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Hey Pandas, Pretend This Is Your Cat’s Search History (Closed)

It's so easy to get an answer to any question nowadays: just Google it! Although I am thankful for Google and can't really imagine how we managed without it before, it can be a wondrous and bizarre place of unexpected searches.

Now, imagine what your cat would search on the internet and post it here!

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#1

lrut;weghl;wthgj;welthlsoi
znb,bv,glrezffshkgfs
mouse mousse recipes
how to catch the red dot
how to scratch hooman perfectly
how catch birb
2ieufhp;owhaois
how to keep hooman off gud fur

Final score:

54points

Readingstarwiz 3 years ago

lol yes

14points

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#2

Cute human pics
How to explore the world outside your door
Gourmet artisinal cat treats and cat grass gift baskets
Cat condos in the upper westside

Final score:

34points

𝑬𝒄𝒉𝒐 3 years ago

I Love this 😉

13points

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#3

How to get your hooman to buy you even more food than you have and need

Final score:

30points

Diana Lopetaitė

Pavlina G 3 years ago

Indeed. How to get unlimited kibbles.

11points

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#4

Best catnip in the area

Final score:

30points

Violeta Draseikaitė

#5

aremyterdsedible

Final score:

30points

laugh_till_u_pee

Orange 3 years ago

if anyone doesnt understand this it means, ¨Are my turds edible?¨

26points

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#6

Why the hooman is so mad I scratched her
Why are mice so yummy
Why is my litterbox dirty
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse

Final score:

29points

Night Owl 3 years ago

Mouse

15points

Hufflepuff girl 3 years ago

Mouse

6points

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LotusWolff (Submission author) 3 years ago

Ha

2points

CAELYN MORALES 3 years ago

Mouse

1point

kira perez 3 years ago

mouse

0points

swimmer girl 3 years ago

Mouse

0points

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#7

How too cleer serch histery so hooman cant post on BP

Final score:

27points

PineappleQueen 3 years ago

Love this

8points

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#8

How can I meaw to ask more wet food from mom

Final score:

24points

narmadha weerasinghe

Pavlina G 3 years ago

And give me the whole can instead of sharing with my brother.

8points

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#9

How to grab the light beam

Final score:

23points

Micheal With A B

Night Owl 3 years ago (edited)

Later: How to catch the red dot

12points

#10

How to explain to my owner that I want and don't want pets at the same time

Final score:

22points

Violeta Draseikaitė

Kateryna 3 years ago

This is so relatable!

2points

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#11

How to make objects bounce after you push them off the table
(Hint: first result will be "practice makes perfect")

Final score:

21points

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#12

Icanhascheezburger

Final score:

20points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

How to kill humans and get away with it.

10points

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#13

how to catch that damned red light

Final score:

19points

laugh_till_u_pee

ImaGayPerson 3 years ago

YES

2points

#14

Howtosteelzmonee

howtulietourhoomanthatuhavnthadtreetz

thebestplacetuleevaturd

howtumakamesssss

Final score:

18points

Amber Vandermallie-Walker 3 years ago

ahh i died laughing when i read the 3rd one and my mom yelled at me and told me to do my work :( lmfao tho bro

14points

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#15

Are you kidding? like my cat would wake up for long enough to type something.

Final score:

17points

Anthony Goldstein (female)

PineappleQueen 3 years ago

Lol

3points

#16

How to catch bird
How to open door
How to kill dog
amazon
how do you sell something on amazon
how do you sell dog on amazon
flea remover pills
how do you give hooman pills without dem looking
dinners with bird
how do you remove a collar

Final score:

17points

SeaShell 3 years ago

You better watch your dog...

3points

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#17

Cat 1
How to steal sister's food
Fighting strategies
Why am I being called "Chonky"

Cat 2
How to stop brother from stealing food
How to make hooman luv me
Best ways to get petted

Final score:

16points

#18

howtogrowthumbs

Final score:

16points

A U T O P H O B I A

River Webb 3 years ago

evolution at its finest

2points

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#19

litter boxes near me
claw manicures
what does "awww floofy" mean from a hooman
how to catch fish
xqscwevgrbtryjiol

Final score:

15points

Half-Jewish-Doggo

#20

pasta
pasta
pasta
pasta
yellow pasta
green pasta
pasta
can cat eat pasta
how to take over world
pasta
pasta

Final score:

15points

DONNA L HENSON BOHLEN

Hufflepuff girl 3 years ago

Pasta

7points

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#21

How to know if kitten is mine

Final score:

14points

Shazz Winchester

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#22

how to get drunk on catnip
why does my human throw out my gifts
does my human know there is a demon hiding in the kitchen
how to throw up on the rug the proper way
when will humans accept cats as our overlords

Final score:

14points

Ranboo beloved He/They

#23

the cat who caught the red light

Final score:

13points

By Deleted User

#24

howtogetthethtupiddogintrouble
howtosmugglecatcrackintomycondo
howtorudelywakeupmyhoomaninthemiddleofthenight
bestplacestoleevahairball

Final score:

12points

laugh_till_u_pee

Night Owl 3 years ago

Results of the last one: carpet and clean clothing

3points

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#25

Human, I am an intellectual being
If you are going through my search history
Then i demand wet food

Final score:

12points

LONDYN BROWN 3 years ago

(buys 1000000lb of wet foood) * cat: yes! yes! i hypnotised hooman!

5points

#26

Why is compooter so comfy?
rfehbyfgbhjcn ';jvhy7gh
Why hooman get mad at me for slapping them
Tuna price
cat food
Are cats bipolar?
Why does hooman sleep when it's 3:00?

Final score:

11points

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#27

How to get high off catnip 101

Why doesn't my human let me in the bathroom

Why am I so fat? Biography of a cat named Matt

efhergiuhguvrvefhiee4ihf4iof

How to show my love for my human? Mice or dice?

www.Catdesk@wordpress.com"TheJoysofSteak."

-I don't have a cat but I love them so I made it up :)-

Final score:

11points

Princess Huckleberry

SeaShell 3 years ago

I feel you, Matt

2points

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#28

how to politley bite my owner

Final score:

11points

Loralie Chase 3 years ago

OMG lmfao but seriously, how do you?

3points

#29

How to reattach your balls

Final score:

10points

Pavlina G 3 years ago

LOL.

5points

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#30

why does my human insist on touching me so much?

Final score:

9points

#31

hhow to cathc the red dot
tasty mouse resipes
how 2 get hooman to fed me exctra food
tasty ffish
how too take over the world
tasty mice in my areea
MEOWWW HISSS AAAAAA NO NO BATH IS BAD
how to convinse hooman to not gib bath
how to trayn hooman to follow commands
YUM YUM I LOVE CATNIP YUM YUM TASTY YUM MEW MEW
how to tell if hooman is stoopid
are poops bad forr you
can you eat poops
how too tell if im a Nyan cat
aajkfsgddew fferfiewdw defjwerf f
why do hooman pspspsspspspspspspsspspsps to me
why do hooman summon the dark lord of cats with pspspss
evill red dot
red dot trayning
i lik nyan cats
how to eat budgie bird withowt hooman seeing
tassty budgie recipess
meow mew

hi, I don't own a cat (or a budgie for that matter) but was bored and decided to make this. hope you had a good laugh or two!!

Final score:

9points

LONDYN BROWN 3 years ago

Oh yea i did LOL!

2points

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#32

How to open doors
How to break windows with paws

Final score:

8points

Your Local Trash Demon

#33

how to build up love from your humom `and then bite there T EOS

Final score:

8points

Owen Salmon2028

Amber Vandermallie-Walker 3 years ago

their TEOS i love it oml

5points

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#34

Expensive things that come in boxes

Final score:

8points

Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn

#35

catnip drug dealers in my area
stupid dog videos
how to create more hell
why doesn't hooman like glass cups on da floor
how to create black holes
why my hooman wants to do the mouse (what the cats hear when we say meow)
meow

Final score:

8points

imposter purple

I travel. I seek the Parmesan. 3 years ago

LMFAO OMG CATNIP DEALERS HAHAHHAAHAHAH

0points

#36

wikihow.com/howtoeathumanhair+ews-we
wikihow.com/howtomakemyhumanangry+ar+e
wikihow.com/howtogetawaywitheatingallmyfood+wsa
wikihow.com/ismylittereditable?+fed

Final score:

8points

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#37

How climb shoulders
How annoy human
Why loves I human
How get best scratches
How annoy dog
Why dog no loves me
Best sleepy position

Final score:

8points

Nela Rothenbach

hey, not my problem 3 years ago

the logical conclusion..... dog no loves me cause me search ways to annoy dog

4points

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#38

hxjsixbjskxndjdkcnssrn

Final score:

7points

Ariana Grande Artist

Luthian 3 years ago

How to make human feed me more

5points

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#39

How to bulk buy Dreamies :)

Final score:

7points

Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago

what are dreamies

2points

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#40

ways how to get my human to pet me

Final score:

7points

#41

how do yoo open foodies

Final score:

7points

PrincessTheSiameseKat

#42

How to rap bird body for gifting
why do humans talk to us in their own language
top 15 best DIY furniture makeover using only claws

Final score:

6points

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#43

1how to make ur Hooman give cat rats
2catazon hooman litter box
3cat coupons
I don't have a cat but I imagine -w-

Final score:

5points

#44

How to order boxes from Amazon
How to frame the dog
Thumb exercises
Catnip dealers nearby
Philosophy books: The meaning and importance of the red dot Vol I.-III.

Final score:

5points

#45

How to catch the red dot

How to catch mouse

How to escape out of a door when hooman opens it to get groceries out of the car

Why is hooman in my poop box

Alternatives for poop box

Final score:

5points

#46

How to escape house
How to do most damage to dad's legs
How to open doors
How to find cat treats
How to open cat treats bag
How to hide evidence of eating ice cream
How to open closet door
What shoes do I sit on
How to steal dog's food
How to stop dog steal my food
What does fuzzy mean
How to poop in neighbor's yard correctly
What does 'Good job pooping in neighbor's plants' mean from human
What does hooman mean by that lady is trying to catnap me
Where to best take nap
How to eat hair without hooman noticing
How to become paper shredder
What does catnip smell like
How do i open cabinet
How do i spray catnip
uroswanvjervne
iemvqujnerr
imhighoncatnip
fjnadorbg
cuddlefloorcuddlefloorcuddlefloor
How to steal ice cream from human
How to distract human and get milk

Final score:

5points

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#47

how to open a can

Final score:

5points

I Wish I Were Jesse Tuck

#48

Fish recipes

Final score:

4points

#49

How to: Dominate the world, kill all creaturez and hoomanz, have endless yummy treatz and make professional petting robots

Final score:

4points

#50

if i had a cat:

qkfbdofof;;jhgg
boxez
mys
mys
how 2 rule ovr humns
how 2 maill dogs 2 de moon
how 2 sstop tyny humn frm touchng mii
how 2 gt owt of de pownd

our cat would not be a very good speller LOL

Final score:

4points

LONDYN BROWN 3 years ago

lol

1point

#51

wut privacy mean
new rug for hooman to clean my vomit
boi cats
how to talk 2 hooman
how to ask for food in hooman
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip organic
catnip gourmet
more catnip
CATNIP

Final score:

4points

Pansexual Froggo

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#52

how to kil hooman

y do baby chase me

y hooman yel wen i puke on floor

how 2 anoy hooman

how 2 get in hooman room

Final score:

4points

#53

Google search History:
Are cats really fluid
If i fits I sits
how to grow your own cat nip
how to lay on hoomans face without smothering them
why do hoomans like water so much
what does neuter mean?
grumpy cat

Final score:

4points

#54

why hoomans no like songs of my people
wet food stores nearby
how to annoy dog
how to get drunk on catnip
jkahnlukjantkjnsmd

Final score:

4points

#55

How to get more treats.
How to meow louder.
How to get out the door.
How to try to trick my human into giving me wet food.

Final score:

4points

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#56

Catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
catnip
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
Mouse
catnip

Final score:

4points

𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑'𝖘 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖗

D e p r e s s e d (Submission author) 3 years ago

I swear my cat just can't get enough with the catnip! I give it to him once a week soon as he gets it he bounces off the walls

4points

#57

how to ecsap from cta bed
install htea vent
treats
trtesa
wheer is catnip
catlip plant
vocal exercise fro cat
mweo

Final score:

4points

#58

letmeout: the biography.
amozon password
treats
how to get treats
wheredowegointhemetelmonsters

Final score:

4points

Annabelle Phillips

#59

shipping prices of twelve boxes of salmon

Final score:

4points

#60

fghjmfdsasdfgnm,mnnbvcxsdfghnm
how to make hooman slave
opposable thumbs,who needs them
how to suffcate hooman
sadfghjkloi876543ewdsfghjuki8765trdgfhj
yummy cat treats

Final score:

3points

Delilah Simmons

#61

i dont have a cat but if i did:

how to take over the world

how to be da bigest pest to da hoomans

result:run around house,at top speed, on a trail of plastic bags, with your kittens running behind you meowing to play with your tail

Final score:

3points

Serenity Kinney

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#62

How to scratch my hooman while he is in school and not get yelled @?????????????

Final score:

3points

Bitty Monster Forever

#63

sdtkyyyrdfky,m
how to trick the dog
101 ways to kill a mouse
8ubjkwk
ways to keep your hooman awake at 3 in the morning
whats the best thing to knock of the table
56edcikfvj5evbrntk

Final score:

3points

Imtiredandiwannagotobed 3 years ago

Man, that last one is interesting, tell me more

3points

#64

-h0w 2 get hooman to make meh gurrmet meels
-h8w tooo do crookshanks from hairy purrter makeupp
-wy do my child humman call me kitty kitty meow meow
-huw to kach redd dott w/tips
-r cats betr than dogs?
-meow
-famos kittys in hisstury

Final score:

3points

#65

How to get catnip and extra treats

Final score:

3points

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#66

Cat's search history: How To Serve Dog

Me looking at screen, puzzled, then horrified...

Final score:

3points

GalaxyZo 3 years ago

why is this downvoted??? i upvwote UwU

3points

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#67

Wetfoodz sale
Toilet wahetr
wedfood
pspspsps sound ten hourz
amazon.com//temptationssalmoncattreats
how to getz outsides
cat treets fancy yumy cat treetz

Final score:

3points

#68

Why my tail floof?
How to rid of dog
How to kill dog
1000 ways to poach a dog
Why dog snoot other dogs bum
Why dog has big snoot
Dog trap
How to mail dog
How to be dog

Final score:

3points

Ragnarok 3 years ago

How to be dog?

0points

#69

I have two cats, so the *'s will be for one, ~'s for the other.

*How to catch burd
*Why cant catch burd
*why no treats
*burrds
*TUNA
*why burd
*how burd
*where tuna
*how treats

~where to hide
~sneky
~treatssss
~where can hide
~why brother like burd
~TREatss

Final score:

3points

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#70

101 ways to serve meeses
how to grow lush cat nip
The Kats Meow (kitty porn website)
best ways to annoy your hooman when they be busy
hooman behavior explained
fastest way to sharpen your claws
The Kats Meow
quickest way to piss of da doggie
kitty yoga to help get in weird sleeping positions
Meowing tips and tricks to be as loud and obnoxious as possible at 3:30 in the morning
The Kats Meow
What makes yarn so enticing, is it the color or the texture
enhance your barfing experience
The Kats Meow

Final score:

3points

#71

how kill hooman in slep

Final score:

3points

CaelynTheCheeto

#72

places that serve mouse
cute pictures of humans
why does my butt taste good
dating websites for cats

Final score:

3points

#73

How to make human give up bed and give it to cat instead

Final score:

3points

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#74

Thumbs
Why won’t my human let me sit on their keyboard
Best place to satisfy the itch
Why does dry food exist
How to get rid of dog without humans knowing
Why do my humans yell at me when I eat the plants

Final score:

3points

Hehehehehehehehe (ve/ver)

#75

Cat-hooman pocket dictionary
1000 ways to confuse hoomans
The purrrfect murder: a cats story

Final score:

3points

Danse Macabre Cat

#76

Why human says im a bumblebee
How to look like a bumblebee
How to be cute like a bumblebee
How many food i get for being a bumblebee
What is a bumblebee

Final score:

3points

I travel. I seek the Parmesan. 3 years ago

Hot cats in my area https://1800big.bad.dealers.com/catnip-organic/search?-query.sdk.565t.48768y5rh https://cato.com//get-the-treats-you-need.fddf/fsaf-dfaf/adf2 wheres my ballz?

0points

#77

Why do hooman don't leave my house after feeding me?

Final score:

3points

#78

dfodvijoncmsakmck
fsdfokoqos[dvodvio
kill dog
sell dog
kill human
no get pets from humaan
hfgvim
weird red dot that oddly attracts me
hiw to catch dot
how to murder the dot

Final score:

3points

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#79

How to hunt and eat humans?

Final score:

2points

deletemyaccount

I travel. I seek the Parmesan. 3 years ago

catching the dot 101

0points

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#80

To bite, or not to bite?
cans I really fits?
is Chester dog yummy?
what is movie "Don't f***k with cats" about? Netflix
Is there even Cats in "Don't f***k with cats"?
dumb bird videos
Best Art gallery near me

(Yes he would totally use question marks in google searches. and chester is my dog if you are wondering)

Final score:

2points

#81

how can i make hooman give food

Final score:

1point

bigbadlashmascara0621

#82

zaesxrdctfvuygibonlmnjlbjmvnhfgcdrfex3crt45vyb6u7ino809p-009n87654@#$%^&*(0iouhgfdgwcrdvbnkyukghfghfrxtecyrv6utgjyhkujngfcdtnex45yrf6utgyhujminhubgyvfcd
Fish

Final score:

1point

𝑬𝒄𝒉𝒐 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒚

Imtiredandiwannagotobed 3 years ago

Hmm, interesting

1point

#83

whyihavnospace
whydahumanssoweerd
qawzsxdrtfvgbhuijnkm
howtokilladoggo

Final score:

1point

Sunniva September

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#84

y do hooman kiid chase me wif stic
do hooman take pill to?
gorge mowington
y me nam is boobo ber
how to scratch hooman and get awae
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#85

"Why does Catnip make me feel so weird??"

Final score:

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#86

Howtostopyorhoonansdaughtarsfromannoyangu

Howtostealtunas

HowtoscratchhoomAnansintheperrrfectpLace

Hwotoannoyshooman

Hewstogethoomantonotsignorsu

Final score:

1point

#87

How to strangle a human
World domination for cats
How to catch the red dot
how do I rip open the food bag
How to hide poop

Final score:

1point

Schrodinger's Cat

Effie Mason 3 years ago

...........

0points

#88

Why dus hooman pet meh?
How to scere smol humn?
how kil dog?
How to perfom skrach and run?
Purina stocks
why is compooter so comfu7?
Catnip delers in floriduh
how to hid3 catnip smel frum hoomin?

Final score:

1point

Schrodinger's Cat

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#89

messed up i meant:
howetwo spek englashfor morfod
Cutemale puursians nearmeh
Mail purrsians nearsme
catfod 100%of
freecatsfood
frecantood
toyesfroktty

Final score:

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#90

Why do hoomans close doors
How make hooman stop petting other kittens

Final score:

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Courtney Cifuni

#91

how to kill hooman 🥺

Final score:

1point

#92

Why are my hoomans trying to poison me with evil cat food?
How to get ride of foster fur brother?
What is the best time to wake hooman up?
Where can I buy popcorn?

Final score:

1point

#93

Best catnip to buy nearby
How to trick human so you can scratch her

Final score:

1point

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how to kill vacuum cleaner

why don't humans lick themselves

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#95

"how to wake up my human in the middle of the night"

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#96

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#98

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#99

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Bacony Cakes (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)

crap i forgot "let me through the door" and "where hoomen eyes locate"

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#101

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#102

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#103

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#104

how to ask hooman for cuddles

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#105

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#106

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#107

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#108

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#109

i don't have a cat so i'm gunna try

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#110

How to get your coat to really shine
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#111

How to grow thumbs
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Catnip Dealers near me

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#112

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#113

Train my hooman
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#114

best cat weed (catnip)
Wet food
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#115

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#116

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#117

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#118

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#119

Cat One:
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#121

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#122

Not my cat but my friend's :P

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How to get run over by car? :0

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#123

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#124

World Domination for kittens

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#125

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#126

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Aaron Chavez 3 years ago

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#127

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#128

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#129

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#130

Where my catnip hidden?

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#131

This is not my cat but my friends cat.
1. Most amazing catnip ever
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3. why does my hoomans say if i fits i sits

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#132

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#133

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#134

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#135

Well, I don’t have a cat, but I can be my doggy’s
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How to get all the treats
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How to make mommy less made when I knock over the garbage can
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How to get all the pets

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Violeta Draseikaitė

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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Robert Catte (It, It's) 3 years ago

Search number 1: stuff that comes in cardboard boxes 2: cardboard boxes near me 3: catnip 4: cardboard box 5: meeeeeeeeeow 6: how to get scritches 7: purrrrrrr 8: Food 9: how to get rid of dog 10: alfj oejilseo8023&#%SJLFEIL[] d/[]9}kks 11: get catnip 12: catch red dot

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Adél Gáspár 3 years ago

Cat size box shipping prices to the tuna factory ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

2points

pattroise 3 years ago

Adél Gáspár haha

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Danielle Gleeson 3 years ago

Why can't my hooman see the ghosts on the corner of the ceiling?

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Robert Catte (It, It's) 3 years ago

Search number 1: stuff that comes in cardboard boxes 2: cardboard boxes near me 3: catnip 4: cardboard box 5: meeeeeeeeeow 6: how to get scritches 7: purrrrrrr 8: Food 9: how to get rid of dog 10: alfj oejilseo8023&#%SJLFEIL[] d/[]9}kks 11: get catnip 12: catch red dot

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Adél Gáspár 3 years ago

Cat size box shipping prices to the tuna factory ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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pattroise 3 years ago

Adél Gáspár haha

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Danielle Gleeson 3 years ago

Why can't my hooman see the ghosts on the corner of the ceiling?

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