Hey Pandas, If You Died And Your Last Google Searches Were Your Eternal Ads Forever, What Would They Be? (Closed)

Straightforward. The last 24 hours of searches are directly impacting your eternal ad in hell. What are you getting on your hell book feed?

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Umm...
Yeah, just stuff like "can a human drink just blood like a vampire" or "how long does it take a single human to fill a Olympic-size swimming pool with their saliva" and "can you live without your stomach".

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Joybug

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Dogperson 2 years ago

Savage

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Is ambiance a music genre? (It is btw.)

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Sequoia door.

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

I saw your submit in the Music genre post. I have something for you: https://soundcloud.com/synepticvip

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zelda breath of the wild recipes.

( I'm a 43 yo child)😅

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TheartfulDutchGinger

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Madeleine Flowers 2 years ago

I look this up regularly every weekend.

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TheartfulDutchGinger (Submission author) 2 years ago

Same. I just can't seem to remember those recipes. I also look up some game walkthroughs. But that one was my last search 😅

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Geeki Nikki 2 years ago

See my post! Lol

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Medieval torture techniques, the worst torture techniques, and how long can the brain function after decapitation (The longest ever recorded was 1.5 minutes and yes research does show after being beheaded the brain can function for a short time)

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Jasmine Hufflepuff Henderson

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*¤° ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏕᏂᎥᏁᏋ °¤* 2 years ago

the heck.

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Death on the Nile
(Great movie btw and I plan on reading the book)

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Elyce

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My fictional crush. I've searched him up countless times at this point.

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Black Pearl

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*¤° ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏕᏂᎥᏁᏋ °¤* 2 years ago

weve all been there (p.s i have a crush on ennard on sister location oof)

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Florida man november 11

No context needed. It's funnier without

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Hxllokxty (They/it)

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Polar_bear_lover 2 years ago

I know the context... :) that is my very last search but with a different date

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fox noises😅 i had no idea what noise they make, they squeak and it’s adorable

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

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*¤° ᎷᎧᎧᏁᏕᏂᎥᏁᏋ °¤* 2 years ago

What the fox say? "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the fox say?

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"Florida man august 14'' andd "Harry Styles"

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Aubrey

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everyone's favorite person 2 years ago

Yesssssssssss I love harry!!

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#10

Um, if it includes my inprivate browsing, then I'm in trouble, but for the most part, gmail, eAchieve (my online school), Bored Panda, how to clear cookies, and Canva. Nothing too big. Oh, and also how to get a slab of stone off the top of a shrine in BOTW. P.S. for all the other BOTW players out there, use stasis and then hit it a TON. But inprivate browsing is a whole other story; I googled some CRAZY stuff. I am no longer innocent.

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Madeleine Flowers

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#11

Blue fire game walkthrough and chopping broccoli snl song. Lol we were talking about old snl skits at work. Also great song if y'all haven't heard it! Dana Carvey is hilarious!

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Geeki Nikki

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#12

google mail, (waiting for someone to talk too.)

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Orange_Blossom

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