Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

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Ahhh a question for the ages and deep within the forbidden texts of various ancient scholors it is said to be written that only after the 1st full hunters moon would a vampire mosquito be created.

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No.

In order to become a vampire, you must be bitten by one first.

I suppose that a mosquito could, in theory, fly into a vampires fang, cutting itself, THEN feed off them...

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Like Donkey Boi said, you have to be bitten by a vamoir3 first in order to become one.

Btw I did come across an interesting ,scientifically accurate article (it is from 2014 though)and learned that besides, the mosquitoesthat love our blood. There are also forest mosquitoes, that prefer the blood of guinea pigs!

https://www.science.org/content/article/gene-turns-mosquito-vampire

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#4

If a werewolf bites a wolf then does the wolf become a Wereman every full moon?

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If we think of vampirism as a biological thing, I don’t think so, considering that the mosquito is a different species than humans/vampires. However, the mosquito could become a vector for vampirism, and whoever it bites next could become a vampire…
If we think of vampirism as a result of some magic, I have no clue.

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#6

I say no. Mosquitos simply are not strong enough to break the skin of a vampire. They would be unable to suck blood. Now, if a vampire willing gave up blood to make a worse mosquito, possibly?

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no

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#8

I don't think mosquitoes can bite vampires at all.

Let me ask you a counter question. What blood type do vampires actually have? 🅰️ 🦇 🅱️ 🧛🏽 🆎 🦇 🅾️
And IF a mosquito somehow would manage to bite a vampire, it would probably get mad instantly, and it couldn't stop sucking the blood and finally turning into a tiny supernova. 🦟 💥 🙋🏽

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#9

I don't think mosquitoes can bite vampires at all.

Let me ask you a counter question. What blood type do vampires actually have? 🅰️ 🦇 🅱️ 🧛🏽 🆎 🦇 🅾️
And IF a mosquito somehow would manage to bite a vampire, it would probably get mad instantly, and it couldn't stop sucking the blood and finally turning into a tiny supernova. 🦟 💥 🙋🏽

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#10

Here me out:
The vampire becomes a mosquito

If a vampire bites a human they become a vampire, right? So then if a vampire follows that logic then it would turn into anything that bites it, including a mosquito.

The other option is the vampire just gets itchy.

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