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Hey Pandas, Make A Funny Lgbt Joke (But Make Sure It’s Friendly)
Please only share the light-hearted jokes!
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#1
Even though I’m bi sexual I’m still bi my self
Final score:
14points
#2
i like my men how i like my coffe i don't like coffe
Final score:
9points
#3
My lesbian friend had a nightmare a few nights ago. She was dating a guy! (True story)
Final score:
8points
#4
Lesbians can’t do math
Bc i know that 7x7 is 43 or is it 48 no I’m stupid it’s 47 *grabs calculator* Crap it’s 49
Final score:
7points
#5
I keep on asking people what "LGBTQ+" stands for, but nobody is giving me a straight answer.
Final score:
7points
Nymphadora Tonks 3 years ago
Let Gary be the queen! But that would mean Gary is transgender...
#6
My mom is kinda see through. Don't worry, she's not a ghost. She's just TRANSparent
Final score:
6points
#7
If a gay persons name starts with g, they put the g in lgbtq+!
Final score:
5points
#8
joke 1:bi-bye(get it bi for bisexual and bye for just BYE)2: bye-sexual(get it bc some ppl make thing too sexual so i sed bye)
Final score:
3points
#9
Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was just saying “ah,men”
Say this online. couldn’t stop laughing
Final score:
3points
#10
The ONE thing that I learned from realizing I'm pansexual and demi-flux is that I CANT MAKE A SINGLE F*****G DECISION
Final score:
2points
#11
Hmmmmmm I just came here to say I’m coming out to my mom!!!!
Final score:
2points
#12
I'm bisexual, but I hate everyone, so I'm more like...
Byesexual...
Final score:
2points
#13
why does the pride flag have straight lines-
Final score:
2points
#14
idk if this is a joke but i was on among us and i was mina from mha and i aid i was pan and they said a frying pan 😭😭😭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤧🤧🤧🤧
Final score:
1point
#16
anyone want a plushie 😏😏😏😏
Final score:
0points
Alyssa Sweat 3 years ago
I'm not part of the LGBTQ+ community but I do have a short poem in behalf of one of my friends who is a girl who was in love with another girl. (I know this because we used to be friends and then she moved. I'm not the girl. She always talked about her) The name at the bottom is not the girl's real name. Anyways here we go. Why can't she be mine? The girl whose hair is so fine? And those eyes, into your soul they stare! But Wo! It cannot be, For her heart belong's to another, for which drowns me in despair. Oh, how I wish I could taste her lips, and nibble her ear For she, who is forever in my heart is always near And so with these few words that I hath proclaim Let the world know of your magnificence and fame! -I Love You, My Evangeline.
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