There are tons of awesome plants out there for you to choose from, so take your pick!

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Venus Flytrap - just so that I can still keep eating meat and confusing the heck out of Vegans...

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I would like to be a Nuclear Power plant because Im interested in actually solving the energy crisis.

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#3

A sundew

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Grudge-holding Treefrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#4

the elusive lithop. there’s no meaning behind it, i just like the way they look.

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waddles (they/them)
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#5

An endangered tree. I’d live for hundreds of years because the government would probably protect me, and I’d finally be tall.

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#6

A vanilla plant - delicate, requiring the tenderest of care, and keeping to myself except on special occasions. When I do open up to others, it suddenly adds a sweet flavor to peoples' lives.

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Tiramisu
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#7

A friend once told me I’d be a cherry blossom 🌸

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#8

I would be a cactus. I can be a huge prick and get away with it 😆

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#9

The amethyst mushroom, it looks like it could have millions of tiny galaxies inside!

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#10

Venus Flytrap. Or the ones with the mouths whatever they’re called. Or I’d be a Chomper from PvZ lol

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#11

Banyan tree

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#12

Poison ivy, and then I'd manage to plant myself in front of the home of someone I hate.

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QueerAxolotls
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d just eat them. I would be a Venus fly trap or the Chomper from PvZ lol

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#13

I have a few choices. Bromeliad, cause they're pretty, a subspecies of mint cause I have a personal connection to it, or salal/cedar cause the PNW is the best

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i dont want to be a tree

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#15

An oak tree

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#16

A tall tree of some sort

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WolfZZZ (she/her)
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#17

A kudzu vine - because I’m takin’ over everything

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Mr Old School Cool
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#18

Cherry tree blossom or almond tree blossom! I just love them!!!

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#19

I would be a cactus. Don’t touch me. Fick off. I’ll sting you!

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Winnie the Moo
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#20

Pineapple plant I mean what did you expect from my user

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jordan (pineapple he/she)
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#21

My online screen name refers to a dryad; specifically one that according to myth, inhabited a "Cornelian cherry" (a species of dogwood). So I guess a dogwood tree. I'm from the southern US so it seemed appropriate.

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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#22

piranha plant

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Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
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#23

I’m interested in being grass so I can have a cow with no legs and two legs. What do you call those two? Ground beef and lean beef.

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#24

Moss

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#25

Cactus because they require little water and have a great defense. They can survive in hot weather all year round. Also, they're tall.

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#26

I think a Pitcher Plant. Cause I'd finally be able to be friends with a frog.

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#27

Just make me a sunflower and I'll be happy 🌻

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#28

Cactus!!Stay away from me ,I'm better off my own.

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