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Post two true things and one false thing, and the comments guess which one is a lie!
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#1
1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.
2) I had a funeral for a paralyzed ladybug that was led by a 9 year old Jewish rabbi (self identified rabbi)
3) I've had a bag of baking soda under my bed for 3 years
Final score:
15points
#2
1) My wife and I were in Blockbuster, where the only other person there perusing the videos was Tom Cruise.
2) I’ve survived a shark attack, but my stomach looks like the Grand Canyon.
3) I live in the UK and have seen a large cat (e.g., Panther) roaming in a field near me.
Final score:
9points
Billy The Kid 3 years ago
I have seen in the news about panthers in the wild in the UK. Not sure about 1 so i will go with 2
#3
1: I have been outside of the United States and even number of times.
2: I, at one point in life, was anorexic
3: I've never lost or broken a pair of glasses.
Final score:
7points
#4
1. I wear glasses
2. I like to draw
3. I use photo editing softwares daily
Final score:
5points
Sarah Simons 3 years ago
I think two and three could easily go together, so I'm going to go with one.
#5
1. I have been convicted of stealing air pods in the 6th grade, even though I didn't
2. I'm a broken extrovert, I love talking, but am super shy at first.
3. I was called a racist twat
Final score:
4points
#6
1. I like to draw
2. I like to write
3. One of the things above is a lie. This is a truth ;)
Final score:
2points
#7
1. my oldest ancestor was a friend of the Chinese emperor
2. I am 30 years old (well, you can tell from my profile pic
3. I once had a pet shark
Final score:
2points
#8
I play piano
I love public speaking and pressure washing (?) XD
My favorite author is Jodi Picoult
Final score:
1point
#9
1. I have never broken a bone
2. My sister is special needs
3. I have sprained my left wrist and ankle
Final score:
1point
#10
1. I have only 2 aunts, but 11 cousins.
2. I am an only child.
3. I once had a pet duck.
Final score:
1point
#11
My high school driver's ed teacher married a girl I dated before him.
I spent Easter vacation week in Disneyworld seven years in a row but I've never been on a ride there.
I avoided getting arrested by telling the cop I was collecting peppers to feed to a salamander.
Final score:
1point
#12
Im too late... welp here goes:
1. I go to a private school
2. I play minecraft
3. I like pineapple on pizza
Final score:
1point
maya P.K (Submission author) 3 years ago
i will put the answer in after someone comments if thats ok
#13
1. i have a bf
2. im bi
3. i have friends
Final score:
1point
#14
1. I have a human soul
2. I don't like people much
3. I am a slytherin
Final score:
0points
#15
1. I was fishing and there was a corpse in the water
2. I almost drowned at a summer camp
3. I'm Catholic
Final score:
0points
#16
1.) I stole cutlery from my former employer
2.) I went diving once and cut my knee open
3.) I have a severe fear of giraffes
Final score:
0points
#17
1. I have several tattoos
2. I am a console gamer.
3. I have a black cat.
Final score:
0points
#18
1. I've performed in New Orleans.
2. I've performed in Memphis.
3. I've been to Carnegie Hall.
Final score:
0points
#19
1: I have been out side of America three times as a 7-yo
2:I have five family members (including pet)
3:I own a hairless cat
Final score:
0points
#20
1. I have a cat
2. I am bilingual
3. I am a velociraptor
Final score:
0points
#21
1. I hate cake.
2. I've never been to Disney World.
3. I love carrots :)
Final score:
0points
#22
1. My baseball Team played in the little league World Series and I had to sit out because I was injured.
2. My favorite food is pizza with pineapple.
3. I once had a dog that died the forst week i got it.
Final score:
0points
#23
A Tomodachi life themed 2 truths and a lie!
1. I am two hats away from collecting all the hats in Tomodachi Life.
2. My export item is a Printed T-Shirt.
3. I have got two gold bars in a row from playing mini-games. (a gold bar is worth $1,000 btw.)
Final score:
0points
#24
1: I got my dog for free
2: I own a one eyed rabbit
3: I work in a pet store
Final score:
0points
#25
1 i am smart
2 i am a kid
3 im a farmer
Final score:
0points
Billy The Kid 3 years ago
your profile is showing you are 9-11 so its not 2. You are into your gaming etc. so i would say 3
#26
1: I'm non binary
2: I own rats
3: I live in America
Final score:
0points
#27
1. I have a real amethyst in my room.
2. I watch Naruto.
3. I wear glasses.
Final score:
0points
#28
1: I like broccoli
2: I have 4 pets
3: I am 5 feet tall
Final score:
0points
#29
1. Never broke a bone or had a childhood illness.
2. I have two cats, a dog and a 3 birds
3. I've driven across the United States from coast to coast 5 times.
Final score:
0points
#30
I am not allergic to anything
I once lost my glasses in the one time i went in the ocean because I forgot to take them off
I am a sagittarius
Final score:
0points
#31
1.My dog ate cheez-its.
2.Blue is for girls and pink is for boys.
3.Mondays are awesome.
Final score:
0points
#32
1. I have an annoying dog
2. My parents got divorced recently
3. Im a student
Final score:
0points
#33
1. i have a cat
2. i broke my arm falling out of a tree
3. i once accidently opened the car door while we were going 70 on a freeway
Final score:
0points
#34
1. I have ADHD
2. I'm not allergic to anything
3. I have over 3.5k followers on Tiktok
Final score:
0points
#35
1) i was in dance when i was little
2) i have never been out of the country
3) i died my hair pink
Final score:
0points
#36
1. I've seen my bare knuckle (no skin)
2. I've seen and touched a real brain
3. I have seen and touched the inside of a lung
Final score:
0points
#37
1) I can recite the Periodic Table
2) I go to Canada every year
3) I have never broken a bone
Final score:
0points
#38
1 i never told a lie
2 i have lied
3 my 5 year old brother have fish
Final score:
0points
Billy The Kid 3 years ago
Well you have told a lie as this is what you are doing now so that would mean that you have lied so therefore i would say 3
#39
Ambidextrous
Likes online school
Loves avocados
Final score:
0points
#40
1. Ambidextrous
2. Likes online school
3. Loves avocados
Final score:
0points
#41
1 I recently won the lottery
2 I jumped the grand canyon on a motorbike
3 I tell lies
Final score:
0points
#42
1. I'm a published writer (under a pseudonym).
2. I was born in Malaysia.
3. I have severe nerve damage in my right thumb that means I can't close my hand fully.
Final score:
0points
#43
1. I have a dog
2. I love herbal tea
3. I once spent 6 hours straight reading
Final score:
0points
#44
1. I memorize a tongue twister in a day.
2. It took me only 5 hours to read a 500 page book.
3. I only read mysteries.
Final score:
0points
#45
1. I'm my bullies' worst nightmare.
2. I alternate between impeccable grammar and "lol get rekt boiiiii"
3. I was born in Kansas
Final score:
0points
#46
1. I have never told a lie
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ actually didnt roll he walked. (bravo 6, roll out. og meme)
3. I secretly don't actually like dogs that much lol
Final score:
0points
#47
1. I am a total geek
2. I LOVE dnd
3. I hate drawing
Final score:
0points
#48
1. All my favorite foods are French or French Canadian
2. I love cats
3. I love vampires
Final score:
0points
#49
1. I have at one point in my life, been anorexic.
2. I make music, and have a bunch of different songs.
3. When I was 3 and giving my brother a grape, he also bit my finger almost down to the bone.
Have fun guessing! :D
Final score:
0points
#50
1: i have 5 dogs
2:i has liazard
3:I like ghost pepper
Final score:
0points
#51
I love dolphins
My eyes are brown
I'm In collge
Final score:
0points
#52
1. I am 6 feet 7 inches tall, and am sick of being asked "How's the weather up there?" and "Do you play basketball"?
2. I'm shy in person, but I have no trouble speaking to or performing in front of large audiences.
3. I'm easily distracted, and - look! A kitty!
Final score:
0points
#53
1. A video of my dad playing beatsaber got over 20k views on youtube
2. I have a pet mini pig
3. I am omnisexual
Final score:
0points
#54
1. I am a middle school math teacher.
2. I have never been out of the U.S.
3. When I was 4 I had to get stitches because I fell off my bed.
Final score:
0points
#55
My daily screen time is 5 hours
I was in a school lockdown
I am able to speak three languages
Final score:
0points
#56
1. I hate ducks with all of my soul.
2. I am an only child, as well as being an only niece as my aunts and uncles don't have any children.
3. I have never once eaten a candy cane.
Final score:
0points
#57
1. When I was younger my dentist murdered my orthodontist.
2. I’ve never eaten pizza.
3. I spent 8 years living in South Korea and became nowhere near fluent in Korean.
Final score:
0points
#58
#1 a roleplay in a block game is taking over my mental state.
#2 I'm failing my classes
#I've had at least 5 pets
Final score:
0points
#59
1. At one point, my family had 52 horses
2. My parents have divorced and remarried 4 times
3. I have twelve toe nails
good luck
Final score:
0points
DogPerson7 3 years ago
I say 2, they could be fake or they could just have extra toes, and a friend of mine has a lot of horses for rodeos, so that might be reasonable if they lived on a ranch.
#60
1) I saw the movie Footloose in the theater over 50 times.
2) I held the elevator door open for George Takei (Star Trek's Sulu) when his leg was in a cast.
3) My son is named after one of The Beatles.
Final score:
0points
#61
1-I play the violin
2-I have two dogs
3-I love oranges
Final score:
0points
#62
1. I mostly don't like to listen the music because it is too triggering.
2. I don't like to take baths since it reminds me the time I had almost drawn in a river.
3. I am 28 and still don't have a car and a driving licence because it scares me.
Final score:
0points
#63
I am
1. monogamous in a committed polyamorous Vee relationship
2. a security crowd manager with cleithrophobia
3. gender neutral but present as cisgendered
Final score:
0points
#64
1) I had a girlfriend brake into my apartment for a week, while I was on vacation, and lied about it when confronted 2) I have an embarrassing tattoo on my lower back so I never take off my shirt 3) I was once the 15th fasted swimmer in my state.
Final score:
0points
#65
1. I've had a dog
2. A dog has run me over with an ATV
3. I have pet a white buffalo
Final score:
0points
#66
I’m Italian, I’m Chinese, and I’m South African. Which is wrong?
Final score:
0points
#67
1: I ate my first burger after graduating 10th
2: I have been kicked out of high school
3: I am straight A student
Final score:
0points
#68
I have got chickenpox more than once.
I have met the same celebrity more than once.
I have been arrested more than once.
Final score:
0points
#69
1. I survived an 80:20 life-death situation
2. I love the Twilight series
3. I once passed an exam I never took
Final score:
0points
#70
1. I haven't drunk milk in so many years
2. I've never been to Disneyland
3. I own my own clothing bussiness
Final score:
0points
#71
1. I am allergic to cats and dogs
2. My best friend and I are dating
3. I love anime
Final score:
0points
#72
1) I absolutely dislike Netflix algorithms
2) I absolutely dislike exotic flavored ice cream
3
Final score:
0points
#73
1: I have never had a B average
2: I've never broken a bone
3: My birthday is in November
Final score:
0points
#74
This got way more popular than I anticipated.
Final score:
0points
#75
1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.
Final score:
0points
#76
1. I am Italian
2. I watch Impractical Jokers
3. I have Reddit
Final score:
0points
#77
1) I've beaten Hollow Knight (voidheart edition) 2) I live in a 2 story house 3) I once was known as the "Crust King" because nobody would eat their pizza crust
Final score:
0points
#78
1. I was born during a hurricane in a hospital in which the basement and lower floors had begun to flood and was being powered by generators since the power was out.
2. I went sledding down my driveway on a trashcan lid with my Dad when I was a toddler while living in Georgia.
3. I slept through a tornado that was so close it broke the window in the room I was sleeping.
Final score:
0points
#79
1) I once shot a man
2) I have a PhD
3) My dog once ate all my edibles
Final score:
0points
#80
1: over two n a half of anti venom was injected after a rattlesnake bit me. 2: being bitten by a rattlesnake is so painful. 3: I LMAO after being bitten by a rattlesnake.
Final score:
0points
TexasWoman (Submission author) 3 years ago (edited)
2 is a lie. I LMAO cuz I thought it was only a thorn til I lifted my arm; honestly felt like it was simply a thorn. Going by how it felt, I’d rather be bitten by a snake than a lil cat/dog! 2 months later, a viper bit my thigh, but didn’t hurt. Call me crazy/psycho, but the ER was laughing with me.
#81
1. in 6th grade i started a burn down society cult
2. i shoved a whole bean up my nose in preschool
4. i think that the orange gummies in the welch’s fruit snack bags are the best ones in there
Final score:
0points
ekBar57 (Submission author) 3 years ago
the bean one is a lie my sister stuffed a bean up her nose not me
#82
1. I like Eminem and Phil Collins
2. Ive played Hollow Knight
3. Im religious.
Final score:
0points
#83
1) I have never traveled outside of the US
2) I have come out to my grandparents and Trans Nonbinary
3) I cried (very quietly) during a lockdown drill when someone banged on the door
Final score:
0points
#84
1: I poked a chopstick through the roof of my mouth when I was 4
2: I've never been out of the US and Canada
3: I have 12 first cousins
Final score:
0points
#85
Its three, nothing much to say.
Final score:
0points
Dinonerdnuggets (Submission author) 3 years ago
I am new to this, Can potato delete this for me?
#86
1:the other two are true
2: the other two are true
3: the other two are true
Final score:
0points
#87
1. I've been to Europe multiple times
2. I once started a cult called pew pew nation when I went camping with my friend
3. I hit my crush in his nuts with a baseball bat in first grade
Final score:
0points
#88
What is my favorite video game? Is it:
A: Minecraft?
B: Roblox?
C: Monster Hunter Rise?
Post your answer in the comments, and later I will reveal the answer!
Final score:
0points
#89
1) I was thrown off a mule.
2) I have pet rats
3) I am straight
Final score:
0points
#90
1. I am out of the closet 2. I a Star Wars nerd 3. I play trumpet
Final score:
0points
#91
1: I am a pro botw player
2: I am not actually a hylian retriever
3: i made a statue of revali so I could destroy it
Final score:
0points
#92
1) I ate dirt because it Looked like coco powder when I was 7
2) I’m extremely depressed
3) my favorite color is Xanadu
Final score:
0points
#93
1} My favorte animal is a pig
2} My favorite color is Yellow
3} My favorite berry is strawberries
Final score:
0points
#94
1) My pet cat keeps running away from home.
2) I hate pineapple on pizza.
3) I can bend in half.
Final score:
0points
#95
1. I grew up in a haunted house.
2. I played professional football for a Premier League team.
3. I was a backing singer in a boyband in the nineties.
Final score:
0points
#96
1) I am 12 years old
2) I own a rabbit
3) I watch anime
Final score:
0points
#97
1) My mom has met a celebrity before
2) I’m a Griffinpuff(having qualities of both a Gryffindor and a hufflepuff)
3) I once fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed
Final score:
0points
#98
1. I'm using he/him pronouns right now.
2. One of my cats tried to eat a turtle.
3. I have bags under my eyes.
Final score:
0points
#99
1. I was in a school bombing.
2. I was in a school lock-down.
3. I'm allergic to olives.
Final score:
-1point
#100
1 I am 23
2 I turned to 12 recently
3 I know how code
Final score:
-1point
#101
1: I am female
2: I love spaghetti
3: my favorite animal is a fox.
Final score:
-1point
#102
1. I once walked 4 miles by walking in a circle at a dance 200 times
2. I once fell through a water damaged wall in the first story of my house
3. My friends go to me so I can tell them their crushes and infatuations are illogical and they need to focus on more productive things
Final score:
-1point
DogPerson7 3 years ago
1, that would be 105.5 feet each time around and knowing school dances, you do not have that much room or time. (about 70 minutes)
#103
1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.
Final score:
-1point
#104
1. I tend to enjoy the foods I like
2. I often dislike the foods I find un-appetizing
3. Women are treated fairly by society. Anything and everything a woman wears is acceptable, whether it be for religious or personal reasons. All women are paid a fair amount and treated as equals in most work areas. Heck, there is no such thing as a male-dominated workplace because women are able to do what they love in all professions. Women never get stalked harassed or followed just to complement their breasts, because that is seen as creepy and enough reason for a trip to the police station. No matter how rich they are, all men will immediately be questioned, if found that they sexually assaulted a woman. Women get to live how they want without being judged.
Final score:
-1point
Wilhelm Chile 3 years ago
gee this one is hard. I'm going to take a wild guess that three is the lie.
#105
1. I am an extrovert that loves talking to people
2. I have only been to 3 states other than my home state
3. I’m allergic to watermelon
Final score:
-1point
#106
1)I am a government agent.
2) I have an older sister.
3) I collect markers.
3
Final score:
-1point
#107
1) number 1 is not the lie
2) number 2 is not the lie
3) number 3 is not the lie
Final score:
-1point
#108
1) My cats favorite food is mango
2) I am almost 30 and never been on a plane
3) As a 3 year old I could name all my grandmothers plants with latin names
Final score:
-1point
#109
1. I wrote accidentally three truths at first before realizing: "Wait... One of these was supposed to be a lie!"
2. After two of my grandparents had died (one from each side), the remaining two moved into the same elderly home within a few years. They have since developed a "secret" relationship with each other, which everyone kinda knows about and (presumably) approves, but which isn't really talked about.
3. Some of my fondest memories from artisan trade school are the morning coffee breaks during our weekly carpentry classes, when we (the students and the carpentry teacher) would sit around the table and "talk s**t" (friendly bander, really) about the teacher of our own line of study.
Final score:
-1point
Claire Goodman 3 years ago
I did the same thing as u did I was like omg hell I was supposed to writ two truths and a lie o_o
#110
1. I like Sanders Sides
2. I hate P.E.
3. I can't stand the wizard of oz
Final score:
-1point
#111
1. A dog broke my arm.
2. I was making out with my boyfriend and gave him a bloody nose.
3. I’ve damaged ever car my parents have owned.
Final score:
-1point
#112
1.) i once had a staring contest with Dave lee Roth in an elevator.
2.) i once had to meet the president of Ecuador having been given 5 minutes notice.
3.) I once joined an advance computer progressing class by mistake and ended up finishing the course.
Final score:
-1point
#113
the line below is a lie
the line above is truth
both lines above are truth
Final score:
-1point
#114
1 I Have never been out of the United States
2 I am in pajamas right now
3 I have ADHD
Final score:
-1point
#115
1) i have ADHD
2) I’ve been physically and mentally abused by my parents but when i try to tell people my parents defend it by saying it’s discipline
3) I’ve never fallen in love
Final score:
-1point
#116
1. I am an only child
2. I performed at Disney Paris
3. I have never finished a pen
Final score:
-1point
#117
1. I have a mental illness called P.A.N.D.A.S
2.I have broken the law more than once
3.I am 25 years old
Final score:
-1point
#118
1: I grabbed a doll out of a toilet full of diarrhea
2: I barely survived drowning in a pool
3: My cat got ran over by a truck
Final score:
-1point
#119
1. I lost two teeth at two different times while eating pasta at 9 pm
Final score:
-1point
#120
1: I have finished all the levels on Bomber At War II: Level Pack.
2: I read too much.
3: I have a massive complex of alien species i have made. There are over 220 and each one has a homeworld.
Final score:
-1point
#121
1. I once randomly met a man with a turban and a beard (I think it's called Sikh). He looked at me and said. '' you are pregnant. And it's a girl ''. I thought he was crazy. Two weeks later I found out I was 3 weeks pregnant. And it was indeed a girl.
2. I have a dog for 10 years now. He turned 21 last month. Everytime I tell someone his age ,they don't believe me.
3. I had a parrot once. When we put him on the balcony, he whistled at our neighbours daughters.
Final score:
-1point
#122
1) i lived on the mountain that is officially called "the murder mountain"
2) im adopted
3)i'm the oldest in a family of 6 siblings
lie: i'm the oldest of 6 siblings, im accily the third oldest
Final score:
-1point
#123
1) I have been talked about by Jay Leno and a guest on the Tonight show.
2) I knew the MD who pronounced JFK dead at Parkland Hospital.
3) I have met Queen Noor of Jordan.
Final score:
-1point
#124
1) I have been bit by a snake.
2) I have stung by a scorpion.
3) I have been trampled by a bull.
Final score:
-1point
#125
1) I have had 3 organ transplants.
2) I skydived once.
3) I used to be a race car driver.
Final score:
-1point
#126
1) I barely know my dad's side of the family.
2) I have bad Altitude Sickness
3) I created a NSFW character for a friend.
Final score:
-1point
#127
1) my uncle is rich but only has nine fingers
2)I have never been on an airplane
3) I know how to work with stained glass
Final score:
-1point
#128
1.i have autism
2.i have 1000 pokemon cards
3i have a playlist of 31 hours super close to 32
Final score:
-1point
#129
1. I like Bored Panda
2. My middle name has the letter "E" in it
3. The second one is true
Final score:
-1point
#130
1. I have a severe fear of bees because of a nightmare I had when I was younger
2. After reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, toilets scared me for a while
3. I can have a conversation using only Prequel quotes
Final score:
-1point
#131
1) I hate all types of carbonated drinks
2) I own two cats, Kihei and Kona
3) I like to eat cucumbers raw
Final score:
-1point
#132
1. I was called racist for saying a white girl pretending to be black was weird
2. I followed my sister around all day once saying Dhar Mann
3. I keep food stashed in my walls
Final score:
-1point
#133
1) I have had a girlfriend for almost a year now
2) I've left the country almost 20 times
3) I'm a twin
Final score:
-2points
What do you think ?
Toasty 3 years ago
I'm convinced some desperate soul went through every post and downvoted them in an attempt to raise their own post towards the top. How else do you explain most of these posts have negative points.
Draco Malfoy 3 years ago
you guys are really dedicated, i saw people going through others profiles just to see which is the lie, props to you guys i guess haha
Toasty 3 years ago
I'm convinced some desperate soul went through every post and downvoted them in an attempt to raise their own post towards the top. How else do you explain most of these posts have negative points.
Draco Malfoy 3 years ago
you guys are really dedicated, i saw people going through others profiles just to see which is the lie, props to you guys i guess haha
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