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Even though I’m bi sexual I’m still bi my self

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#2

i like my men how i like my coffe i don't like coffe

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*le gasp* COFFEE IS AWESOME HOW DARE THEE but I get ya not liking men

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#3

My lesbian friend had a nightmare a few nights ago. She was dating a guy! (True story)

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#4

Lesbians can’t do math

Bc i know that 7x7 is 43 or is it 48 no I’m stupid it’s 47 *grabs calculator* Crap it’s 49

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#5

I keep on asking people what "LGBTQ+" stands for, but nobody is giving me a straight answer.

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#6

My mom is kinda see through. Don't worry, she's not a ghost. She's just TRANSparent

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#7

If a gay persons name starts with g, they put the g in lgbtq+!

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#8

joke 1:bi-bye(get it bi for bisexual and bye for just BYE)2: bye-sexual(get it bc some ppl make thing too sexual so i sed bye)

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#9

Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was just saying “ah,men”
Say this online. couldn’t stop laughing

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#10

The ONE thing that I learned from realizing I'm pansexual and demi-flux is that I CANT MAKE A SINGLE F*****G DECISION

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#11

Hmmmmmm I just came here to say I’m coming out to my mom!!!!

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#12

I'm bisexual, but I hate everyone, so I'm more like...
Byesexual...

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#13

why does the pride flag have straight lines-

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#14

idk if this is a joke but i was on among us and i was mina from mha and i aid i was pan and they said a frying pan 😭😭😭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤧🤧🤧🤧

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#15

make da jokes kid friendly

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#16

anyone want a plushie 😏😏😏😏

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not part of the LGBTQ+ community but I do have a short poem in behalf of one of my friends who is a girl who was in love with another girl. (I know this because we used to be friends and then she moved. I'm not the girl. She always talked about her) The name at the bottom is not the girl's real name. Anyways here we go. Why can't she be mine? The girl whose hair is so fine? And those eyes, into your soul they stare! But Wo! It cannot be, For her heart belong's to another, for which drowns me in despair. Oh, how I wish I could taste her lips, and nibble her ear For she, who is forever in my heart is always near And so with these few words that I hath proclaim Let the world know of your magnificence and fame! -I Love You, My Evangeline.

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