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Have something you want to share, like a new joke or your cute pets? You can also vent here, everyone will be supportive :D
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#1
Please address ur pets correctly:
Cats:
1. Your Highness
2. Supreme Overlord
3. Your Majesty
4. Fur Devil
5. Touchy Roommate
6. Spider cat
7. Anti-gravity semi-liquid awesomeness
8. Genie of the box
9. If I fits I sits
Dogs:
1. Fur baby
2. Fur Devil
3. Pupper
4. Doggo
5. Bundle of joy
6. Wagging tail champion
7. Couch pirate
8. Night zoomies
Hedgehog:
1. Ouch mouse
2. Lap cactus
3. Furry ‘toothpick holder’
Turtles:
1. Water pupper no.7
2. Hermit crab lizard
3. Dragon
Hamster & Guinea Pig & Mice & Rats
1. Meat potato
2. Jerry
Final score:
4points
#4
I have a headband that has Christmas lights on it and it’s really really cute, I call it the crown of Christmas lights, it reminds me of the Statue of Liberty but with Christmas lights on its head, I am not taking it off until I go to sleep because I want to wear it and look awesome.
Final score:
2points
#6
Are you racist/antisemite?
Homophobic?
Transphobic?
Misogynistic?
Then here’s a north of England expression you may not know:
Haddaway and sh1te..!
(It’s a corruption of “hide away and sh1t”)
Final score:
1point
#7
How do I tell my parents I'm gay? Idk if my parents are homophobic or not and I haven't told them I'm bi. I'm also depressed but don't want to tell them that either
Final score:
1point
MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock 1 year ago
Tell them and say ‘put up with it. Or else.’ If you have a pretty good relationship with them, they will eventually understand. Even if they’re homophobic. The chances of them like REALLY REALLY hating on you is like 2.5%, from experience of my gay/lesbian friends and myself being asexual and trans. They will probably be in shock for a few weeks, but eventually you’d get there. If you’re relationship isn’t so good with your parents, they would either 1.don’t care and still ignore you at the same level 2. Yell and try to butt into your business and scream at everyone. In scenario 2, you’ve just gotta admit they’re hopelessly stupid.
#8
Are you racist/antisemite?
Homophobic?
Transphobic?
Misogynistic?
Then here’s a north of England expression you may not know:
Haddaway and sh1te..!
(It’s a corruption of “hide away and sh1t”)
Final score:
0points
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