Join the Fun!

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

Final score:

28points

POST

TheOddPotater (she/her) 1 year ago

ayo— 😂 thats funny

2points

Mine would be “warning: easily distracted, doesn’t know how to stop talking, doesn’t really like people much, might bite you if you interrupt me when I’m doing something, and doesn’t eat much at all.”

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

Final score:

20points

POST

the harbinger of doom any 1 year ago

honestly, same

5points

'STOP! Warning: This person is very sensitive and anything you say to her will cause her to overthink it too much and explode.'

Final score:

17points

Chrw007

POST

the harbinger of doom any 1 year ago

hahahahahelpme

3points

According to most people I know, the warning would probably be “be careful as she’s very blunt”

Final score:

14points

Stardust she/her

POST

…death… 1 year ago

Same lol

3points

'Covered in cat hair (in case u are allergic) and is an idiot'

Final score:

14points

𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𓅨𓍊𓋼𓍊

POST

Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago

Don't like like Cat hair? Stay Off the FURniture!

2points

WARNING: IMMENSELY F^CKED UP PERSON. MIGHT COME OFF AS INSANE OR DISTURBED.

Final score:

14points

Echo

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

hahahahahahhhahahhhahahahahahhahaahhhhhhhelpmeh

1point

Caution! Conversations may not proceed according to expectations.

Final score:

14points

Donkey boi

POST

Hey! 1 year ago

LOL. This.

0points

"warning: vicious animal inside"

Final score:

12points

Jay the not okay

POST

Brightnettle(she/her) 1 year ago

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

5points

Tells the truth and nothing but the truth. I hate lying and liars!!

Final score:

11points

Carman Davis

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

I really only lie when someone accuses me of stealing three brownies from the newest batch that was made fifteen minutes ago.

1point

#10

either beware of idiot or beware of sarcastic moody idiot

the harbinger of doom (she/he)

Final score:

10points

POST

Bored&InSchool 1 year ago

lol same

0points

#11

“Mentally ill and not ok please hug”

Final score:

10points

…death…

POST

Wired 1 year ago

I think most people need this one

5points

#12

"Fragile, may break easily."

Final score:

10points

MaximumKarmaSaint

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

I started crying yesterday when I learned zebrafish can make friends. so..... you get my point

2points

#13

"Do not let out of sight, will attempt to do something dumb that may cause bodily harm to itself and others"

Final score:

10points

QueerAxolotls

POST

…death… 1 year ago

Twins

3points

#14

Warning: Only being polite--I don't actually care.

Final score:

9points

Wicked Witch

POST

#15

WARNING: Will make sarcastic comments. If you don't like this and get your feelings hurt, then you are an idiot for talking to me.

TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)

Final score:

8points

POST

CR7_FAN 1 year ago

Lol

1point

#16

Danger: Explosive Contents

Final score:

7points

Carol LeMay

POST

#17

LOST MARBLES Proceed with Caution

Final score:

7points

Booker

POST

Blyss Blyssylb 1 year ago

Kept them in a Glass Jar didn't ya?

1point

#18

A wild possum. DO NOT interact with.

Friendly neighborhood possum

Final score:

7points

POST

Lex <3 (they/them) 1 year ago (edited)

I am a wild opossum as well. Possibly even slightly more wild.

0points

#19

Warning: sus

Bye! Pancake_Pansexual_Panda_

Final score:

6points

POST

TheOddPotater (she/her) 1 year ago

bam bam bam bam bam bam baaaam! ba da daaam!

3points

#20

Do not chew loudly near me!

Final score:

6points

Ruth

POST

Amy Stevens 1 year ago

OMG YESSSSSS

1point

#21

My warning label: Will probably stare at you uncomfortably just to see whether you're reaction is friendship material

Final score:

6points

ThatTinyHedgehog

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

I'd stare back until I collapse laughing :>

1point

#22

Actually...I wore a warning label from an old hospital autoclave..."warning: not explosive proof. Should be used by competent personnel only"
Hey, it was the 70's

Final score:

6points

tim edwards

POST

#23

"Caution! Not nearly as strong as it seems!"

Final score:

5points

Birgit M

POST

#24

Warning: Highly unstable

Final score:

5points

TotallyNOTaFox

POST

#25

Problematic.

Final score:

5points

Katie Swavy

POST

#26

Gets very awkward for no reason A LOT

Final score:

5points

Aster (she/they)

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

every person has different awkwardness mine is exceptional though. *sob*

1point

#27

According to my husband, it would be "Do not poke the bear."

Final score:

5points

Kim Shannon

POST

Hey! 1 year ago

He probably knows you better than you do

0points

#28

WiII say yes or no respectively to make you happy, please appreciate

Final score:

5points

imjustexisting

POST

#29

WARNING: Knows way too much history.

the_avenging_knight (her/she)

Final score:

5points

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

did you know that a horse was a senator in Ancient Rome? alright I'm stepping out of the room

1point

#30

will correct you. will tell you random facts at any time. might bite if interrupted while talking. covered in doggie hair.

A Very Glittery Moth Indeed

Final score:

4points

POST

Hey! 1 year ago

I'm looking for someone who would be interested in my collection of Bathroom Readers...

2points

#31

average teenage girl with an impulsive sparkle and a ton of razzmatazz :DDDDD

Final score:

4points

shanila.pheonix_

POST

Hey! 1 year ago

Just curious. Is the mistake on "phoenix" just a mistake or you want to be whimsical?

1point

#32

WARNING: Tends to talk a lot and need music as a consistent stimulus. Also very loud.

Final score:

4points

Phoenix(or nix)they/them

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

I'm only loud with my friends lol

1point

#33

Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else

Final score:

4points

Auntriarch

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

me with any dog tho idrc if there's a dog, there's a dog

0points

#34

(Warning) could be explosive at some times.

Final score:

4points

MARCO HERRERO-SANCHEZ

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

I am behind you we could explode together.

0points

#35

Easily distracted - never seem to stop talking.

Final score:

4points

Erik Ivan

POST

#36

Extremely hyperactive, annoying, etc.
Seems normal, but after 3 hours you will experience side effects such as anger, annoyance, and apoplexy.

Final score:

4points

mispis

POST

#37

WARNING: Hates stupid people and will respond with limitless Dad jokes and cringeworthy puns.

Final score:

4points

Mycroft1967

POST

Lemon 1 year ago

i would not walk away i love dad jokes and cringeworthy puns

1point

#38

Warning: will laugh spontaneously and loudly at inappropriate times.

Final score:

4points

Nitnutnoo

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

one time when I was little my brother did something really funny and then I laughed so hard but then he fell and bonked his head on the doorknob and my mom was freaking out and I was just barely concealing a laugh from before. just barelyyyyy

1point

#39

Medicated for YOUR protection.

Final score:

4points

Kim

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

Me too, go without my Mirtazapine i would go mental,

0points

#40

Disorganiced anarkist with Awkward tourettes

Final score:

3points

afia kooma

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

Tourettes isn't awkward lol its just a thing no sane person would judge another for something they can't rlly control. dw :>

1point

#41

Is packing a knife, proceed with caution

Final score:

3points

Scam_Likely

POST

UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) 1 year ago

O.o

1point

#42

Caution: May say the most unhinged things and then go back to normal*
.
.
Normal is not normal

Final score:

3points

Nick (He/Him)

POST

#43

Very dark. Will talk for hours about anything.

Final score:

3points

Catman (He/Him)

POST

CR7_FAN 1 year ago

"We've got a lot in common

1point

#44

WARNING: The person you are about to bother may look inviting and approachable but is in fact a cantankerous insult factory with a god-tier death glare.

Final score:

3points

Shaquille Oatmeal

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago (edited)

my death star is actually really good bc when the light hits my eyes at a certain angle they get all weird and light and sparkly. Edit: I was gonna change star to stare but now that I'm looking at it ima keep it lol

1point

#45

Use exact change only.

Final score:

3points

Rick Ours

POST

#46

warning: she is a nerd, an idiot, a nerdy idiot, and may laugh involuntarily at beluga videos. she also wont stop talking about Garl's death. I mean, why did he have to die? he tanked enough bullets for us alre-sorry.

Final score:

3points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

poor garl.

1point

#47

warning: needs music as constant mood tracker, will play video games music upon request, and btw Garl didn't have to die he tanked too many bullets he could have dodged it and we could have all been fine don't die garrlllllllllllll...sorry I did it again

Final score:

3points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

garlllllll nooooooo

1point

#48

Fragile. Or, useless.

Final score:

3points

River wolf (she/her)

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

not useless: still finding ur passion. :>

1point

#49

Mentally unstable without Internet.

Final score:

3points

cj be like

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

Me too lol

0points

#50

Back off! This one is loaded!

Final score:

3points

Dee Rutherford

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

Haha i like it.

0points

#51

Do not talk to unless you want to be bombarded with millions of cat/hedgehog facts nonstop for 7hours!!!

Final score:

3points

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

I honestly do not think there are too many cat/hedgehog facts. like lets be honest here

1point

#52

Will play heavy metal at will.

Final score:

2points

Andrei Marentette

POST

#53

*WARNING!* He's a 10, but he has short temper, rage issues stemming from being adopted, and will frequently eat your food, even if you put your name on the container. *WARNING!*

Final score:

2points

Kevin the Manager

POST

#54

Show me your outrage and I will laugh at you.

Final score:

2points

trevor

POST

#55

Danger: Extremly HOT🥵

lol

Final score:

2points

Lemon

POST

#56

May be a little bit annoying and repetitive.

Final score:

2points

Dream Driver

POST

#57

Warning! Will bite you. Not in a good way. I will make you bleed. Die, mortal!
Also, I will look like I'm silently judging you, but I'm just a bit shy and paranoid so I'm investigating you

Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)

Final score:

2points

POST

#58

WARNING! DO NOT Poke this Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, Honestly...don't push THAT button!

Final score:

2points

Blyss Blyssylb

POST

#59

Drain Bamaged

Final score:

2points

Blyss Blyssylb

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

hahaha I caught that hopefully that was on purpose

1point

#60

I was told by a gentleman with a thick Texas accent that I was a “Live wire with no insulation!”
Just may put that on my tombstone.

Final score:

2points

Candid Panda

POST

#61

Warning: Has a brain and will use it.

Final score:

2points

Lucie Van Pelt

POST

CR7_FAN 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#62

Warning: Possess a mind not so much twisted but actually sprained!

Final score:

2points

Deson

POST

#63

Warning: I have severe ADHD and a very huge attitude. oh, and do not give me sugar. caffeine is fine, but not sugar. proceed with caution of being friends with this drama queen, coffee addict, and extrovert. (yes, if you are wondering i am a random teenager)

Final score:

2points

WIERD QUEEN RAYSUN<3

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

Couldn't go with my day without my coffee i would go on one, hubby runs out the house when i do.

0points

#64

Warning: If you are allergic to cats, stay at least 5 feet away because i am covered in cat fur.

a random catgirl (she/her)

Final score:

2points

POST

Dee Rutherford 1 year ago

🐈‍⬛🐈

1point

#65

Is able to listen thoroughly and never forgets what you have told, May it nice or bad or sad things.

Final score:

2points

Daya Meyer

POST

#66

I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)

Final score:

2points

Lara

POST

#67

Has a wheelchair and knows how to use it

Final score:

2points

Rob Culliford

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

Me too.

0points

#68

Attention!
Cruel truths are coming out of me due to my lack os social filter!

Final score:

2points

Maik Rosoft

POST

#69

Born to be mild.

Final score:

2points

Richard Graham

POST

#70

warning ; extremely awkward when you first meet. beware, after about a week you will fall victim to their hyperfixation rambles.

Final score:

2points

tessy fazbear

POST

The Redhead 1 year ago

Perhaps we're twins separated at birth.

0points

#71

" I'm against bullying (watch out!)

Final score:

2points

𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽_𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇

POST

Linda Daulby 1 year ago

I couldn't agree with you more i am the same with bullying it get's you in trouble.

1point

#72

Warning! Does not play well with others!

Final score:

2points

Philly Bob

POST

#73

Warning! "Don't wake her up if you can't coffeinate her on the spot"

Final score:

2points

Mini grizzly

POST

AxolotlViolet (they/them) 1 year ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#74

Warning: Do not trust this panda with your valuables. They will forget it exists and somehow destroy it anyway.

AxolotlViolet (they/them)

Final score:

2points

POST

#75

Warning: Gymnast. can flip at any moment. keep a safe distance. also eardrum-shattering-loud.

Final score:

2points

Ash Willier

POST

#76

Taco Bell and Starbucks!

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Final score:

1point

Chrw007

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#77

Danger due to: Don't Across (It's a family joke lol)

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

Final score:

1point

POST

#78

DILLIGAF?

Final score:

1point

Captain Awesome

POST

#79

Warning! Dumbass

Final score:

1point

Toast4128 (Main)

POST

Black Frenchie Bleps 🤌 1 year ago

hate to say it but SAME

0points

#80

Warning! If there is a greyhound, I will not see people, traffic or anything else

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Final score:

1point

Auntriarch

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#81

Warning: fragile, furry.

Final score:

1point

Brightnettle(she/her)

POST

#82

Warning; incredibly dramatic and will complain about everything constantly, is rarely actually upset but is very annoying

Final score:

1point

cartoon ghosts

POST

GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago

You don’t seem annoying to me! Also hey crow, haven’t seen you around for a while. How’s life?

0points

#83

to actually care, one would have to listen, to listen is something i do not care to do

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

Final score:

1point

Twiggy Sky

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#84

Warning: unpredictable gay furry

Final score:

1point

Bald Melanie Martinez

POST

#85

[ warning: depressed adhd idiot ]

BluKatTheBlueCat (BluKat)

Final score:

1point

POST

#86

WARNING: You don't know what you're getting yourself into....

Final score:

1point

ThatBlackNightingale

POST

#87

Warning: Can spontaneously change from funny and joking around to philosophical. Has a tendency to read and not know how to be social.

Final score:

1point

The Amazing Fluffernaut

POST

#88

Warning! 90 second countdown until she can no longer pretend to give a s**t and her brain explodes.

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

Final score:

1point

Bonesko

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#89

May not remember what you are sayi.... hey what were we talking about again?

Final score:

1point

Whydoyoucare

POST

#90

Tresspassers will be prosecuted.

mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

Final score:

1point

POST

#91

Unfiltered!

Final score:

1point

Odin Schmidt

POST

#92

Warning: has spontaneous panic attacks and gender dysphoria

Final score:

1point

Lex <3 (they/them)

POST

#93

Prickly. Do not hug.

Final score:

1point

cerinamroth

POST

#94

Warning : May suddenly cry or go to half-conscious world

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Final score:

1point

§• Råinbow Påndå •§

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#95

Has no off switch may talk till you die

Final score:

1point

Luna

POST

#96

If you ask me to be honest, don't be offended by my blunt response.

Final score:

1point

Lantana Howell

POST

#97

Forget the guard dog, BEWARE OF OWNER

Final score:

1point

Sojourner

POST

#98

Warning: Overly sensitive, overly emotional, hopeless romantic, not exactly mean but a very spicy nice, but also slightly toxic, easily distracted, overly-talkative, dramatic, not very funny but will laugh at everything. If you experience symptoms such as annoyance and irritation when interacting with me, you may be allergic and should stay as far away as possible.

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

Final score:

1point

justaprettypotatopanda

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#99

WARNING: Will compulsively attempt to solve your problem; even if all you really wanted was to vent and it's not really a problem you're looking for a solution to at all.

Final score:

1point

John Dilligaf

POST

#100

Will probably have half the conversation in her head - try to keep up!

Final score:

1point

Hey!

POST

#101

Warning! Overthinker on the brink of a breakdown! She’ll do her best to be nice, kind, and supportive because she cares, but there is SOOO much going on behind the scenes, so be careful how close you get.

Final score:

1point

Shale Beckman

POST

#102

warning... i guess (heh im lazy)

College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

Final score:

1point

Funny guy

POST

See Also on Bored Panda

Internet Gives Unemployed Woman A Reality Check After She Expects Friends To Buy Her A Trip

#103

If you are mean to my friends I will throw hands with you. I think I can throw hands with anyone despite being extremely underweight and very twiggy.

Final score:

1point

Stardrop

POST

#104

Warning: will ask ‘is this edible?’ frequently, will try to eat anything edible, no self control around food, short demon, needs coffee to function properly, don’t give her monster. if seen wrap in blanket and carry her to nearest tieable thing and tie her there”

Final score:

1point

Tiny bun

POST

#105

WARNING: very emotional pls hug I'm having a bad day will do anything to make u like me and will be friends with anyone 😭😭😭I'm sorry pls stop reading

Final score:

1point

Lemon

POST

#106

I'm ok I just need to be bouncing permanently. (AHDH warning label)

Final score:

1point

Lara

POST

#107

Warning: Fragile

Final score:

1point

ForThePeople he/him

POST

#108

Can be a bit too much. (According to my grown son.)

Final score:

1point

Jan Kelley

POST

#109

Light fuse at arm’s length and retreat to a safe distance

Final score:

1point

Peppy

POST

#110

i'm like some ancient temple, crumbling, cursed and probably haunted.

※original quote credit RebelCircus

Final score:

1point

MetaMaxNL

POST

#111

Gets angry really easily

Final score:

1point

Jimmy Doolittle

POST

#112

Warning: May contain small parts.

Final score:

1point

Random Girl

POST

#113

Warning: will punch if interrupt reading

Final score:

1point

Graves loves books

POST

#114

Warning: Very dangerous when happy, mad, sad, and literally any other emotion ⚠️

Final score:

1point

Non Bi-nary Panda ️‍

POST

#115

WARNING: If it begins to act like a cat, it is either relaxed or about to attack. If it is beginning to attack, apologise, back away slowly and give it spicy chips.

Final score:

1point

The Shadow of Darbows

POST

#116

Caution! Cannot understand most social cues, probably doesn't care about what you're saying, may do something stupid that WILL cause harm to itself and others, may come off as insane and traumatized, avoid at all costs.

Final score:

1point

Ari the Queer (He/Xim)

POST

#117

Warning: Choking hazard, do not touch without permission!

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat

Final score:

1point

POST

#118

Slippery when wet.

Final score:

1point

Never Snarky

POST

#119

Warning: either does everything too much or too little, there’s no in between

Final score:

1point

Red PANda (any pronouns)

POST

#120

WARNING: Extremely small social battery. Please do not talk every second that you are near me or I will die inside slowly and painfully.

Final score:

1point

GhostlySnail (she/her)

POST

#121

armed, dangerous, and berry pissed off

Final score:

1point

POST

#122

To maintain safety of unit, regularly check pressure and do not exceed recommended PSI. Explosions are rare but can cause catastrophic results.

Final score:

1point

A girl

POST

#123

owns guns, doesn't kill

Final score:

1point

geezeronthehill

POST

#124

Warning: dont.

Final score:

1point

Ash Willier

POST

#125

Warning: I have no filter. If all I do in response to something you said is to remain silent, don't press me or you will see why the former warning exists.

Final score:

1point

Mark R.

POST

#126

“Warning: Toxic, not fit for consumption. Keep away from children’

Bye, HelluvaHedgehogAlien

Final score:

0points

POST

#127

WARNING
***
DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE GREETED WITH GARL'S THEME AND SO MANY TEARS OVER HIS DEATH
***
YOUVE BEEN WARNED

Final score:

0points

_-DungeonKeeper-_

POST

Dynamite Samurai Koala (Submission author) 1 year ago

Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da da da Da da da da, da da da, da da da da da da

0points

#128

Warning : emotionally fragile, may impulsively bake if stressed!

Final score:

0points

Firefly1617

POST

#129

Enter if you are not afraid of my Pugsy dog he may lick you to death.

Final score:

0points

Linda Daulby

POST

#130

Just remember this sentence when it comes to me:

And that, boys, girls and what-have-you, is why SheamusFanFrom1987 is PUNDISPUTED!!! XP

Final score:

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987

POST

#131

armed, dangerous, and berry pissed off

Final score:

0points

POST

#132

Final score:

0points

Lee Henderson

POST

#133

Final score:

0points

Lee Henderson

POST

#134

Too many followers. It's like a cult.

Final score:

0points

God

POST

#135

May be incredibly stupid and smart

Final score:

0points

Aloveraly

POST

#136

It is necessary to think before you speak.

Final score:

0points

Mistletoe

POST

#137

!WARNING! !LOVES REVENGE!

Final score:

0points

POST

#138

I actually do have a warning label; I'm a natural redhead.

Final score:

0points

The Redhead

POST

#139

Warning: This b*tch gay

Final score:

-1point

Jade (she/they)

POST

#140

Caution: If you talk to this creature about something it likes..it will talk your ear off

Final score:

-3points

Wade

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#141

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#141

"Massive c**k alert"

"Loves pussy, tits, and a*s"

"My girlfriend is better than yours"

"I love my girlfriends huge a*s"

"My girlfriend loves sucking my 20 inch c**k"