A horde of zombies is attacking your house, your only weapon is whatever happens to be closest to you right this moment in real life (not including your phone).

What's Your Weapon?

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#1

If the zombies want my brains, they're going to have to get through me and my... pencil!? I'm doomed, guys.

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    #2

    a umbrella, sharp, pointy, and good for slappin

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    Has sold soul for corn chip
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    #3

    Beware, Zombies!!!!! I have a sewing needle and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!

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    Kat Unst
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    #4

    c h a i r

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    GaeFrog
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    #5

    Can I survive with a Roku remote? Oh, wait, no I died.

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    Pudge
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    #6

    My Eragon collector's life-size swords

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    bigfoot
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    #7

    A copy of Romeo and Juliet i have to read for school.

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    Bird (taking a break)
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    #8

    My best friend. Good thing she's tall and can throw people across rooms.

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    QueerAxolotls
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    #9

    my homemade pickaxe

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    best turtle
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    #10

    I’ll just hide upstairs. I defy anyone to get up those stairs without my cat going for their legs 😂😂

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    Jono
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    #11

    Spearfishing gun. Reusable ammunition, as you could just reel it back, and powerful, as it can spear directly through a skull.

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    Orion C. (he/they)
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    #12

    Water bottle full of water. Just hit them over the head with it

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    Midnightwolf
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    #13

    I’ll stab them with the neck of my bass

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    Just another bored hooman
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    #14

    Maybe a halberd, which is a sort of sword or axe blade on a long strong pole. If you have to decapitate the zombies in order to kill them, then you can hack away at them from several feet away, where any other sort of bladed weapon would require you to get closer. And unlike a chainsaw, it never needs refeuling!

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    Otter
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    #15

    My reclining arm chair. And I'm defending that chair with my all.

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    Raena Celis
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    #16

    A double bladed magical sword and my sisters deadly comebacks

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    Maddie (Mad+Huja)
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    #17

    My extra-chonky purse!

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    Terry Butler
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    #18

    Yay! I’m standing next to my nightstand! 9mm Glock for the win! I never get anything good in these games. But I wouldn’t stand around and fight. I’m out. Hate zombies.

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    Kyndal T
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    #19

    Axe throwing baby

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    Reagan Maher
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    #20

    I'll bash their head in with this decorative porcelain dia de los muertos doggo head.

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    Mr.Knaps (He/Him)
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    #21

    My brain is my first best weapon. After that, the long-handled machete.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    #22

    Crap all my cool stuff for zombie killing is at home... I have to make do with an umbrella and defensive keychain.

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    Rider
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    #23

    H A R R Y P O T T E R

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    Brook
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    #24

    Anti-Zombie spray/anti-zombie bullets in my .22

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    Noah
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    #25

    Couch/couch pillow 😬

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    Louieeeeee
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    #26

    a RoTtEn TrEe BrAnCh

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    -Beep-
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    Mike O'Sullivan
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    #28

    I do FX makeup and I act so imma do zombie makeup and act like a zombie to stay safe from being attacked. that or knife.

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    ChickenNugget
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    #29

    A very large ceramic cathedral with 2 tall spires, a can of window cleaner, foam, not liquid, my laptop and a very pissed off void.

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    HarriMissesScotland
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    #30

    If I get to choose anything, a flaming chainsaw.
    If I have to make it out of something near me, protractor kitchen knife oversharpened pencil.

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    KitFrey
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    #31

    If I get to use anything a Hecate II Anti Material Rifle if something easily sourced at my house my 3 pitbulls.

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    Julius Dias
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    #32

    My Shinai I guess hopefully I can hit em with this bamboo sword or some old college books.

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    Kohaku Yamashiro
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    #33

    Nearest to me? A Kriss Vector.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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    #34

    My cello of course! Its large, durable, has a spikey at the end and if you lay below the bridge (which you shouldn't) it makes an eardrum-shattering sound!

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    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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    #35

    a table :)

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    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
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    #36

    My book bag ,45 lbs (approximately) and slightly spikey.

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    Hyde and Seek
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    #37

    Edibles.. calm those bitches down which I devise a cunning plan to escape

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    Claire Jones
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    #38

    I have a Jack Russell...

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    Missmic
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    #39

    My IRL answers are my laptop, cell phone, and a tray table.
    if I can make it to the shed, I at least get a a shovel or oh, wait there is a big prybar in the garage.

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    Mike'sScribbles
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    #40

    Salt. Assuming it's a traditional zombie.

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    Eucritta
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    #41

    your house, no matter what room ur in, might have really random stuff. it may be paper or a water bottle or a shoe or something like dat. A lot of rooms have paper as well.

    so, I'm just gonna say junk( in the context of random stuff you find in your house)

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    LeProudDork(She/They)
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    #42

    A mini indoor trampoline.
    Doubt I could bounce my way out of a zombie attack. Bye bye brains!

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    Lalalaina
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    #43

    Umbrella… i’m in England, the zombies will undoubtedly be attacking in the rain.

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    Dawn
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    #44

    My teeth, bc chances are, I'm a first round zombie.

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    advice5cents
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    #45

    I would say my bow and arrows. My bow is more for shooting targets but I guess I could shoot zombies with it.

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    Archer Harris
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    #46

    A sneeze. They’ll run for they’re lives, any living creature would, even half dead

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    Alaina Jones
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    #47

    My cat — and the 20 tiny swords on her paws. Oh no wait… she joined the other side!

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    ViKi
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    #48

    So if zombies attack me, I fight them off with a chocolate muffin wrapper. Interesting. Take that zombies?

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    Justy
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    #49

    Well, I would try to get to Home Depot cuz they have power tools there :)

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    Polar_bear_lover
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    #50

    A decorative sword, and a machete. And if the table I'm sitting at counts that too.

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    The sword
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    #51

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    ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ
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    #52

    if my GPA can survive english class, I can survive a zombie apocalypse lol

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    uroz
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    #53

    My friend broke her foot, and she is on crutches. I'll use her crutches...

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    Awkward Froggy
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