Hey Pandas, If Your Brain Could Text Your Body What Would It Say? (Closed)

The idea came to me at 11 P.M... So... I'm not sure.

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Stop spending so much time on Bored Panda. Get your a*s off the couch and do something productive.

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MyName'sLisaMontoyaYouKiltMyPa

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StrangeOne 6 months ago

Productivity is relative. What exactly is being productive and how do you expect yourself to achieve the level of productivity when you are doing something... productive? Rest and vegging out is actually good for us.

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work with me please

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R D

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You're not hungry. You're bored.

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AnnaB

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Emma Kinkade 6 months ago

I have the same exact problem.

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get your act together hoe

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Hyunjinswife143% real

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 6 months ago

Mood

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You ARE beautiful.

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Carrie Stelter

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Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in!

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Roos Dillema

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Get me out of here.

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Kevin J. Henning

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Move your eyelids!! Its not bedtime yet! Its only 3am.. lets watch one more vid

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Do-nut touch da donut

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Emma Kinkade 6 months ago

Yes

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Probably the same few bars of the song lyrics stuck in my head all the time.

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StrangeOne

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Your need for sleep shows me you are weak and pathetic. I'll fix that by keeping you awake.

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Johnny McFearless

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 6 months ago

I feel seen

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#11

Here, have some cringey images and sounds that you don't want to think about

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Dexter's Lab Fan

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MADELINE JONES 6 months ago

lol, I once remembered an argument with my mom at 10:00 pm! It was hard to go to bed

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#12

Don't give up on running that 3 km run. HOW EXACLTY, ARE MY FEET KILLING ME AT 300 METERS!?

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𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽_𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇

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#13

Taking a page from Douglas Adams, "We apologize for the inconvenience."

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Steve Dowell

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#14

Just breathe. You've got this.

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WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder

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Emma Kinkade 6 months ago

I don't got this

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And on the radio, we here november rainn, that solos pretty long, but its a good refrainnn- hey do you want brie cheese?? I want cheese-We listened to it twice, cuz the DJ is asleepp-I wonder if bleeding eyeballs hurt. Lets draw Akaza in Nezuko's outfit-you need to go write-Yoriichi is gonna crochet socks for Michikatsu-sadness sockssss-I WANT FUZZY SOCKS!-Men who can knit are hot-

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Faye Drewit

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"okay, so we have a few hours before we have to go anywhere, this would be a great time to get some of our missing homework done!" "hey, so, not sure if you saw the last text, i'd like us to get homework done. please." "hey! you! are you reading my texts??" "STOP IGNORING ME, B***H, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

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char

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char (Submission author) 6 months ago

executive dysfunction, oh how I love her <3

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Step away from the cake

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 6 months ago

Immediately followed by: “ooh there’s still three slices of cake left… eh one more won’t hurt.”

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#18

You are waaaay overdue for a shower, dude

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Pandarosa

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Emma Kinkade 6 months ago

Haha, that was my mother all the time.

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you need to listen to me when i tell you not do do something

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WoodenLion

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“You are weak and pathetic and I must punish you for your inade- are those donuts? Go eat the donuts. Then I will punish you.”

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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Emma Kinkade 6 months ago

I most definitely inherited my father's sweet tooth.

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#21

Knock it off!

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Vermonta

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Please drink water, I'm turning into a raisin. Also, you suck.

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imjustexisting

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Why are you texting me when neither of us is a phone? Talk, please!

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Apatheist Account2

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No, we do NOT desperately need to take a sh!t right now! Get your f**king act together! Also, f*ck you, intestines! (Chronic bowel issues, whoopee!)

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered

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