Can be whatever you want, most points go to the most creativity and weirdness. It isn't supposed to be for one's you might use normally, use ones that don't make sense, and that are just weird to say casually. Have fun with the submissions, and try to make the funniest pickup line you can!

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#1

"I heard you like bad boys. Well, you're in luck, cause I'm bad at everything."

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    “Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you’re causing an uprising in my pants.”

    I feel dirty just typing it.

    He was promptly kneed in the family jewels.

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    #3

    A chemistry pun. “Are you copper and tellerium? Because you’re CuTe”

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    Stardust she/her
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    #4

    Are you a scientist? Because I want to put you on a table and do you periodically.

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    #5

    "Are you tired? Cause you have been running through my mind all day."

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    #6

    Wanna be a pear, since you are the apple of my eye. If you are wondering where I heard about you, let's just say I heard it through the grapevine

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    #7

    Some kid hitting on me

    Him: hey, are u lost

    Me: wut (i cant hear him btw)

    Him: are u lost

    Me: no

    Him: do you have a phone?

    Me: im not lost

    Him: so do you have a phone?

    Me: yes why

    Him: can i get them digits

    Me: No.



    He continued for about 30min, im older than him btw

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    #8

    I know I don’t look curvy, but have you seen my back?!? 🦐

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    #9

    coming from a 12 yr old

    1) I may not be the best-looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

    2) If I had a nickel for every person I’ve seen as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

    3) I was going to say a cheesy pickup line, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

    4) When I'm around you, I can't think straight, are you? *yes* I can change that.

    5) On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

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    Robby (Ze/Zir)
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    #10

    (overheard some girls talking in class)
    Are you homework? 'Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night!
    I- WHAT?

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    #11

    You better call the vet!

    Cause this pussy is gettin' smashed tonight!

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    Victoria
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    #12

    Did you know once you left, Niagara froze over? I guess I'm not the only one who falls just for you.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: the smoothest pick up line I've ever received was while I was cashiering. I asked a guy if he found everything alright and he responded "you know, now that you mention it, I've been looking everywhere for your number."

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    #13

    I can be the JD to your Veronica. (Only works if u plan to kill people. ;P)

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    #14

    "You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across!"

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    #15

    Your hand looks heavy, let me hold It for you

    What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

    I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

    Can I borrow your lips?

    If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

    I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

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    ဗSailor Moonဗ
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    #16

    I walk up to women and say 'Hi... Insert pickup line here...' it works every time.

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    #17

    Girl are you an Apache helicopter bc I would let you bomb me anyday

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    Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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    #18

    Girl are you a land mine bc I would step on you qnysay

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    Blue_Mouse (is gone!)
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    #19

    Haha I have one from where a 1st year ( year 1 / first grade ) kid tried to hit on me . It is: are you a towel? Bc your looking kinda wet ....... 🤪

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did a first grader… you know what, I don’t even want to know

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    #20

    Hey girl, are you a soccer ball? Cause I want to kick you.

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    #21

    The best one-
    "Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageius the wise?"

    The other one-
    "Girl, Is your pH 1 because by no means you are basic"

    Another one-
    "Are you DD/MM/YYYY because you seem to be a perfect date"


    Still another one-
    "Are you Neon because I can't help but notice that you're a pure ten"
    I got reply on this one "That's why I don't want to react." Hope you don't get this reply.😅

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