hey, I'll have you know I quit that business a LONG time ago, mr man. *hides my elaborate business card* ooh, I should add that to my bio

Then explain the bodies I found behind the local McDonalds

shhh.....you saw nothing.....those are not the droids you're looking for 6812b235ac...35513e.jpg

Explain the damn bodies rylee you're not a jedi just cause you have a guillotine

I AM A JEDI FISHDARN YOU YOU DARE CHALLENGE *ME*??!??!? I wield The Gulliotines (TM)

I'm sorry my brain is still tripping over fishdarn I can't make jokes you've completely shut down any brain that I may or may not have had

thank you very much, I pride myself on being an excellent swear-word-replacement-maker. would add the entire dictionary (including fun tidbits such as crappucino! gardening tool! basting stick! and fried josh'n'beans!) to my bio but I've already ranted enough there

There's a kid I know who says 'frog dog' instead of f**k and it's really funny cause he'll be like 'f**k- no wait I said... uh... frog dog' I'll admit that I love ur bio even with the length, you should add them

that's beautiful and now a part of the dictionary. And sIgH, if you inSIST, I definitely wasn't looking for a reason to 👀

I'm in creases honestly 😂