Granted, but Barney now officially sings our national anthem. I wish I had a green thumb

Granted but from now on you will receive a standing ovation for everything- including going to the bathroom

Granted, exams are now illegal but still mandatory. So you have risk jail time in order to graduate.

Granted, but he likes you so much they're is no such thing as alone time... even when your in the bathroom

Granted. But you have dyslexia and cannot read written versions.

Granted but he/she looks like your identical twin

Granted, but everything tastes like toilet paper