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A horde of zombies is attacking your house, your only weapon is whatever happens to be closest to you right this moment in real life (not including your phone).
What's Your Weapon?
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#1
If the zombies want my brains, they're going to have to get through me and my... pencil!? I'm doomed, guys.
Final score:
12points
#2
a umbrella, sharp, pointy, and good for slappin
Final score:
7points
#3
Beware, Zombies!!!!! I have a sewing needle and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!
Final score:
6points
#5
Can I survive with a Roku remote? Oh, wait, no I died.
Final score:
6points
#6
My Eragon collector's life-size swords
Final score:
5points
#7
A copy of Romeo and Juliet i have to read for school.
Final score:
5points
#8
My best friend. Good thing she's tall and can throw people across rooms.
Final score:
5points
#9
my homemade pickaxe
Final score:
4points
#10
I’ll just hide upstairs. I defy anyone to get up those stairs without my cat going for their legs 😂😂
Final score:
4points
#11
Spearfishing gun. Reusable ammunition, as you could just reel it back, and powerful, as it can spear directly through a skull.
Final score:
4points
#12
Water bottle full of water. Just hit them over the head with it
Final score:
4points
#14
Maybe a halberd, which is a sort of sword or axe blade on a long strong pole. If you have to decapitate the zombies in order to kill them, then you can hack away at them from several feet away, where any other sort of bladed weapon would require you to get closer. And unlike a chainsaw, it never needs refeuling!
Final score:
4points
#15
My reclining arm chair. And I'm defending that chair with my all.
Final score:
4points
#16
A double bladed magical sword and my sisters deadly comebacks
Final score:
4points
#18
Yay! I’m standing next to my nightstand! 9mm Glock for the win! I never get anything good in these games. But I wouldn’t stand around and fight. I’m out. Hate zombies.
Final score:
3points
#19
Axe throwing baby
Final score:
3points
#20
I'll bash their head in with this decorative porcelain dia de los muertos doggo head.
Final score:
3points
#21
My brain is my first best weapon. After that, the long-handled machete.
Final score:
3points
#22
Crap all my cool stuff for zombie killing is at home... I have to make do with an umbrella and defensive keychain.
Final score:
2points
#28
I do FX makeup and I act so imma do zombie makeup and act like a zombie to stay safe from being attacked. that or knife.
Final score:
2points
#29
A very large ceramic cathedral with 2 tall spires, a can of window cleaner, foam, not liquid, my laptop and a very pissed off void.
Final score:
2points
#30
If I get to choose anything, a flaming chainsaw.
If I have to make it out of something near me, protractor kitchen knife oversharpened pencil.
Final score:
1point
#31
If I get to use anything a Hecate II Anti Material Rifle if something easily sourced at my house my 3 pitbulls.
Final score:
1point
#32
My Shinai I guess hopefully I can hit em with this bamboo sword or some old college books.
Final score:
1point
#34
My cello of course! Its large, durable, has a spikey at the end and if you lay below the bridge (which you shouldn't) it makes an eardrum-shattering sound!
Final score:
1point
#37
Edibles.. calm those bitches down which I devise a cunning plan to escape
Final score:
1point
#38
I have a Jack Russell...
Final score:
1point
Mike'sScribbles 2 years ago
I see your Jack Russell and raise you an 11# jack /Chi mutt who likes to bay at fire trucks!
#39
My IRL answers are my laptop, cell phone, and a tray table.
if I can make it to the shed, I at least get a a shovel or oh, wait there is a big prybar in the garage.
Final score:
1point
#41
your house, no matter what room ur in, might have really random stuff. it may be paper or a water bottle or a shoe or something like dat. A lot of rooms have paper as well.
so, I'm just gonna say junk( in the context of random stuff you find in your house)
Final score:
1point
#42
A mini indoor trampoline.
Doubt I could bounce my way out of a zombie attack. Bye bye brains!
Final score:
1point
#43
Umbrella… i’m in England, the zombies will undoubtedly be attacking in the rain.
Final score:
1point
#45
I would say my bow and arrows. My bow is more for shooting targets but I guess I could shoot zombies with it.
Final score:
1point
#46
A sneeze. They’ll run for they’re lives, any living creature would, even half dead
Final score:
1point
#47
My cat — and the 20 tiny swords on her paws. Oh no wait… she joined the other side!
Final score:
1point
#48
So if zombies attack me, I fight them off with a chocolate muffin wrapper. Interesting. Take that zombies?
Final score:
1point
#49
Well, I would try to get to Home Depot cuz they have power tools there :)
Final score:
1point
#50
A decorative sword, and a machete. And if the table I'm sitting at counts that too.
Final score:
1point
#52
if my GPA can survive english class, I can survive a zombie apocalypse lol
Final score:
0points
#53
My friend broke her foot, and she is on crutches. I'll use her crutches...
Final score:
0points
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