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Hey Pandas, If You Could Be A Food, What Would You Be? (Closed)

I'd be tomato soup!

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#1

A singular slice of cheese.

Final score:

7points

Mr.Knaps (He/Him)

Dawn C 2 years ago

i love cheese! i put that s**t on everything!!🤣

4points

#2

mashed potato

Final score:

4points

*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Mashed potatoes are awesome!

1point

#3

Stale mouldy bread.
1. I’d have lived a long quiet life
2. Nobody woul eat me
3. I’d get thrown out and I’d disintegrate, my nutrients giving life to some other plant and BINGO in revived!!!!

Final score:

4points

Tobiasz Blaszczynski

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦 2 years ago

WOT

2points

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#4

Pancit ngan tinola

Final score:

2points

Doggo bunno (Submission author) 2 years ago

Just to clarify the meaning, it means noodles and fish soup

3points

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#5

Any type of pasta. I seem to come across people that hate pasta. But love the ingredients so they also love pasta and vice versa. Pasta. Always pasta.

Final score:

2points

ALEXIS CISNEROS 2 years ago

what type :D

1point

#6

Black iced coffee. I don't know how to explain, but yes.

Final score:

2points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦 2 years ago

Yes.

4points

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#7

A carolina reaper. If you want to eat/killl me, I'll make you remember!!

Final score:

2points

Chantal Brosius

#8

bacon

Final score:

1point

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe🇺🇦 2 years ago

Soo... 50% fat??

0points

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#9

I would wanna be a strawberry cupcake with pink frosting! ^^

Final score:

1point

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#10

a donut

Final score:

1point

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ

#11

A frosted diet lemonade. I look healthy but I'm not, I'm sweet but a bit of a mystery.

Final score:

1point

JoeShmoeDeLaKokomoe🇺🇦

#12

ICECREAM cuz I'm sweet & melt when I'm hot😏

Final score:

0points

ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ🇺🇦 2 years ago

GAH this is so freaking cringe LOL

4points

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#13

I'd be street tacos 🌮, they are soooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO good!

Final score:

0points

#14

Dogs count as food right?... Right!?!

Final score:

-2points

Peachyrabbit 2 years ago

NO B****H

2points

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#15

coooool - aid

Final score:

-2points

Nathaniel Nganga

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#16

People are technically good

Final score:

-5points

Has sold soul for corn chip

Hey Pandas, The names Alex and i hope we could be friends; I´m 17 and use they/them pronouns. I sold my soul to my cat if anyone's curious.

Hey Pandas, The names Alex and i hope we could be friends; I´m 17 and use they/them pronouns. I sold my soul to my cat if anyone's curious.

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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