Hey Pandas, In Case Of Zombie Attack, What’s Your Weapon? (Closed)

A horde of zombies is attacking your house, your only weapon is whatever happens to be closest to you right this moment in real life (not including your phone).

What's Your Weapon?

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If the zombies want my brains, they're going to have to get through me and my... pencil!? I'm doomed, guys.

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Titas Burinskas

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

HAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!!

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a umbrella, sharp, pointy, and good for slappin

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7points

Has sold soul for corn chip

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Cool bruh

1point

Beware, Zombies!!!!! I have a sewing needle and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!

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6points

Kat Unst

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c h a i r

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GaeFrog

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Can I survive with a Roku remote? Oh, wait, no I died.

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6points

Pudge

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA

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My Eragon collector's life-size swords

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5points

bigfoot

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Ethan Lang 2 years ago

Nice

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A copy of Romeo and Juliet i have to read for school.

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Bird (taking a break)

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Zenypツ 2 years ago

dude the zombie doesn't have enough brainnnnncells to understand it and would hence die ok bad joke I'll leave)

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My best friend. Good thing she's tall and can throw people across rooms.

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QueerAxolotls

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

This is my favorite-LOL! I gotta admit I originally thought it said that it's a good thing she's tall and you can throw her across the room!

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my homemade pickaxe

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4points

best turtle

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Kat Unst 2 years ago

Bada$$

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#10

I’ll just hide upstairs. I defy anyone to get up those stairs without my cat going for their legs 😂😂

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4points

Jono

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#11

Spearfishing gun. Reusable ammunition, as you could just reel it back, and powerful, as it can spear directly through a skull.

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4points

Orion C. (he/they)

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#12

Water bottle full of water. Just hit them over the head with it

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4points

Midnightwolf

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Trillian 2 years ago

Same here. But I'm gonna break off the top and punch out their eyes.

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#13

I’ll stab them with the neck of my bass

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4points

Just another bored hooman

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#14

Maybe a halberd, which is a sort of sword or axe blade on a long strong pole. If you have to decapitate the zombies in order to kill them, then you can hack away at them from several feet away, where any other sort of bladed weapon would require you to get closer. And unlike a chainsaw, it never needs refeuling!

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4points

Otter

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Trillian 2 years ago

Lemme guess, you did not read the instructions? It has to be whatever lies closest to you while reading this post. I'm betting it's not a halberd.

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#15

My reclining arm chair. And I'm defending that chair with my all.

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4points

Raena Celis

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#16

A double bladed magical sword and my sisters deadly comebacks

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4points

Maddie (Mad+Huja)

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#17

My extra-chonky purse!

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3points

Terry Butler

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#18

Yay! I’m standing next to my nightstand! 9mm Glock for the win! I never get anything good in these games. But I wouldn’t stand around and fight. I’m out. Hate zombies.

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3points

Kyndal T

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#19

Axe throwing baby

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Reagan Maher

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

Haahahahahahahaha

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#20

I'll bash their head in with this decorative porcelain dia de los muertos doggo head.

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3points

Mr.Knaps (He/Him)

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Doggo bunno 2 years ago

3points

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#21

My brain is my first best weapon. After that, the long-handled machete.

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3points

Leo Domitrix

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#22

Crap all my cool stuff for zombie killing is at home... I have to make do with an umbrella and defensive keychain.

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2points

Rider

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#23

H A R R Y P O T T E R

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2points

Brook

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#24

Anti-Zombie spray/anti-zombie bullets in my .22

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2points

Noah

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#25

Couch/couch pillow 😬

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Louieeeeee

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#26

a RoTtEn TrEe BrAnCh

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2points

-Beep-

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Final score:

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Mike O'Sullivan

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#28

I do FX makeup and I act so imma do zombie makeup and act like a zombie to stay safe from being attacked. that or knife.

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ChickenNugget

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#29

A very large ceramic cathedral with 2 tall spires, a can of window cleaner, foam, not liquid, my laptop and a very pissed off void.

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HarriMissesScotland

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#30

If I get to choose anything, a flaming chainsaw.
If I have to make it out of something near me, protractor kitchen knife oversharpened pencil.

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KitFrey

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#31

If I get to use anything a Hecate II Anti Material Rifle if something easily sourced at my house my 3 pitbulls.

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Julius Dias

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#32

My Shinai I guess hopefully I can hit em with this bamboo sword or some old college books.

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Kohaku Yamashiro

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#33

Nearest to me? A Kriss Vector.

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ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ

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#34

My cello of course! Its large, durable, has a spikey at the end and if you lay below the bridge (which you shouldn't) it makes an eardrum-shattering sound!

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1point

3 Trash Pandas (She/They)

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#35

a table :)

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️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~

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#36

My book bag ,45 lbs (approximately) and slightly spikey.

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1point

Hyde and Seek

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#37

Edibles.. calm those bitches down which I devise a cunning plan to escape

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Claire Jones

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#38

I have a Jack Russell...

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Missmic

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Mike'sScribbles 2 years ago

I see your Jack Russell and raise you an 11# jack /Chi mutt who likes to bay at fire trucks!

1point

#39

My IRL answers are my laptop, cell phone, and a tray table.
if I can make it to the shed, I at least get a a shovel or oh, wait there is a big prybar in the garage.

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Mike'sScribbles

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#40

Salt. Assuming it's a traditional zombie.

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Eucritta

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#41

your house, no matter what room ur in, might have really random stuff. it may be paper or a water bottle or a shoe or something like dat. A lot of rooms have paper as well.

so, I'm just gonna say junk( in the context of random stuff you find in your house)

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1point

LeProudDork(She/They)

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#42

A mini indoor trampoline.
Doubt I could bounce my way out of a zombie attack. Bye bye brains!

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1point

Lalalaina

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