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I would say who I would but i don't want any comebacks!
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#1
Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it
Final score:
9points
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#3
Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)
Final score:
5points
#4
I don't have many enemies...
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats...
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat...
... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them
meow
Final score:
5points
Assassin Seven 3 years ago
I just realized the person who posted this comment. Avenge your fallen comrade!!!!!
#7
Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend
Final score:
3points
#8
I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.
Final score:
3points
TenkoChabashira (Submission author) 3 years ago
I take it back. I'd kill George Floyd's killer.
#9
100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats
Final score:
3points
Bow, I’m a Slytherin 3 years ago
I need the name, address, and biggest fear of this person. Don’t ask why, we have no time for questions.
TheNotSoPerfectLyric (Submission author) 3 years ago
Thanks for all the support :) but he can die in h, e, l, l,
#10
I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.
Final score:
3points
Assassin Seven 3 years ago
Maybe not a downvote, but I wouldn't give it an upvote either. so stop upvoting yourself
#12
Trump and my ex
Final score:
2points
Assassin Seven 3 years ago
protecting the president is my job! even thought he does sneak out of his office and take a tan...
#13
My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.
Final score:
2points
#14
My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-
Final score:
2points
#16
Cops
Final score:
1point
Commander Rex 3 years ago
W o a h t h e r e, anybody in the occupation or the creator of the show?
#19
pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers!
✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨
Final score:
0points
RiverStyxJix (Submission author) 3 years ago
Although some of y'all have some pretty good points.
#20
this girl i went to school with's dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Billy The Kid (Post author) 3 years ago (edited)
Has anyone seen that film LEON? Shame they didn't go ahead with the second one
Kirbi (hehe get it) 3 years ago
Idk why but when I saw this post it reminded me of this one meme. When you be nice to the quiet kid so he erases your name: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Billy The Kid (Post author) 3 years ago (edited)
Has anyone seen that film LEON? Shame they didn't go ahead with the second one
Kirbi (hehe get it) 3 years ago
Idk why but when I saw this post it reminded me of this one meme. When you be nice to the quiet kid so he erases your name: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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