Just do it, please.

#2

People with beards are just people without beards, with beards

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#5

Ghosts are just boneless skeletons

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#6

The Earth is actually a ravioli.

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#7

is this all a ṥ̷̼͚̠͉̱̦̫̀̾͆̉̾̚ḯ̴̜͖̦͚̋̇̃̅̇͜͜m̶͓̪͓͍̜̟̤̾͊̓͜ư̸̡̻̞̪̈́̔͑̉̍ļ̴̧͓̙̭͇̥̣̳͂́͒̃ä̵͓̟̝̱̯́̓̈̃̿̈͊́̐͠t̸̡̬̼͓͎̘͍̙̃̈́̐i̴̪͙̳̰̝̱̮̗̹̍̈́͆͑̉̚̕͜o̴̟͚̠̮͕͛͒͛̚n̷̡͙̻̦͍̖̊͝͠ͅ???

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#8

What's a scarier thought: We are the most advanced form of life in the universe or that we are just an amoeba compared to other life forms?

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#9

If you switch the w's in "where" "what" and "when" with t's you get the answer.

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#10

If life is a nightmare death is waking up from the nightmare

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#11

What would happen if Pinocchio said “my nose will grow now?”

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Kinslee Hager
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would grow but he then would be telling a truth so... Idk

#12

1.if you dust off a vacuum cleaner then are you the vacuum cleaner?
2. what would happen if I get scared half to death TWICE?
3. if life isn't fair to anyone, then is life really fair?
4. nothing is truly on fire, but the fire is on it.
(sry just had to ask)

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#13

When people die, does life pause for the amount of time they've been alive so they can get to heaven or hell, we jest never notice?

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#14

It's been a year since the first lockdown started

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AbbiTabbi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I was just realizing that today and I was like, WOW that kinda went fast!

#15

Are countries to continents as states are to countries?

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#16

he turned himself into a pickle

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#17

Why are doughnuts called doughnuts if they don't contain nuts?

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Mary Rose Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m going to take a wild stab here: They were initially called doughnoughts, nought being the nothing in the middle and over time they morphed into doughnuts because Americans are lazy. This is all just a guess.

#18

What if sharks don’t want to hurt the guys in cages? What if they want to free them?

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#19

there is a point during the cremation process when the body is perfectly cooked

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#20

What if everyone in the world just dropped dead?

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#21

are shinsou and Aizawa related? (mha)

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#22

The chicken joke is the darkest joke I know and I didn't get it until I was almost 40.

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#23

I really love this person from my favorite YT channel......

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#24

The earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#25

Don't people date anymore? What's with the "hanging out" crap?

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#26

So, if we could gather up all the empty space between atoms, and use it for something, that would be an infinite amount of space.

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