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Hey Pandas, If You Were In A Zombie Apocalypse And Your Username Became Who You Are, How Would It Go? (Closed)
Let us know the outcome of your username against the zombie apocalypse.
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#1
Mmmm...Ancient cosmic terror? Devourer of worlds? Yep, think I' ll do OK...
Final score:
9points
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#2
Id be a mouse and i think zombies only eat humans so they probably wouldn’t notice me?
Final score:
5points
#3
I have the word "Live" in my username. I think I'll be okay!
Final score:
5points
#4
I am The Mom. I would like to think that I would teach others how to survive. I would also worry worry worry about my own children as two of them live two states away. One lives a few blocks over so I wouldn't worry as much about him.
OR I would turn into a helicopter mom which I absolutely hate.
Final score:
5points
#5
...? what would i even be tho
Final score:
4points
#9
İ think as James Hetfield İ would seek & destroy just about everything
Final score:
3points
#10
Username is “Penny Tent” for context
Three possibilities:
1. I become a non-sentient (or maybe sentient ?) tent made of pennies.
2. I become a non-sentient (or maybe sentient?) tent filled with pennies.
Or
3. I turn into my pfp (with my online persona, which is just my regular personality but a lot more out there and stuff)
Whatever happens I hope I’m either a non sentient tent, or basically myself but better looking.
Final score:
3points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
If I became my pfp the zombies wouldn't stand a chance against the Neon Yellow Fall Guy. So I'll be fine either way
#11
Lilylynx? I would probably be a lynx made out of lilies :D the zombies probably don't attack walking flowers I guess so I would be fine
Final score:
3points
#12
i would be a group leader, we be chill and if we have time, play videogames and call it training. but since i am a moonlight deity, i would be WWAAAAAAYY to OP soooo...
Final score:
2points
#13
Everyone would forget about me, I would have to fight for myself, and I would then be killed off because there would be no way that I could fight the zombies alone.
Final score:
2points
#15
So either Mr. Utterson from Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde,Mr . Hyde himself, or literally hide and seek . This could be....interesting I'm either dead ,double dead ,or a cryptid.
Final score:
2points
#16
Hmmm a bored potato? I would probably get eaten by humans or zombies. I wouldn't fare well at all
Final score:
2points
#17
Bubblegum Witch…
I would be a sorceress and heal people to make them human again, and kill some zombies with my magical bubblegum 😁
Final score:
2points
#18
I wouldn't really become anything other than myself, but people say it'll all work out if you just be yourself so I'm fine I guess (???)
Final score:
2points
#19
A black girl. Black girl magic!!!!!!!!!!!!🦹🏽♀️🦹🏽♀️🦹🏽♀️🦹🏽♀️
Final score:
2points
#21
Crow spectre. Hm. As the ghost of an incredibly intelligent corvid I think I'd be fine
Final score:
2points
#22
nope i’m getting mabel to perform a three-part harmony
Final score:
2points
#23
I guess Retsuko would no longer be bored!
Also maybe I'd scare them all off... with my RAGE!!!!!!!!! 💀
Final score:
1point
#25
I think zombies eat brains, not potatoes, so I'd be fine. But from the starving humans... not so much.
Final score:
1point
#26
Hmm… everything random. This could go either really well or really bad.
Final score:
1point
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
Yeah you could either be a slightly damaged table leg or Hercules himself
#27
ill literally be myself so ill look over the horde of zombie surrounding my house and oh who am i kidding im the guy you gets bitten immediatly because fo their stupidity
Final score:
1point
#28
Crunchy Swiffer Wetjet - I'd be used to knock out zombies, which is actually pretty cool
Final score:
1point
#29
I’m a potato, so I’d prolly be safe from zombies, but people might eat me…
Final score:
1point
#30
I’m a potato, so I’d prolly be safe from zombies, but people might eat me…
Final score:
1point
#31
Well, one possibility is that I would just be a grumpy tree frog chilling while the world was destroyed, or if it was my profile picture, I would be a grumpy dragon chilling and occasionally strangling zombies with plants or melting them with venom
Final score:
1point
#32
I can fly and swim in the sea so I'd be perfectly fine.
Final score:
0points
#33
I’d probably kill a few but then get turned. Then get my head chopped off and be a talking head. Then a me from another universe will take me along in his adventures like in the comics.
Final score:
0points
#35
I would learn to live and scrounge to stay alive while teaching others how to hunt the living dead...
Final score:
0points
#36
I would be too shy for anyone to find me :)
Final score:
0points
#37
(Your Local Slytherin) I am dead in five seconds
Final score:
0points
crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago
As a hufflepuff I would try to help you but I wouldn't try very hard because I would be the ghost of a crow
#38
I'll be done for... At least I'll have a lot of pink boba!!
Final score:
0points
#39
I'd be an amazing zombie killer that ended up dying, but everyone would remember me as a great hero
Final score:
0points
#40
I would be okay
Final score:
0points
#41
I think I would be screwed, because eating disorder plus depression plus self harm equals disaster.
Final score:
0points
#42
Final score:
0points
Raven (Submission author) 1 year ago
Sorry, don’t upvote. This is glitched out and my first post ever.
#43
Final score:
0points
#45
I have a chicken army! I don't know really, at least I have eggs from my chickens
Final score:
0points
#46
Ridgey (Holland) and Butch, grab them shillelaghs, lads! We are gonna have us a donnybrook of a zombie beating! *Fight Night intensifies tenfold* XP
Final score:
0points
#47
i think id survive i would turn into a computer file til the zombies died
Final score:
-1point
What do you think ?
Duckie 1 year ago (edited)
I'd be a duck. I would fall into the drain. Like all of my siblings. I miss them :(
Mike_The_Nike 1 year ago
I would um… beat them to death with nike shoes? yea id probably die. (also my username is pronounced niek but in english that is spelled nike)
Duckie 1 year ago (edited)
I'd be a duck. I would fall into the drain. Like all of my siblings. I miss them :(
Mike_The_Nike 1 year ago
I would um… beat them to death with nike shoes? yea id probably die. (also my username is pronounced niek but in english that is spelled nike)
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