Hey Pandas, Let’s Play “Would You Rather”

#1

Would you rather be stranded on a desert island alone or with your worst enermy?

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

If you’re there with your worst enemy, you won’t feel too bad if you have to eat them.

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#2

would you rather have unlimited money or unlimited charm?

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Lia Salvatore

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That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 2 years ago

Money

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#3

Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?

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Bonesko

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2 years ago

never speak again i dont talk much anyways oop-

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#4

Would you rather have 10 penis fingers or fart out of your mouth every time you spoke?

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Sleestak

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Zoecat 2 years ago

Can you repeat the question 😐

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#5

would you rather know how you die or when you die???

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Larken 2 years ago

I would rather know how I die so I might have a chance to stop it

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#6

(Completely random x) Would you rather have telepathy or death touch?

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Nyx (she/her)

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1.21Gigawatts?! 2 years ago

Telepathy, if I had death touch I couldn’t hug someone I love

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#7

My favorite: would you rather have a head twice as big or half as big for the rest of your life?

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Sleestak

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RandomFrog(He/They️‍️) 2 years ago

I choose “Or”

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#8

Would you rather have super sight or super hearing? (Super sight being you can see very far and very close)

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Van

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Goth mouse (they/them) 2 years ago

Id love super sight, my eyesight is rubbish 😅

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#9

Would you rather kill somebody and get away with it instantly or steal something and get away with it

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Duckbadger

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2 years ago

steal cause i dont think i want to kill them that bad yet...

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#10

Would you rather have diabetes or asthma?

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HELLUVA SEAGULL

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CalicoKitty 2 years ago

Asthma. I can manage a few inhalers and steroids and I'm not super active anyway. If I had diabetes I would forget about it, skip a meal, and simply drop dead

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#11

This one is gross so sorry but…

Would you rather poop 200 gallons of mayonnaise at once

Ore poop one butter knife

Btw ore is getting hit over the head 200 times with a paddle

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Da Dragon Queen

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Zoecat 2 years ago

Butter knife would hurt so bad tho

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#12

Would you rather write/direct the worst book or movie ever, but make an absolute mint, or write/direct one of the most universally acclaimed books or movies, but never make any money from it?

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Caleb R

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@2-dOffical 2 years ago

I'd make the worst movie and get money obveisly

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#13

Would u rather have a forever sheading cat or an extremely hyper doggo

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Do-nut touch da donut

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The leech 2 years ago

Doggo

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#14

Charm because you can get other people’s money that way

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Nerf Hofnagle

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

This must be a reply to something I haven't gotten to yet.

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#15

Have pineapple pizza or not,I like pineapple on pizza lol,it's my fave

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

No pine apple pizza but I don't have anything against it if you like eat it.

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#16

Would you rather be absurdly sensitive to touch (pressure hurts. Clothes hurt. You're always thinking about sensations) or completely unable to feel anything (no petting animals, no s e x if you're into that, always in danger cause you wouldn't notice if you stepped on a nail or touched a hot stove)

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Populus tremuloides(they/them)

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Duckbadger 2 years ago

Unable to feel anything

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#17

Would you rather live forever but never find financial success, or live for only 10 more years but as a billionaire?

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Lorna Lay

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Bonesko 2 years ago (edited)

Live forever without financial success. I'm already broke so that won't be a hard transition. I'd rather see everything with no fear. I'd like to see if us humans turn out alright.

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Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago

Forever... billionaire life sucks

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I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Same

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Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 2 years ago

Okay, I don't have a problem with no financial success, it's the living forever that I don't like. Also, for some people who have less than 10 years to live, the second option would have no downside :). But I would choose the first one.

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Ducki (She/Her) 8 months ago

I’m Asian so hard choice lol

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

10yrs being immortal sounds scary and the money could be cool

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

If I was a billionaire the money wouldn't last 10 years or even a year, but I would have a private lake with an aircraft carrier in it.

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2 years ago

the billionaire one because i would just make the most of it because i could do whatever i wanted whenever

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2 years ago

Living forever, it seems like it might suck but also I think of immortality as like you regenerate so you can never die therefore sell your organs on the black market or to science and then you have financial success

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Jackie Warner 2 years ago

The billionaire one. Who wants to live forever anyway.

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

The first one I can make it through hard times living time more years is awhile but I'd only be 38 and I'd like to live longer I have kids.

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Anonymousplease 2 years ago

Live forever without financial success because I think it would be really cool to see how the future will play out

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Lia Salvatore 2 years ago

10 years bc the same reasons that @Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano said

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#18

Would you rather have an exciting but dangerous life or a boring but meaningful life?

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

Exciting and dangerous

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#19

Would you rather listen to a kid screaming "mommy mommy mommy" or a dentist drill?

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Angus

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Larken 2 years ago

Dentist drill definitely

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#20

The Beatles or Elvis

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Da Dragon Queen

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I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Beatles

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#21

Would you rather be able to solve world hunger or solve the climate crisis?

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Zoecat

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PegLegShrek 2 years ago

Climate crisis, all the way

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#22

Would you rather be the most hated person in the world or be the worlds smelliest person?

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The Forgotten Loser

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Ducki (She/Her) 8 months ago

Smelliest (perfume, deodorant)

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#23

Would you rather get a kitten and the newest iPhone or a puppy and a tablet and 30 dollars

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lydtheweirdo 2 years ago

Kitten

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#24

Would you rather have to eat poisonous insects for the rest of your life, or have to eat peoples earwax for the rest of your life.

Note: For either option, their is no alternative, and you get no 'protection' e.g. antivenom, etc.

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Avocado Toast

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I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 2 years ago

Or

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#25

Would you rather live atop a snowy mountain or a sunny island?
Both places wont have any human population plus any electricity gas signals etc...

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Toolkit

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

Mountain

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#26

Would you rather have elbows that don’t bend or knees that don’t bend?

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Bella Dementia

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

It hurts to bend both already, so you choose for me.

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#27

Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to fly?

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Bella Dementia

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LoudMansLover 2 years ago

:3 invisible

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#28

Would you Rather Die or Listen Justin Bieber for the rest of your life

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Justin Trouble 2 years ago

Die

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#29

Would you rather have a billion dollars but no family, as if they never existed, and only you will have memories of them or be poor but have a loving family?

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Matilde R. Pinho

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poor but loving family because even though being rich would be great i'd be lonely and have no one who truly loves me

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#30

Would you rather read a book or watch a movie?

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago

BOOK.

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#31

Would you rather be famous or be rich?

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PegLegShrek

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lydtheweirdo 2 years ago

Rich..? Yes rich

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#32

Would you rather live with fear or without fear?

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PegLegShrek

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without fear

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#33

Would you rather be able to gently nudge decisions or have complete control of 9 people? Would you rather have hot chili sauce poured in your eyes or ants crawling under your skin? Would you rather live in a mansion with no-one else there or in a small, cramped apartment with all of your friends? Would you rather Get £5 for every song you sang in public £50 for every stranger you kiss? Would you rather Never brush your hair again Or Never brush your teeth again? Would you rather Lose all your possessions Or Sell one of your organs?

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