Picture yourself standing, going about your business, perhaps chatting or simply doing your thing. Then, out of the blue, you think, "Enough with standing, it's overated, I want my a*s to be seated." So, you start this slow, careful motion, bending your knees like you're about to squat, but not as intense. As you do this, you fix your gaze on your target - whether it's a chair, couch, or even the ground. You're lowering yourself down, trying to keep balance , because let's face it, falling would be embarrassing. It's a controlled movement, almost like slow motion, inching closer to your intended spot. And just as you're about to make contact, you surrender to gravity. You finally hit impact, where you meet the surface.. It's like a gentle touchdown, but instead of a field, it's your seat. And if you happen to be aiming for a cushion, oh boy, get ready for a real treat! Cushions, they're like these soft, fluffy cloud, right? You sit down, and bam! Instant comfort. Plus, there's that satisfying feeling of sinking into it. However if you're going to sit down on a hard surface. Buckle up, because it's a whole different situation. If you're aiming for something solid, like a wooden bench or a stone step. First off, there's no fluffiness to cushion your fall. You lower yourself down, and instead of sinking into a cloud of comfort, it's like, "Wham!" You feel every inch of that surface beneath you. It's firm, it's unforgiving, and it definitely makes its presence known. Voila, that's the basics of sitting down.

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Bruh, I didn't even realize how long I made this. I definitely over explained sitting down alright. 💀

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To open a door, you have to push the door open, but sometimes you have to pull the door open, because you can't push it, and other times the door is automatic, so you just walk up to it and it opens, but sometimes the door doesn't open and you walk into it, and then you realise that it's not an automatic door but a big window. Then you have the sliding doors that you have to pull to the right to open, but sometimes you have to pull the door to the left. And you also have spinning doors that people in cartoons are always getting stuck in, that sometimes run you over if you don't walk fast enough.

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-Breathing..It is very simple. You simply suck up air, and blow it out. But sometimes you need to hold your breath so you don't breathe on a stranger,then time your breath perfectly to hold a long note. Sometimes you need to only breathe through your nose so other humans don't judge you.
You must never inhale for too long ,or you will get ill. hold the air inside, and you will also get ill. Breathing is good, but only for air. don't breathe other stuff. Some weirdos try to breathe special, and end up in the hospital. breath too slow, and its cool,breath too fast,and you die. Breath while imagining random elemental special effects, and you can un-alive a mentally ill michael jackson blood infection gremlin🙃
breathing is fun

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I shall explain the leafy bones. They are called trees, and they keep us alive by giving us air. We cut them down for paper. They are tall, and have a bunch of little points coming out of the top, with little green matching shapes on them. When it gets cold, the shapes on the points turn red, orange, yellow, and brown and fall off. We cut trees down for wood for things like chairs and tables and paper. Dogs bark at the squirrels that live in them because they think they are bones, and the squirrels are touching their bones. And you can climb them. They grow from seeds, and grow really tall, like bushes with an elephant leg attached. They can help other trees by sending them healthy stuff through their roots and mushrooms. Oh, and there are some that don’t shed their leaves (the little shapes) because they are long and skinny, and those trees are really sticky.

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Let's begin by thinking about a small rectangle. Now let's make that rectangle a bit bigger, imagine about the size of a phone. Good good, now this rectangle needs to get even bigger, let's think of it being the size of a door. Let's imagine this door but wider now, so the length of a door but about two doors wide.
Alright, now let's put that little image aside. Now begin thinking the clothes you're wearing. Perhaps you're in something comfortable, maybe not. But let's imagine you in your favorite, fluffiest and comfiest clothing. We'll now just think of the fabric that clothing is made of, perhaps it's something fluffy or is yours just soft to the touch. You want to be imaging something soft and looks like how clouds should feel. This shouldn't be something that would irritate your skin, it should glide along your skin, bringing the utmost comfort whenever it touches.
Now that we have this feeling of the fabric, imagine it next to the image of the two doors. Next you're going to put the fabric onto the doors, it should be a giant fabric rectangle at this point. Now remember, it can be any color or design but it should be soft and large. The next thing you're going to do is imagine sitting or laying down. This large fabric rectangle we've created would lay over top of you. It can be wrapped around you to keep you warm in the cold winter months, or be held to make you feel safe and secure at night.

You have successfully thought of a blanket.

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Picture yourself standing, going about your business, perhaps chatting or simply doing your thing. Then, out of the blue, you think, "Enough with standing, it's overated, I want my a*s to be seated." So, you start this slow, careful motion, bending your knees like you're about to squat, but not as intense. As you do this, you fix your gaze on your target - whether it's a chair, couch, or even the ground. You're lowering yourself down, trying to keep balance , because let's face it, falling would be embarrassing. It's a controlled movement, almost like slow motion, inching closer to your intended spot. And just as you're about to make contact, you surrender to gravity. You finally hit impact, where you meet the surface.. It's like a gentle touchdown, but instead of a field, it's your seat. And if you happen to be aiming for a cushion, oh boy, get ready for a real treat! Cushions, they're like these soft, fluffy cloud, right? You sit down, and bam! Instant comfort. Plus, there's that satisfying feeling of sinking into it. However if you're going to sit down on a hard surface. Buckle up, because it's a whole different situation. If you're aiming for something solid, like a wooden bench or a stone step. First off, there's no fluffiness to cushion your fall. You lower yourself down, and instead of sinking into a cloud of comfort, it's like, "Wham!" You feel every inch of that surface beneath you. It's firm, it's unforgiving, and it definitely makes its presence known. Voila, that's the basics of sitting down.

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