Hey Pandas, Let’s Play “Would You Rather”

Random game of "would you rather", post a question and answer in the comments.

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Would you rather be stranded on a desert island alone or with your worst enermy?

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8points

Bluebus06

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

If you’re there with your worst enemy, you won’t feel too bad if you have to eat them.

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would you rather have unlimited money or unlimited charm?

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4points

Lia Salvatore

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That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 2 years ago

Money

12points

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Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?

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3points

Bonesko

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2 years ago

never speak again i dont talk much anyways oop-

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Would you rather have 10 penis fingers or fart out of your mouth every time you spoke?

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3points

Sleestak

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Zoecat 2 years ago

Can you repeat the question 😐

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would you rather know how you die or when you die???

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3points

~ SuperCarsFan ~

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Larken 2 years ago

I would rather know how I die so I might have a chance to stop it

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(Completely random x) Would you rather have telepathy or death touch?

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3points

Nyx (she/her)

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1.21Gigawatts?! 2 years ago

Telepathy, if I had death touch I couldn’t hug someone I love

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My favorite: would you rather have a head twice as big or half as big for the rest of your life?

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2points

Sleestak

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RandomFrog(He/They️‍️) 2 years ago

I choose “Or”

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Would you rather have super sight or super hearing? (Super sight being you can see very far and very close)

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2points

Van

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

Id love super sight, my eyesight is rubbish 😅

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Would you rather kill somebody and get away with it instantly or steal something and get away with it

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2points

Duckbadger

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2 years ago

steal cause i dont think i want to kill them that bad yet...

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#10

Would you rather have diabetes or asthma?

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2points

HELLUVA SEAGULL

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CalicoKitty 2 years ago

Asthma. I can manage a few inhalers and steroids and I'm not super active anyway. If I had diabetes I would forget about it, skip a meal, and simply drop dead

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#11

This one is gross so sorry but…

Would you rather poop 200 gallons of mayonnaise at once

Ore poop one butter knife

Btw ore is getting hit over the head 200 times with a paddle

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2points

Da Dragon Queen

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Zoecat 2 years ago

Butter knife would hurt so bad tho

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#12

Would you rather write/direct the worst book or movie ever, but make an absolute mint, or write/direct one of the most universally acclaimed books or movies, but never make any money from it?

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2points

Caleb R

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@2-dOffical 2 years ago

I'd make the worst movie and get money obveisly

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#13

Would u rather have a forever sheading cat or an extremely hyper doggo

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2points

Do-nut touch da donut

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The leech 2 years ago

Doggo

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#14

Charm because you can get other people’s money that way

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1point

Nerf Hofnagle

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

This must be a reply to something I haven't gotten to yet.

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#15

Have pineapple pizza or not,I like pineapple on pizza lol,it's my fave

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1point

By Deleted User

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

No pine apple pizza but I don't have anything against it if you like eat it.

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#16

Would you rather be absurdly sensitive to touch (pressure hurts. Clothes hurt. You're always thinking about sensations) or completely unable to feel anything (no petting animals, no s e x if you're into that, always in danger cause you wouldn't notice if you stepped on a nail or touched a hot stove)

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1point

Populus tremuloides(they/them)

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Duckbadger 2 years ago

Unable to feel anything

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#17

Would you rather live forever but never find financial success, or live for only 10 more years but as a billionaire?

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1point

Lorna Lay

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Bonesko 2 years ago (edited)

Live forever without financial success. I'm already broke so that won't be a hard transition. I'd rather see everything with no fear. I'd like to see if us humans turn out alright.

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#18

Would you rather have an exciting but dangerous life or a boring but meaningful life?

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1point