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Hey Pandas, Post A Superpower And The Comments Will Decide The Catch

Imagine you were given the gift of any superpower you can imagine. What's the catch, you may ask? The top three comments get to choose a limitation or rule that is placed on your power.

For example, teleportation - but only to Mars for 5 seconds at a time, and you can't control it.

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#1

The power to make someone s**t their pants with just a thought.

Final score:

8points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Bored Retsuko 1 year ago

But it gives you constipation for the next two days.

8points

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#2

The power of knowing exactly what the person/people you’re having a conversation with are thinking in the moment.

Idk, might help win a few arguments or score a chance with your crush

Final score:

6points

Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago

But they know what you’re thinking too

3points

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#3

The power to manipulate gravity around yourself. Reduce gravity to make objects light or yourself to float. Increase it to make your hits or objects thrown cause more damage.

Final score:

6points

Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago

But it only lasts for 5 seconds

1point

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#4

The ability to shapeshift into animals

Final score:

6points

twilight (he/they/it)

cartoon ghosts 1 year ago

A random animal of that species shapeshifts into you as long as you're in that form

8points

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#5

The power to go back or forward in time and change events to my liking.

Final score:

5points

RandomPanda (She/Her)

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago

You can not remember what you changed or why or that you did it

5points

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#6

the power to accurately know the outcome of your actions ahead of time.

Final score:

5points

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

Sunshine 1 year ago

But you can’t know what others will think of your actions privately.

2points

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#7

The power to make a chicken appear anywhere and at any time

Final score:

5points

Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

Stardust she/her 1 year ago

But then there’s a 50% chance you’ll create an evil chicken who will try to kill you

7points

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#8

The power to make entitled people punch themselves in the face when you get annoyed by them.

Final score:

5points

Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago

But you feel the impact

3points

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#9

the power to make anything you think of become real

Final score:

4points

RandomPanda 1 year ago

But you can't choose which thoughts become real

6points

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#10

The power to radiate light and warmth at any time

Final score:

4points

Sunshine 1 year ago

But you have to wear unstretchy skinny jeans for the rest of your life

3points

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#11

The power to not take fall damage, like ants(like I could fall from the Burj khalifa and be fine)

Final score:

4points

Taswell the fox(he/him)

Random Girl 1 year ago

But every time you do so, your pants rip.

4points

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#12

I can travel so fast that even the speed of light will be considered slow

Final score:

3points

Stardust she/her

RandomPanda 1 year ago

Except every time you use your power you randomly either age up or down by 10 years

3points

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#13

To be able to climb a tall tree in 1 second

Final score:

2points

A Very Glittery Moth Indeed

Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago

But you can’t climb down

3points

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#14

You can fly and breathe under water

Final score:

1point

Charlie Spring Heartstopper Fan (He/Him) 1 year ago

But it is only for a few minutes.

2points

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#15

Telekinesis (the ability to manipulate objects with your mind)

Final score:

0points

Mermeow Overlord (she/they)

◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 1 year ago

That you can’t move things with your hands or other body parts

0points

RandomPanda (She/Her)

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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