May contain nuts.

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28points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Mine would be “warning: easily distracted, doesn’t know how to stop talking, doesn’t really like people much, might bite you if you interrupt me when I’m doing something, and doesn’t eat much at all.”

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Final score:

20points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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'STOP! Warning: This person is very sensitive and anything you say to her will cause her to overthink it too much and explode.'

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Final score:

17points

Chrw007

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According to most people I know, the warning would probably be “be careful as she’s very blunt”

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Final score:

14points

Stardust she/her

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'Covered in cat hair (in case u are allergic) and is an idiot'

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Final score:

14points

𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𓅨𓍊𓋼𓍊

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WARNING: IMMENSELY F^CKED UP PERSON. MIGHT COME OFF AS INSANE OR DISTURBED.

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Final score:

14points

Echo

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Caution! Conversations may not proceed according to expectations.

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Final score:

14points

Donkey boi

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"warning: vicious animal inside"

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Final score:

12points

Jay the not okay

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Tells the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate lying and liars!!

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Final score:

11points

Carman Davis

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either beware of idiot or beware of sarcastic moody idiot

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Final score:

10points

the harbinger of doom (she/he)

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“Mentally ill and not ok please hug”

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Final score:

10points

…death…

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"Fragile, may break easily."

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Final score:

10points

MaximumKarmaSaint

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"Do not let out of sight, will attempt to do something dumb that may cause bodily harm to itself and others"

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Final score:

10points

QueerAxolotls

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Warning: Only being polite--I don't actually care.

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Final score:

9points

Wicked Witch

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WARNING: Will make sarcastic comments. If you don't like this and get your feelings hurt, then you are an idiot for talking to me.

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Final score:

8points

TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)

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Danger: Explosive Contents

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Final score:

7points

Carol LeMay

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LOST MARBLES Proceed with Caution

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Final score:

7points

Booker

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A wild possum. DO NOT interact with.

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Final score:

7points

Friendly neighborhood possum

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Warning: sus

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Final score:

6points

Bye! Pancake_Pansexual_Panda_

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Do not chew loudly near me!

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Final score:

6points

Ruth

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My warning label: Will probably stare at you uncomfortably just to see whether you're reaction is friendship material

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Final score:

6points

ThatTinyHedgehog

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Actually...I wore a warning label from an old hospital autoclave..."warning: not explosive proof. Should be used by competent personnel only"
Hey, it was the 70's

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Final score:

6points

tim edwards

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"Caution! Not nearly as strong as it seems!"

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Final score:

5points

Birgit M

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Warning: Highly unstable

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Final score:

5points

TotallyNOTaFox

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Problematic.

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Final score:

5points

Katie Swavy

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Gets very awkward for no reason A LOT

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Final score:

5points

Aster (she/they)

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According to my husband, it would be "Do not poke the bear."

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Final score:

5points

Kim Shannon

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WiII say yes or no respectively to make you happy, please appreciate

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Final score:

5points

imjustexisting

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WARNING: Knows way too much history.

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Final score:

5points

the_avenging_knight (her/she)

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will correct you. will tell you random facts at any time. might bite if interrupted while talking. covered in doggie hair.

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Final score:

4points

A Very Glittery Moth Indeed

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average teenage girl with an impulsive sparkle and a ton of razzmatazz :DDDDD

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Final score:

4points

shanila.pheonix_

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WARNING: Tends to talk a lot and need music as a consistent stimulus. Also very loud.

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Final score:

4points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them

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Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else

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Final score:

4points

Auntriarch

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(Warning) could be explosive at some times.

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Final score:

4points

MARCO HERRERO-SANCHEZ

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Easily distracted - never seem to stop talking.

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Final score:

4points

Erik Ivan

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Extremely hyperactive, annoying, etc.
Seems normal, but after 3 hours you will experience side effects such as anger, annoyance, and apoplexy.

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Final score:

4points

mispis

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WARNING: Hates stupid people and will respond with limitless Dad jokes and cringeworthy puns.

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Final score:

4points

Mycroft1967

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Warning: will laugh spontaneously and loudly at inappropriate times.

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Final score:

4points

Nitnutnoo

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Medicated for YOUR protection.

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Final score:

4points

Kim

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Disorganiced anarkist with Awkward tourettes

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Final score:

3points

afia kooma

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Is packing a knife, proceed with caution

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Final score:

3points

Scam_Likely

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Caution: May say the most unhinged things and then go back to normal*
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Normal is not normal

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Final score:

3points

Nick (He/Him)

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Very dark. Will talk for hours about anything.

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Final score:

3points

Catman (He/Him)

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WARNING: The person you are about to bother may look inviting and approachable but is in fact a cantankerous insult factory with a god-tier death glare.

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Final score:

3points

Shaquille Oatmeal

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Use exact change only.

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Final score:

3points

Rick Ours

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warning: she is a nerd, an idiot, a nerdy idiot, and may laugh involuntarily at beluga videos. she also wont stop talking about Garl's death. I mean, why did he have to die? he tanked enough bullets for us alre-sorry.

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Final score:

3points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

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warning: needs music as constant mood tracker, will play video games music upon request, and btw Garl didn't have to die he tanked too many bullets he could have dodged it and we could have all been fine don't die garrlllllllllllll...sorry I did it again

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Final score:

3points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

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Fragile. Or, useless.

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Final score:

3points

River wolf (she/her)

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Mentally unstable without Internet.

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Final score:

3points

cj be like

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Back off! This one is loaded!

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Final score:

3points

Dee Rutherford

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Do not talk to unless you want to be bombarded with millions of cat/hedgehog facts nonstop for 7hours!!!

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Final score:

3points

Silver Foxboy

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Will play heavy metal at will.

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Final score:

2points

Andrei Marentette

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*WARNING!* He's a 10, but he has short temper, rage issues stemming from being adopted, and will frequently eat your food, even if you put your name on the container. *WARNING!*

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Final score:

2points

Kevin the Manager

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Show me your outrage and I will laugh at you.

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Final score:

2points

trevor

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Danger: Extremly HOT🥵

lol

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Final score:

2points

Lemon

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May be a little bit annoying and repetitive.

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Final score:

2points

Dream Driver

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Warning! Will bite you. Not in a good way. I will make you bleed. Die, mortal!
Also, I will look like I'm silently judging you, but I'm just a bit shy and paranoid so I'm investigating you

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Final score:

2points

Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)

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WARNING! DO NOT Poke this Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honestly...don't push THAT button!

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Final score:

2points

Blyss Blyssylb

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Drain Bamaged

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Final score:

2points

Blyss Blyssylb

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I was told by a gentleman with a thick Texas accent that I was a “Live wire with no insulation!”
Just may put that on my tombstone.

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Final score:

2points

Candid Panda

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Warning: Has a brain and will use it.

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Final score:

2points

Lucie Van Pelt

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Warning: Possess a mind not so much twisted but actually sprained!

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Final score:

2points

Deson

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Warning: I have severe ADHD and a very huge attitude. oh, and do not give me sugar. caffeine is fine, but not sugar. proceed with caution of being friends with this drama queen, coffee addict, and extrovert. (yes, if you are wondering i am a random teenager)

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Final score:

2points

WIERD QUEEN RAYSUN<3

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Warning: If you are allergic to cats, stay at least 5 feet away because i am covered in cat fur.

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Final score:

2points

a random catgirl (she/her)

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Is able to listen thoroughly and never forgets what you have told, May it nice or bad or sad things.

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Final score:

2points

Daya Meyer

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I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)

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Final score:

2points

Lara

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Has a wheelchair and knows how to use it

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Final score:

2points

Rob Culliford

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Attention!
Cruel truths are coming out of me due to my lack os social filter!

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Final score:

2points

Maik Rosoft

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Born to be mild.

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Final score:

2points

Richard Graham

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warning ; extremely awkward when you first meet. beware, after about a week you will fall victim to their hyperfixation rambles.

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Final score:

2points

tessy fazbear

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" I'm against bullying (watch out!)

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Final score:

2points

𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽_𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇

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Warning! Does not play well with others!

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Final score:

2points

Philly Bob

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Warning! "Don't wake her up if you can't coffeinate her on the spot"

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Final score:

2points

Mini grizzly

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Warning: Do not trust this panda with your valuables. They will forget it exists and somehow destroy it anyway.

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Final score:

2points

AxolotlViolet (they/them)

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Warning: Gymnast. can flip at any moment. keep a safe distance. also eardrum-shattering-loud.

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Final score:

2points

Ash Willier

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Taco Bell and Starbucks!

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Final score:

1point

Chrw007

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Danger due to: Don't Across (It's a family joke lol)

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Final score:

1point

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

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DILLIGAF?

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Final score:

1point

Captain Awesome

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Warning! Dumbass

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Final score:

1point

Toast4128 (Main)

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Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else

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Final score:

1point

Auntriarch

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Warning: fragile, furry.

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Final score:

1point

Brightnettle(she/her)

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Warning; incredibly dramatic and will complain about everything constantly, is rarely actually upset but is very annoying

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Final score:

1point

cartoon ghosts

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to actually care, one would have to listen, to listen is something i do not care to do

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Final score:

1point

Twiggy Sky

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Warning: unpredictable gay furry

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Final score:

1point

Bald Melanie Martinez

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[ warning: depressed adhd idiot ]

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Final score:

1point

BluKatTheBlueCat (BluKat)

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WARNING: You don't know what you're getting yourself into....

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Final score:

1point

ThatBlackNightingale

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Warning: Can spontaneously change from funny and joking around to philosophical. Has a tendency to read and not know how to be social.

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Final score:

1point

The Amazing Fluffernaut

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Warning! 90 second countdown until she can no longer pretend to give a s**t and her brain explodes.

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Final score:

1point

Bonesko

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May not remember what you are sayi.... hey what were we talking about again?

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Final score:

1point

Whydoyoucare

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Tresspassers will be prosecuted.

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Final score:

1point

mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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Unfiltered!

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Final score:

1point

Odin Schmidt

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Warning: has spontaneous panic attacks and gender dysphoria

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Final score:

1point

Lex <3 (they/them)

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Prickly. Do not hug.

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Final score:

1point

cerinamroth

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Warning : May suddenly cry or go to half-conscious world

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Final score:

1point

§• Råinbow Påndå •§

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Has no off switch may talk till you die

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Final score:

1point

Luna

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If you ask me to be honest, don't be offended by my blunt response.

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Final score:

1point

Lantana Howell

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Forget the guard dog, BEWARE OF OWNER

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Final score:

1point

Sojourner

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Warning: Overly sensitive, overly emotional, hopeless romantic, not exactly mean but a very spicy nice, but also slightly toxic, easily distracted, overly-talkative, dramatic, not very funny but will laugh at everything. If you experience symptoms such as annoyance and irritation when interacting with me, you may be allergic and should stay as far away as possible.

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Final score:

1point

justaprettypotatopanda

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WARNING: Will compulsively attempt to solve your problem; even if all you really wanted was to vent and it's not really a problem you're looking for a solution to at all.

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Final score:

1point

John Dilligaf

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Will probably have half the conversation in her head - try to keep up!

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Final score:

1point

Hey!

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Warning! Overthinker on the brink of a breakdown! She’ll do her best to be nice, kind, and supportive because she cares, but there is SOOO much going on behind the scenes, so be careful how close you get.

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Final score:

1point

Shale Beckman

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warning... i guess (heh im lazy)

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Final score:

1point

Funny guy

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If you are mean to my friends I will throw hands with you. I think I can throw hands with anyone despite being extremely underweight and very twiggy.

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Final score:

1point

Stardrop

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Warning: will ask ‘is this edible?’ frequently, will try to eat anything edible, no self control around food, short demon, needs coffee to function properly, don’t give her monster. if seen wrap in blanket and carry her to nearest tieable thing and tie her there”

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Final score:

1point

Tiny bun

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WARNING: very emotional pls hug I'm having a bad day will do anything to make u like me and will be friends with anyone 😭😭😭I'm sorry pls stop reading

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Final score:

1point

Lemon

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I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)

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Final score:

1point

Lara

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Warning: Fragile

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Final score:

1point

ForThePeople he/him

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Can be a bit too much. (According to my grown son.)

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Final score:

1point

Jan Kelley

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Light fuse at arm’s length and retreat to a safe distance

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Final score:

1point

Peppy

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i'm like some ancient temple, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

※original quote credit RebelCircus

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Final score:

1point

MetaMaxNL

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Gets angry really easily

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Final score:

1point

Jimmy Doolittle

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Warning: May contain small parts.

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Final score:

1point

Random Girl

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Warning: will punch if interrupt reading

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Final score:

1point

Graves loves books

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Warning: Very dangerous when happy, mad, sad, and literally any other emotion ⚠️

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Final score:

1point

Non Bi-nary Panda ️‍

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WARNING: If it begins to act like a cat, it is either relaxed or about to attack. If it is beginning to attack, apologise, back away slowly and give it spicy chips.

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Final score:

1point

The Shadow of Darbows

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Caution! Cannot understand most social cues, probably doesn't care about what you're saying, may do something stupid that WILL cause harm to itself and others, may come off as insane and traumatized, avoid at all costs.

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Final score:

1point

Ari the Queer (He/Xim)

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Warning: Choking hazard, do not touch without permission!

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Final score:

1point

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

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Slippery when wet.

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Final score:

1point

Never Snarky

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Warning: either does everything too much or too little, there’s no in between

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Final score:

1point

Red PANda (any pronouns)

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WARNING: Extremely small social battery. Please do not talk every second that you are near me or I will die inside slowly and painfully.

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Final score:

1point

GhostlySnail (she/her)

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armed, dangerous, and berry pissed off

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Final score:

1point

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To maintain safety of unit, regularly check pressure and do not exceed recommended PSI. Explosions are rare but can cause catastrophic results.

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Final score:

1point

A girl

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owns guns, doesn't kill

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Final score:

1point

geezeronthehill

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Warning: dont.

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Final score:

1point

Ash Willier

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Warning: I have no filter. If all I do in response to something you said is to remain silent, don't press me or you will see why the former warning exists.

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Final score:

1point

Mark R.

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“Warning: Toxic, not fit for consumption. Keep away from children’

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Final score:

0points

HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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WARNING
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DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE GREETED WITH GARL'S THEME AND SO MANY TEARS OVER HIS DEATH
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YOUVE BEEN WARNED

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_-DungeonKeeper-_

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Warning : emotionally fragile, may impulsively bake if stressed!

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Firefly1617

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Enter if you are not afraid of my Pugsy dog he may lick you to death.

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Linda Daulby

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Just remember this sentence when it comes to me:

And that, boys, girls and what-have-you, is why SheamusFanFrom1987 is PUNDISPUTED!!! XP

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SheamusFanFrom1987

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armed, dangerous, and berry pissed off

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Lee Henderson

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Lee Henderson

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Too many followers. It's like a cult.

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0points

God

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May be incredibly stupid and smart

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0points

Aloveraly

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It is necessary to think before you speak.

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Final score:

0points

Mistletoe

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!WARNING! !LOVES REVENGE!

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Final score:

0points

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I actually do have a warning label; I'm a natural redhead.

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The Redhead

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Warning: This b*tch gay

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Final score:

-1point

Jade (she/they)

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Caution: If you talk to this creature about something it likes..it will talk your ear off

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Final score:

-3points

Wade

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"Massive c**k alert"

"Loves pussy, tits, and a*s"

"My girlfriend is better than yours"

"I love my girlfriends huge a*s"

"My girlfriend loves sucking my 20 inch c**k"

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Final score:

-22points

my sisters wet butt

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