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Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)
What would you write or draw on a cave wall?
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#1
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Final score:
87points
#2
"I'd like to talk to you about extending your vehicle's warranty"
Final score:
60points
#4
I would write “day 1,045 of this diary. The aliens seem nice.
Final score:
44points
#5
"Stood on a butterfly today. Hope that doesn't cause any problems."
Final score:
43points
#6
I forsee that in 2020 a plague called covid-19 will quarantine that entire world. Also, the world is round.
Final score:
37points
James Pasquini 2 years ago
Didn't that begin in 2019... and that's where the "19" comes from. (slightly smiling)
#7
1. Let Hitler into the art school. I don’t care if his art looks horrible.
2. Don’t let racism grow, no slavery
3. NOOO TRUMP DONT ELECT HIM
4. Leave the bats alone
Final score:
32points
Lila Launehase 2 years ago
5. Dear native Americans, don't let them pilgrims on your land! Trust me! (Sorry, but this German bashing triggered me.) Now: downvote, thanks!
#8
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaarrrrggh
Final score:
26points
Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago
Why does this one not have piles of upvotes? Did the bunny scare them away?
#9
Dying is gay.
Final score:
23points
Marinasongs1432 (Submission author) 2 years ago
Why tf is this downvoted? Have you not seen the meme?
I’m quoting this: “remember this son: dying… is gay.” thumb_how-...047622.png 
See?
#10
I would draw a picture on the wall, sign it, and date it 98,000 BC.
Final score:
22points
James Pasquini 2 years ago
You'd date it BEFORE they started keeping track of time with calendars? lol!
#11
Draw a really detailed symbol… like one that would stump archeologists for years and then write: “Made you look”
*OR*
One fish two fish red fish blue fish
Final score:
21points
#12
Dig here
Final score:
20points
#13
"Do not litter before you ruin the world"
Final score:
18points
#14
Beam me up Scotty
Final score:
17points
#15
It is a good job these ancient aliens arrived, we can start building some big stone megastructures now!
Final score:
16points
#16
The humans are falling into our traps. Soon we shall rule the world!
Final score:
16points
Ruby Howard 2 years ago
Two dinosaurs talking; see, I told you if we set traps near the edges of our flat world, they would all fall off when they stepped into our traps! Hey what’s that big, flaming rock in the sky? It’s headed right for us! RUN!!
#17
Never gonna give you up in ancient sumerian because thats literally the only thing i know how to write in ancient sumerian.
Final score:
16points
#18
In the future some pretty amazing people are going to die in the bathroom
Final score:
15points
#19
LIVE LOVE LAUGH
Final score:
14points
#20
All skin colours are beautiful and do not denote intelligence or lack of it, all love is good between consenting adults of all kinds, all children should be cared for with kindness and gentleness. Then the future may be good.
Final score:
14points
#21
It wouldn't die! So we sealed it in this cave.
Final score:
14points
#22
"Ok, whatever you think these drawings mean, you are wrong." Mess with their heads.
Final score:
13points
#23
“If you can read this you’re too close”
Final score:
13points
#24
"The cake is a lie"
Alternativley:
"Romanes eunt domus"
Final score:
13points
#25
By 2020 3 out of 4 people will be too stupid to survive on their own.
Final score:
13points
#26
"Look behind you"
*the wall behind them:*
"Look behind you"
Final score:
13points
#27
"E=Mc^2". Either that or "opened the box, cat was fully gone. Tried it myself, ended up here and now. Did you know T-Rexes have gills?"
Final score:
12points
#29
I would sculpture a poster
,,Have you seen me?
Hi, I am Fluffy and I am a pure breed T-Rex. My family is waiting for me. Please contact them if you notice me
And then a beautiful dino sculpture
Final score:
11points
#30
Global warming is freaking real, ignore the big oil corporations. Don't let them keep intoxicating our world. You only have until 2090 before humanity goes bye-bye.
Or, in layman's terms (for the science non-believers): Big oil is bad. Big oil make air dirty and earth sick. Stop them or people go boom-boom in 2090.
Final score:
11points
#32
Be excellent to eachother
(Drawing of Bill and Ted playing air guitar)
Final score:
10points
#33
Please leave the cave as nice as you found it.
Final score:
10points
James Pasquini 2 years ago
Then you find a large carved out rock in the corner with a stone lid filled with broken bones and charred wood bits.
#34
My wife banned me to this cave for using her tweezers for other uses. Do not touch the tweezers.
Final score:
10points
#36
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Final score:
10points
#37
Kilroy was here .
Final score:
10points
#38
Stop the Percy Jackson movies from being made. Please. I beg of you.
OR
Let me sleep.
Final score:
9points
Sanchi Shiva 2 years ago
It’s funny how all other books complain about one thing being wrong in the movies ( Hermione wasn’t supposed to be pretty and Ron’s hair should be red, etc) but the Percy Jackson movies are just… no
#39
"I got a jar of dirrrrt I got a jar of dirrrrt and guess what's inside it"
Final score:
9points
#40
How To Make a Wheel: Find something round. Make a hole in the middle. Put a stick in the . . . ah, never mind. You can't read yet.
Final score:
9points
#42
Some things you should take note:
1) There will be a coronavirus outbreak starting from around 2019 December and 2020 March.
2) In 2022, Russia and Ukraine will have war.
3) Don't get Rick rolled
4) Pls credit me for your findings.
- [My name]
Final score:
8points
#43
“Hello sweety”
Final score:
8points
#44
“Is this the Krusty Krab.” “No, this is Patrick!”
Final score:
8points
#45
*derpy cat drawing* I have officially wasted your time… BYE
Final score:
7points
#48
*a picture of Hitler as a baby* When you see him kill him fast!
Final score:
7points
moonlit muffins 2 years ago
but think. im not saying hitler is good, he actually a real a*****e. but if he was killed there would be a s**t ton more people, so overcrowding so now idk
#49
"Hey. Look over here"
"Yeah you! Look over here" With a arrow pointing towards a corner
The corner has a stickfigure with the saying
"Hi. This is Bob, you'll see alot of him in the far far future."
Final score:
7points
#50
In very tiny letters, “If you’re close enough to read this, I can projectile vomit on you.”
Final score:
7points
#52
I would draw froggy
Final score:
6points
#53
Accept him. Hitler. Tell him his art is worth it's weight in gold.
Final score:
6points
Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago
I dunno. He might have become even more evil once he realized his degree was useless... I owe nearly $50,000 for two unless degrees (everyone wants volunteers. How do i pay for gas to get there?)
#54
Yes, we speak very good English here.
Final score:
6points
Terra Renee 2 years ago
"dis here be right English ya hear now? Nun that fancy ol stuff y'all been usin'!"
#55
The fitness gram Pacer test is a multi...ECT (I don't remember the rest)
Or
Be prepared for 2020
Final score:
6points
2 years ago
the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. *beep* A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. *beep*
#56
Stop being sexist it is only going to make your life harder in the future
Final score:
6points
#57
You just lost the game.
Final score:
6points
#58
Don't invent a motor that can't run on water. Don't let medicine become over priced.
Final score:
6points
#59
Not on a wall, but on a big boulder: what wonders lay under me?
And then on the bottom of the same boulder:
Made you look!
Final score:
6points
#62
LARRY KING WAS HERE
Final score:
5points
#65
Is this your card?
Final score:
5points
#66
Bruce Willis was dead all along.
Final score:
5points
#68
Old godzilla was hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
Final score:
5points
Blep! Goes the Dynameowte 2 years ago (edited)
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq, Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu, When Aaron Carter came out from the blue... Love it!
#70
“Haha! Made you look!” And then date it 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000023 b.c.
Final score:
5points
#71
Dude wtf did your mum never teach you that sneaking around in other peoples caves is rude? Also the gold is buried a-
Then the sentence is cut off. They will never stop looking
Final score:
5points
#73
See… the gold is hidden-
And then nothing after. Literally nothing, make it look like there was something, but it’ll get lost in history.
Final score:
4points
#74
Rice is good
Final score:
4points
GSMountainWolf 2 years ago
I LITERALLY was JUST eating raw rice a second ago. Yeah I know, it’s raw but it’s good
#75
Carpe Noctem
Final score:
4points
#76
Dear historian, *picture of a middle finger*
Final score:
4points
#77
Las cosas antes no fueron peor ni mejor solo diferentes a nuestra realidad....
Y dibujaria una un hombre de palos sentado mirando al cielo.
Final score:
4points
Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago
English translation. "Things before were not worse or better, just different from our reality.... And I would draw a stick man sitting looking at the sky."
#82
Entropy always wins.
Final score:
3points
#83
“Kilroy was here” or “You may notice this notice is not worth noticing”
Final score:
3points
#86
It's pronounced jif.
Final score:
2points
#87
Wanted 25,000. Remember to adjust time sequencer to factor in leap years.
Final score:
2points
#90
I would write something like 'Batman is awsome' or 'the mob killed JFK bitches'
Final score:
1point
#91
Please use correctly, You are, your or you're. A frog and a pig date in the future. In addition, stay away from anyone named Karen.
Final score:
1point
Pterodactyl in Disguise 2 years ago
I have a beloved, kind, aunt named Karen, thank you very much!
#93
You know that dude, Princip? He’s gonna start world war 1. Arrest him.
Final score:
1point
#95
Something they would never found out what it really means.
Something that would freak the s**t out of them.
Final score:
1point
Terra Renee 2 years ago
"they're always watching us, they come at night, flashing lights and gleaming metals, abducting us" ALIENS!
#97
When humans start calling themselves furries and dressing themselves like animals, nuke the whole planet!
Final score:
1point
Georgia Hebert 2 years ago
Who cares if people dress like this? I haven't heard a police report yet that said a furry was shooting up a high school. And in this day and age, who wouldn't want to be something else?
#99
BTS will rule the world one day
Final score:
0points
#102
Don' t buy Crypto!
Final score:
0points
Randy Tankersley 2 years ago
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. McGuire: Plastics
What do you think ?
Jason Marin 2 years ago
Either "Chuck Norris was here." or "Don't you have anything better to do then stare at writing on walls?"
Sarah Lish 2 years ago (edited)
1. Don't impose your will on anyone else. 2. I like kids... but I can't eat a whole one. 3. Let go of my ears... I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 4. If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet... I would put shoes on my cats! 5. Straight! Gay! THEY ALL WANT BLOW JOBS! 6. There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on & a sword. 7. Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks & bad music! 8. When life gives you lemons... Cram them up the butts of your enemies! 9. Why do people who can't drive always seem to drive white cars? 10. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. 11. There is not enough blood in the male body to fill up both heads at the same time. 12. Life is a roller coaster... DON'T THROW UP! 13. If it hurts when you do that, then DON'T DO THAT! 14. Always remember the Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules!
Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!
Jason Marin 2 years ago
Either "Chuck Norris was here." or "Don't you have anything better to do then stare at writing on walls?"
Sarah Lish 2 years ago (edited)
1. Don't impose your will on anyone else. 2. I like kids... but I can't eat a whole one. 3. Let go of my ears... I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! 4. If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet... I would put shoes on my cats! 5. Straight! Gay! THEY ALL WANT BLOW JOBS! 6. There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on & a sword. 7. Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks & bad music! 8. When life gives you lemons... Cram them up the butts of your enemies! 9. Why do people who can't drive always seem to drive white cars? 10. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it. 11. There is not enough blood in the male body to fill up both heads at the same time. 12. Life is a roller coaster... DON'T THROW UP! 13. If it hurts when you do that, then DON'T DO THAT! 14. Always remember the Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules!
Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
Paint a QR-code that leads them to a fake review on TripAdvisor: a one star!
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