Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano?!Awesome!🔱🏺🙌🏼

i think the first time i saw headless roach i was six and i found her on the floor. glad i didnt ask someone to squish her :3

Ah yes. ¨What the hell¨ an inspiring quote by Peppa.

ZARA NOOOOOO

"please don't answer things to me ever again"

Hey now you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid

I think I added to this one, I had the next line

I love the song comment threads

Would be a beautiful malapropism though "don't let your dog decaffeinate on my lawn!"

The chances of being killed by a cow are low but never zero

I've been waiting for this

This was a beautiful thing to come across

"Stop ur screaming Phil ur payne will end soon" 😈🗡🍩

ACTHUALLY

oH dear

HR and the cars made me laugh so hard. 😅

beautiful display. timeless, maybe?

I'm glad Raf got on here he's great

does anyone know where this was originally posted?

OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER THIS!

i remember that XD the image was someone asking what a "strange green light" was. it was the turn signal lol

I'll come too. Even though I didn't say a pun that had to do with a stomach . . .

The tone change here is making me cry this is wonderful I love this

Benefit Fumblescratch

So does this mean I'm allowed to excavate graves and fry the remains into burgers or is that still a no

So much baby.

my captives scream i silence them

So do you talk about goats?

my first thought: "so thaaat's what DP stands for"

oooh i know i know! there's no rain in the second one! that's the difference!

my sentries have three

Me personally I don't use duolingo I like to kill myself instead. Old fashioned way yk.

First of all, thank you for posting me twice! I'm very funny. Second of all why are both of the posts I'm in related to cannibalism please don't send the cops after me

I feel like everyone on this site has seen this. It's pretty much immortal

I just saw this a few days ago

Real men don't carry things. We use our powerful masculinity to hover them above our heads and smack them into all of the snowflakes and watch them start crying about not having an arm. So sensitive

Do I want to know where this is heading? *Opens door* Yeah, I know. Get out! XP

I just said on the one earlier that I thought I commented next, guess I did!

Y'all should check out the replies to this it gets better

What. Just... what.

what about when somebody commented "and if they follow you into the bathroom stall, that's a problem for HR" and Headless Roach just popped up