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Hey Pandas, Post Something That Makes People Around You Feel Old (Closed)

people feel old after realizing some pretty random things. post something that makes you/ others feel old.

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#1

This might be oddly specific, but just yesterday I had a friend over for dinner and at one point we talked about how the South Park episode with the underwear gnomes, that the "1. do xy, 2. ???, 3. PROFIT" joke is taken from, first aired 24 frickin years ago.

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1point

Flopsy 2 years ago

I love that episode!

1point

#2

The first Jurassic Park movie came out before my generation existed

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#3

my brother has never been alive to see Pluto as a planet. He's a sophomore in high school.

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Lady of the Mountains

#4

People born in 2000 are already 22

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

#5

My husband and I have been together almost as long as we’ve been apart! We got married at 16 and have been married 14 years in August! That just blows my mind. It makes me feel old in a good way. I like not having to date. I like going to bed early. I like not having kids. I like planning my grocery list by aisle so that I’m in and out in under 15min. The only drawback to getting older that I’ve found? I wake up feeling hungover and achy even though I don’t drink. Why do my knees randomly pop when I walk? Why can’t I crawl around on the floor or climb on counters as easily?

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Flopsy 2 years ago

You are just 30. You are a young millennial. Is this old now?

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Lady of the Mountains

I'm a Hufflepuff, complete book nerd, musical geek, feminist, professional mermaid, and from the Rocky Mountains in the US. I support LGBTQ+ as a straight ally who doesn't actually know much about it. Always looking for new friends, though don't be creepy about it!

I'm a Hufflepuff, complete book nerd, musical geek, feminist, professional mermaid, and from the Rocky Mountains in the US. I support LGBTQ+ as a straight ally who doesn't actually know much about it. Always looking for new friends, though don't be creepy about it!

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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