Hey Pandas, If You Had 3 Wishes, What Would You Wish For? (Closed)

What would you do?

1. I wish that in my future I'll be able to carry and give birth to a healthy baby girl

2. I would wish for everyone to have a small good thing happen to them

3. Probably money 😅

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Chickens are fluffy

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Bubblegum Witch 1 year ago

Good luck on your baby :)

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1. Free Universal healthcare for all Americans (its so sad how hard they defend a broken system that punishes you for being sick)

2. Food for all the children in the world.

3. Early term abortion rights and clinics legal and available to all who need them.

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Hales

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Donald Trump 1 year ago

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1. infinite money

2. the deaths of all racists

3. the cure for cancer

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best turtle

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1 year ago

And this is why you are best turtle :D because you are the best

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1. wish for the rule of no infinite wishes to be removed 2. wish for infinite wishes 3. wish a dunce cap on the genie

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William Gladstone

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1. I would ask for a pen

2. I would ask for note book

3. I would ask that everything I write in the notebook to come true.

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TrashPanda

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Lil Potato 1 year ago

cooool

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1. Have free transition surgery for every trans person 2. Free healthcare for everyone everywhere 3. Infinite money so I can help end world hunger, and I can afford my hobbies.

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Max

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#1: the ability to give immortality to myself and any other living thing I choose...( immortal cats...)
#2: access to money whenever I need it
# every pedophile and rapist to spontaneously combust.....

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K- THULU

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Saturnian (They/It/Wish/Void) 1 year ago

Why give them such a painless death like spontaneous combustion?

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1. eliminate all bigotry
2. be healthy
3. everyone feels great about themselves and are mentally well

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LeProudDork(She/They)

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

(: this is wonderful

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1. Endless wishes 2. To understand and speak any language 3. For my doggy to live as long as I live.

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FatLipsMcCool

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#10

1. No more anxiety or depression or anything like that for every human being (and happiness for everyone)

2. No more homelessness, hunger, excessive corporate greed, poverty, etc.

3. Long and fulfilling lives for everyone

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Deutschland Mädchen

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Naomi Williams 1 year ago

Your wishes hit home with me

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#11

1. Wish for whatever come true with a snap of your fingers. ( you are God now )

* snap * begon wishess.

* snap * The End.

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Janni Nilsson

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#12

No global warming. No more animal extinction. Get into Yale.

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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#13

1. For everyone to have empathy. This would allow all of those that hate others to finally see things from the other's perspective.

2. For my Social Security court case to finally be ruled in my favour. Ten years is too long!

3. A new PS5. What? I can have nice things too, right?

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David Furritus

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Naomi Williams 1 year ago

Good lunck on your court case

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#14

1. Omnikinesis
2. Clear skin , minus my vitiligo
3. A cute bf 😄

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Bubblegum Witch

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Shaba Ding Dong 1 year ago

I thought you meant translucent skin

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#15

1. That I would grow old enough to have healthy children and grandchildren.

2. That I would find love when I'm ready (not before not after).

3. That I could help everyone when ever they needed me.

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Luna Lovegood

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Naomi Williams 1 year ago

You sound like an awesome person

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#16

For everyone to be clothed, fed & housed.
For my family and I to be comfortable financially
For everyone to be healthy

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Brenda

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#17

1. No global warming and nothing pollutes the air (so if for example everyone uses a car everyday or something the air won't get worse and the world won't warm)
2. Everyone would be happier
3. No creature that feels pain would ever get tortured

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Someone?

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#18

1. The IQ too solve the mysteries of the universe
2. The answers to the mysteries of the universe
3. Infinite money

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Duckbadger

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

Dude it's 42 did you not read the Hitchhiker's guide

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For everyone to understand morality and have the knowledge of a complete education as never seem before (this would fix most systemic problems if all people were actually fully educated)

To have my body be that of a cis guy. Smaller wish but it would change my goddamn life

And to have a good understanding of how to fix my own mental problems.

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crowspectre (half banned rn)

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#20

1.Enough money monthly to get by and be able to save a few bucks at the end of the month. 2. That dental ( and other healthcare ) can be arranged with the health benefits system so it isn’t so outrageously expensive ( I have 2 badly chipped teeth I can’t get fixed due to this problem and decent dentures here can cost up to 15.000€ )
3. That the stupid narcissistic a**holes in every government grow a conscious and stop picking on us working folk.

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Lizz

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#21

1. To know everything. Everything that will ever be known, past, present, and future, by anyone, anywhere, even previous and future universes and dimensions, including alternate dimensions, states of being, and realities.

2. Unlimited healthy life, including mental health and intellectual acuity.

3. I would save the 3rd wish for use when I have fully processed my infinite knowledge, and have lived long enough to turn my knowledge into wisdom. The 3rd wish I would then use in the smartest, WISEST, most compassionate way I can, to benefit as many as possible in a single wish, with a full understanding of the ramifications of such a wish.

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Rinoboyrich

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1.That everything that people need was affordable, or made to be free in certain circumstances. Like poor people, older people.

2. That life could be more simple.

3. That people would be nicer to each other.

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Fluffy mommy panda

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#23

I would want to wish for a notepad and pencil, then wish everything I draw would come to life. Then, you could draw another genie and repeat 🤭

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Gay ali️‍️en️‍️️‍️

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#24

I would wish for Trump to be president
Infinite money
And for everyone to have a Christian conservative mindset

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Bob

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waddles 1 year ago

some people just want to watch the world burn

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#25

1. that suicide rates would go down
2. everyone would find some kind of love
3. no more war

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lil bear bear

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Naomi Williams (Submission author) 1 year ago

Also that BTS Jin comes home safely

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#26

1. Power if something... Food comes if i think of it and snap or invisibility
2. Everyone to be happy and peaceful
3. Money... Probably

Bonus
Saw a video on getting infinite wishes, ask for notebook, then a pen that whatever you write comes true and start writing.

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Shaba Ding Dong

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#27

1. Good grades (have to get straight As for my mom's approval)
2. Happiness
3. More time with my friends

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Justaboredpotato

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Justaboredpotato (Submission author) 1 year ago

Just realised! I don't have to wish for things for myself. In that case, I would wish for the rule of infinite wishes to be removed, wish for infinite wishes, wish for the world to be a better place without bad ppl then wish for everything else

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#28

1. To never be afraid of anything again. 2. To be married to my boyfriend. And 3. The ability to time travel.

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Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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crowspectre (he/they) 1 year ago

I mean the second one seems pretty damn possible if you ask me. Propose to him goddammit if you love him that much just go and do it

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#29

1) I'd wish to be able to wish for infinite wishes

2) I'd wish for infinite wishes

3) I would use my wishes to do things like have cupboards everywhere always full and such, and then probably spend a few on myself 😅

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Jaiden

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#30

3 wishes? ... ok.
1. Make my seizures disappear
2. Change the gender of my partner & I
3. Every pending financial debt - worldwide - is to be paid in full. From the 0.01💰 to 100 000 [...].00💰, so that everyone can start debtfree into 2023

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Show thyself

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#31

I wouldn't really know how to wish for anything because wishes always have a dark side. How could I even wish for world peace without knowing what it would require. If I could get three wishes, I would wish for more wishes and I would hire the wisest of all to discuss what and how to wish for the best outcome.

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LillieMean

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#32

I’d wish for infinite wishes. Then I’ll see what I want I wish for after that

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DP(the first)

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#33

1. A good sense of humor
2. Strong willpower
3. More cooperation between nations and peoples.

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Mr. COYS

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#34

1.More wishes
Genie: You cant do that.
Then...
1.I wish i could
Genie: ...
Genie: Ok
2. Infinite wishes.
Genie: OK
3. Everything that i want will come true

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