Hey Pandas, If You Were An Assassin, Who Would You Assassinate? (Closed)

I would say who I would but i don't want any comebacks!

Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it

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Assassin Seven

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RiverStyxJix 3 years ago

Ooooh, thanks for the tip ;) /j

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Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!

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Ryleigh Murphy

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Billy the kid 3 years ago

LMFAO! Wish I could give u more points for that!

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Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)

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AhhhhHHHHHHHHHH

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Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

lol.. wait.. who's that?

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I don't have many enemies...
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats...
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat...
... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them
meow

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CATMONSTER2018

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Assassin Seven 3 years ago

I just realized the person who posted this comment. Avenge your fallen comrade!!!!!

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Thats confidential

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TheAwkwardTurtle

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Billy the kid 3 years ago

You can tell me. I promise not to tell anyone

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My Step-Dad. He's a jerk!

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lainey

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Assassin Seven 3 years ago

At least you guys have parents :_(

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Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend

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serenagun

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Billy The Kid 3 years ago

well you already have a gun in your name.

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I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.

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TenkoChabashira

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TenkoChabashira (Submission author) 3 years ago

I take it back. I'd kill George Floyd's killer.

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100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats

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NotPerfectLyric-) (⊃ • ʖ̫ • )⊃

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

Assassinate? No. You must torture him.

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#10

I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.

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Ariana Grande Artist

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Assassin Seven 3 years ago

Maybe not a downvote, but I wouldn't give it an upvote either. so stop upvoting yourself

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TheGreaterDebater 1 month ago

This did not age well.

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Sophie Frankel 1 year ago

Go you

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#11

i would assassinate my enemies :)

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tsu

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Assassin Seven 3 years ago

Good next lesson...

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#12

Trump and my ex

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Ze_Plague1doctor

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Assassin Seven 3 years ago

protecting the president is my job! even thought he does sneak out of his office and take a tan...

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#13

My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.

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Ocgale the Nonexistent

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Billy the kid 3 years ago

I get that

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#14

My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-

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