ovr humns
how 2 maill dogs 2 de moon
how 2 sstop tyny humn frm touchng mii
how 2 gt owt of de pownd

our cat would not be a very good speller LOL

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#51

wut privacy mean
new rug for hooman to clean my vomit
boi cats
how to talk 2 hooman
how to ask for food in hooman
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip organic
catnip gourmet
more catnip
CATNIP

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#52

how to kil hooman

y do baby chase me

y hooman yel wen i puke on floor

how 2 anoy hooman

how 2 get in hooman room

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#53

Google search History:
Are cats really fluid
If i fits I sits
how to grow your own cat nip
how to lay on hoomans face without smothering them
why do hoomans like water so much
what does neuter mean?
grumpy cat

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#54

why hoomans no like songs of my people
wet food stores nearby
how to annoy dog
how to get drunk on catnip
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#55

How to get more treats.
How to meow louder.
How to get out the door.
How to try to trick my human into giving me wet food.

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#56

Catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
catnip

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear my cat just can't get enough with the catnip! I give it to him once a week soon as he gets it he bounces off the walls

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#57

how to ecsap from cta bed
install htea vent
treats
trtesa
wheer is catnip
catlip plant
vocal exercise fro cat
mweo

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#58

letmeout: the biography.
amozon password
treats
how to get treats
wheredowegointhemetelmonsters

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#59

shipping prices of twelve boxes of salmon

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#60

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how to make hooman slave
opposable thumbs,who needs them
how to suffcate hooman
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#61

i dont have a cat but if i did:

how to take over the world


how to be da bigest pest to da hoomans

result:run around house,at top speed, on a trail of plastic bags, with your kittens running behind you meowing to play with your tail

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#62

How to scratch my hooman while he is in school and not get yelled @?????????????

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#63

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how to trick the dog
101 ways to kill a mouse
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ways to keep your hooman awake at 3 in the morning
whats the best thing to knock of the table
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#64

-h0w 2 get hooman to make meh gurrmet meels
-h8w tooo do crookshanks from hairy purrter makeupp
-wy do my child humman call me kitty kitty meow meow
-huw to kach redd dott w/tips
-r cats betr than dogs?
-meow
-famos kittys in hisstury

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#65

How to get catnip and extra treats

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#66

Cat's search history: How To Serve Dog

Me looking at screen, puzzled, then horrified...

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#67

Wetfoodz sale
Toilet wahetr
wedfood
pspspsps sound ten hourz
amazon.com//temptationssalmoncattreats
how to getz outsides
cat treets fancy yumy cat treetz

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#68

Why my tail floof?
How to rid of dog
How to kill dog
1000 ways to poach a dog
Why dog snoot other dogs bum
Why dog has big snoot
Dog trap
How to mail dog
How to be dog

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#69

I have two cats, so the *'s will be for one, ~'s for the other.

*How to catch burd
*Why cant catch burd
*why no treats
*burrds
*TUNA
*why burd
*how burd
*where tuna
*how treats

~where to hide
~sneky
~treatssss
~where can hide
~why brother like burd
~TREatss

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#70

101 ways to serve meeses
how to grow lush cat nip
The Kats Meow (kitty porn website)
best ways to annoy your hooman when they be busy
hooman behavior explained
fastest way to sharpen your claws
The Kats Meow
quickest way to piss of da doggie
kitty yoga to help get in weird sleeping positions
Meowing tips and tricks to be as loud and obnoxious as possible at 3:30 in the morning
The Kats Meow
What makes yarn so enticing, is it the color or the texture
enhance your barfing experience
The Kats Meow

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#71

how kill hooman in slep

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#72

places that serve mouse
cute pictures of humans
why does my butt taste good
dating websites for cats

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#73

How to make human give up bed and give it to cat instead

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#74

Thumbs
Why won’t my human let me sit on their keyboard
Best place to satisfy the itch
Why does dry food exist
How to get rid of dog without humans knowing
Why do my humans yell at me when I eat the plants

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#75

Cat-hooman pocket dictionary
1000 ways to confuse hoomans
The purrrfect murder: a cats story

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#76

Why human says im a bumblebee
How to look like a bumblebee
How to be cute like a bumblebee
How many food i get for being a bumblebee
What is a bumblebee

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Hot cats in my area https://1800big.bad.dealers.com/catnip-organic/search?-query.sdk.565t.48768y5rh https://cato.com//get-the-treats-you-need.fddf/fsaf-dfaf/adf2 wheres my ballz?

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#77

Why do hooman don't leave my house after feeding me?

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#78

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kill dog
sell dog
kill human
no get pets from humaan
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weird red dot that oddly attracts me
hiw to catch dot
how to murder the dot

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#79

How to hunt and eat humans?

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#80

To bite, or not to bite?
cans I really fits?
is Chester dog yummy?
what is movie "Don't f***k with cats" about? Netflix
Is there even Cats in "Don't f***k with cats"?
dumb bird videos
Best Art gallery near me

(Yes he would totally use question marks in google searches. and chester is my dog if you are wondering)

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#81

how can i make hooman give food

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#83

whyihavnospace
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howtokilladoggo

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#84

y do hooman kiid chase me wif stic
do hooman take pill to?
gorge mowington
y me nam is boobo ber
how to scratch hooman and get awae
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#85

"Why does Catnip make me feel so weird??"

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#86

Howtostopyorhoonansdaughtarsfromannoyangu

Howtostealtunas

HowtoscratchhoomAnansintheperrrfectpLace

Hwotoannoyshooman

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#87

How to strangle a human
World domination for cats
How to catch the red dot
how do I rip open the food bag
How to hide poop

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#88

Why dus hooman pet meh?
How to scere smol humn?
how kil dog?
How to perfom skrach and run?
Purina stocks
why is compooter so comfu7?
Catnip delers in floriduh
how to hid3 catnip smel frum hoomin?

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#89

messed up i meant:
howetwo spek englashfor morfod
Cutemale puursians nearmeh
Mail purrsians nearsme
catfod 100%of
freecatsfood
frecantood
toyesfroktty

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crap i forgot "let me through the door" and "where hoomen eyes locate"

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