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Hey Pandas, Post A Random Joke That You Know. (Closed)

No matter what kind of humor you like, from dad jokes to dark twists, post the first joke that comes to your mind.

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#1

What do you call a group of frog puppets?
A kermitee (committee)

sorry this joke sucks

Final score:

2points

#2

I lost a buttonhole.

Final score:

1point

#3

There was once this guy who was flying his private jet to Mexico, but somewhere along the way, the plane started malfunctioning, so he jumped off. He landed on the ledge of window of the 50th floor of a skyscraper. Inide, he can see a woman busy typing away on a computer. He tapped on the glass and she opened the window.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" He asks her.
"You're on the ledge of window of the 50th floor of a skyscraper," She replies.
"Are you, by any chance, and engineer?" He asks.
"Yes, I am! How did you know?" She says.
"Well, everything you told me is 100% true, but is also 100% useless." He chuckles.
"Are you a manager, sir?" The woman asks.
"Yes I am, how could you tell?"
"You don't know where you are, you don't know how you got here, but now all of a sudden it's my problem!"

Final score:

1point

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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