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Hey Pandas, If Your Life Was A Book, What Would The Current Title Of The Chapter Be Called? (Closed)

Life is a series of chapters, each with its own themes and lessons. If you had to give a title to the current chapter of your life, what would it be? Note that any form of hate towards LGBTQ+, races, or any other groups will not be condoned here. This is a space for respectful sharing, where prejudice has no place and will not be welcomed and well-received.

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#1

Don't Take Directions From Seniors With Baseball Caps

Final score:

9points

Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

Makes me curious

5points

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#2

Oh f**k thats not good

Final score:

8points

fair_weather_rose 2.0 1 year ago

That's what the last chapter of mine was called

2points

#3

How not to deal with stress

Final score:

8points

#4

Sorry, We Don't Know What's Wrong With You

Final score:

7points

fair_weather_rose (they/she)

#5

Crying Until We Laugh. Part 5.

Final score:

7points

Lil Miss Hobbit

#6

New beginning

Final score:

6points

Do-nut touch da donut

#7

Beginning of the end (starting senior year lol)

Final score:

6points

Taswell the fox(he/him)

#8

Frustration

Final score:

6points

A Happy Doggo 1 year ago

relatable fr

2points

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#9

... but it didn't last.

Final score:

6points

#10

Everything is Good; Except for When it Isn't

Final score:

6points

#11

Welcome To Today’s Yoga Session We Will Begin By Going Into Downward Spiral 💀

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6points

#12

Dang I'm glad I have good health insurance.
Subtitle: what else wants replacement parts

Final score:

5points

#13

quit embarrassing yourself please for the love of god

Final score:

5points

One Happy Doggo

#14

The curse of friends and brothers.

Final score:

4points

River wolf (she/her)

River wolf (Submission author) 1 year ago

I have a friend curse and my brother is an evil mean murderface. My only friend moved away about a month ago.

2points

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#15

Rock Bottom has Basements.

Final score:

4points

#16

Hopefully the last chapter is soon

Final score:

3points

MayTheBlahaj(she/her)

cartoon ghosts 1 year ago

Hopefully not. Is anything going on rn or just in general?

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#17

"Epilogue"...

Final score:

3points

Birgit M 1 year ago

Please don't say that. I so wish I was better with expressing things like these..... Reading this hurt me. I don't really know how to go on with my life at the moment either, but I want to, and you were happy when you got the news that your first diagnosis was wrong, so you want to live, too! And you're not old, an epilogue doesn't start at 55, it's rather something that a distant voice mumbles from the off, much, much later. Call it "Interlude", maybe, even if it's a long one. You said if I couldn't think positive about myself, you'd do it for me. So if you can't think of your life with other terms than "epilogue", then I'll do it for you! (And again: You mean so much to me!)

4points

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#18

The Flames, The 66, and the Birds

Final score:

3points

Skater Chick (they/them)

#19

Time For Two of the Ten Worst Days of the School Year

Final score:

3points

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

#20

a loud stillness

Final score:

3points

#21

Tired and Confused

Final score:

2points

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#22

Wait…There’s How Many More Chapters?!

Final score:

2points

UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)

UpQuarkDownQuark (Submission author) 1 year ago

The book could end at any time, but man, it’s really been dragging on for a long time now. Each of the last ten chapters just says, “Exactly like chapter 41, but more tired.”

2points

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#23

Struggling with anorexia.

Final score:

2points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

#24

There's Only One Me And That's You

Final score:

2points

#25

Your going to do what?!

Final score:

2points

#26

"Now what, genius?"

Final score:

2points

#27

High school, why do you have to be such a fücking pain?

Final score:

1point

Cosmologistinterntobe (human)

#28

You Know That Feeling When Everything Is Going Great And You Feel Invincible? Good Luck Keeping That Up.

Final score:

1point

mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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#29

Whoop. Here we go again

Final score:

1point

#30

THE FINALE (Jk I don't know, this part of my life is not that interesting)

Final score:

1point

MaximumKarmaSaint

#31

“what now ms genius!?”

Final score:

0points

CascadedFalls

About a month ago, I forgot to add an update . I wanted to let you know that you probably won't hear from me on BP for a while. I'm not sure how long I'll be away, as I've been busy with life. I hope everyone has a good day. To those I know who are still using BP, I wish you all the best. Thank you to those who were kind. As for the trolls, ehhh. Cya. :) - - - r/Defeat_Project_2025 pinned posts

About a month ago, I forgot to add an update . I wanted to let you know that you probably won't hear from me on BP for a while. I'm not sure how long I'll be away, as I've been busy with life. I hope everyone has a good day. To those I know who are still using BP, I wish you all the best. Thank you to those who were kind. As for the trolls, ehhh. Cya. :) - - - r/Defeat_Project_2025 pinned posts

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My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

My name is Gabriela, and I’m a Community Manager at Bored Panda. In real life, it means that every day, together with my team, I ensure that all the posts submitted by our creative pandas display their work in the best possible way. I'm always on the lookout for new artists who would like to join our community and share their content with a wide audience. In addition to that, I keep my finger on the community pulse and supervise its activity, ensuring that any problems our members experience on our website are promptly resolved. Before joining the Bored Panda team, I worked as a freelancer, offering my creative services to people around the world—starting with graphic design, photography, and finally videos. Now, I pursue these activities only as a hobby, capturing moments with my cats and documenting new places I visit during my travels.

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Angela Allen Simms 1 year ago

Shouldered!

2points

𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓦𝓮𝓲 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪(𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞) 1 year ago

mine would be: A Wave Of Relief

1point

cal has returned (they/them) 1 year ago

Mine would be "When Everything Went Wrong or It Was Never A Phase, It Was Always A Lifestyle"

1point

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Angela Allen Simms 1 year ago

Shouldered!

2points

𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓦𝓮𝓲 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪(𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞) 1 year ago

mine would be: A Wave Of Relief

1point

cal has returned (they/them) 1 year ago

Mine would be "When Everything Went Wrong or It Was Never A Phase, It Was Always A Lifestyle"

1point

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