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ENLIST HERE! We will assign officers and most likely launch our first forward assault as i’m sure a transphobe will comment on this post! 👇👇👇 all you have to say is “ENLIST ME” and you will be assigned a rank
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#1
I think I am a veteran of several battles with the transphobe who keeps creating accounts and bullying children.
Final score:
7points
#2
me please? i mean i was the one who kinda started it in my bio lol
Final score:
4points
#3
ENLIST ME i will be the magical sorceress, please and thank you.
Final score:
3points
#4
I've been enlisted as general previously as I've had my pronouns in my username since i joined, and I've been pissing off transphobes since I started questioning my gender
Final score:
3points
#5
I won't join cause I already have a personal campaign against that Piece of sh!t......
Final score:
2points
#6
2 things, 1 enlist me i have expirenece with stupid loopholes for them and 2 brooooo your profile picture is sick i love it my dude
Final score:
2points
#7
Guys, it is not just pronouns that annoys the troll. They do not like when you state your sexuality as well. So add that to your name as well guys!
Final score:
2points
#8
IM GOING TO TEACH YOU ALL A BATTLE TACTIC: THE RUSSIAN INSULT
иди нахуй: loosely translated, “go f**k yourself”. but it can be used in a wide variety of ways. pronounced “idi nahui”
Final score:
2points
#9
Heck yeah! Enlist me! I've been arguing with the troll for the past couple weeks, and I'm proud to be a nuisance to them. I am also immune to misgendering, since I use any pronouns/labels :)
Final score:
2points
#10
YAYAYA ENIST MEEEE
do pronouns in my bio count?
Final score:
1point
#11
I’m in the pronoun war already :)
Final score:
1point
#12
Not sure I'll be much help but I'll try! ENLIST ME!
Final score:
1point
#13
Yesss down with the troll! My pronouns are she/her and all pronouns are awesome and accepted!
Final score:
1point
#14
can i enlist? i'll smack them with tre cool's hair (it's surprisingly sharp)
Final score:
1point
#15
Enlist meeeeeeeeeeeee, I don’t care what rank you give me. I just hate the burnt cereal bowls and potato noodles(in honor of Madally I shall continue her insults)
Final score:
0points
#16
I’ve had my pronouns in my username since last year before the pronoun war but I shall still enlist anyways
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 1 year ago
I was late to the post but I'm building my frog army as I speak!
Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 1 year ago
I was late to the post but I'm building my frog army as I speak!
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