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Are the names of your pets dad jokey? A cultural reference? A Ha-Ha? HeeHaw! Or what can't you wait to name your next adoption?
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#1
My cat is named Salem after Salem Saberhagen from the series "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch".
Because he is a black (smoke) cat, intelligent, megalomaniac and grumpy. That he came into my life when it was most beneficial to both of us (he was a stray). And that he has everything of a familiar
Final score:
4points
#2
My very first cat when I was 4 year old little immigrant who confused her English and Croatian regularly was Petsy cos i heard the word pet somewhere in relation to animals. So of course, I was eventually gonna pay tribute back to that when we adopted Katsy many years later.
Final score:
4points
#3
My dog’s name is Taxi. Before her there was a Tootsie so I thought of continue with the T. So now we have Taxi, the Tax where there was Tootsie, the Toots.
Final score:
3points
#4
Not sure if this counts but I keep Porcellio Laevis isopods. I call the babies (mancae) piglets, a play on the fact that “Porcellio” translates as “little pig”, because mancae sounds… manky haha. And the females I call sows (another reference to pigs) and the males bulls (after the morph fairy cows, and because they like to bully others).
Final score:
3points
#5
My friend named his dog "Stainz"...
Cat names: Dogfood, Pretty face, Stewmeat, Retread, Roadkill, Birdy, Fodder, Torches, Digit (6 toes per foot)...Dog names: Derpy, Skeeter, Dip Sh*t, Alkee, Schnitzel, Kitty, YardBark, Cracker...Just to give you an idea of the names given to our pets😂😂🤣🤣
Final score:
2points
#6
Bob Barker for a dog
Final score:
1point
Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago
I've groomed quite a few dogs named Bob Barker. Seemed to be a trend 25-40 yrs ago.
#7
I just want to have a cat named Clossy.
Just so when people ask her name I can tilt my head a little and say in my best British accent "Oh, she's Clossy."
Say it out loud if you can't get the joke on paper. XD
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Sarah E Cofer 11 months ago
Momo is actually named Modelo and my favorite ornery a*s. He's such a prick he chased a raccoon up a tree yesterday and the poor thing wouldn't come down for over 24 hours. Mickey was actually short for Michelob. Puppers is hyper and renamed himself after ignoring when they tried to name him Chico. He only responds to Puppers. Tip had a pink ear tip where no hair had grown when he was a kitten and I just wanted to make jokes about "just the tip" Fuckface is the female version of the internet "Dickface" cat and I just thought it was funny to send people to call for my pets so they'd be out in my yard at 3am trying to quietly yell "Come here Fuckface. Here Kitty Kitty" 😂😂😂😂
Sarah E Cofer 11 months ago
Momo is actually named Modelo and my favorite ornery a*s. He's such a prick he chased a raccoon up a tree yesterday and the poor thing wouldn't come down for over 24 hours. Mickey was actually short for Michelob. Puppers is hyper and renamed himself after ignoring when they tried to name him Chico. He only responds to Puppers. Tip had a pink ear tip where no hair had grown when he was a kitten and I just wanted to make jokes about "just the tip" Fuckface is the female version of the internet "Dickface" cat and I just thought it was funny to send people to call for my pets so they'd be out in my yard at 3am trying to quietly yell "Come here Fuckface. Here Kitty Kitty" 😂😂😂😂
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