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At my house, I have over 10 fish, 1 dog, and 1 cat. I take care of the dog and half of the fish. But I know how I would describe my pets: fish = fish, dog = old & tired, cat = scared.
Even though they are a lot of work, they are still our companions. We love them and they love us, but they sometimes are very different from their owners. Different animals act differently. How would you describe your pet?
If you are reading this then you probably read my last post all the way through and saw that I asked you to comment "fish." It was a hint to my next post (this one). If you are reading this then comment “Harry Potter” and I will appreciate you and give you an upvote.
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#1
Tripod
Final score:
7points
#2
My dog: Crazy, timid, shy, loving, playful, and sweet
My cat: Insane, crazy, psychotic, murderous, and any other word that means he wants to kill anything and everything.
Final score:
5points
#4
fish = fish, dog = old & tired, cat = scared.
Final score:
3points
#5
Moses, my pitbull with a tiny broken heart shape on his nose, came to us on Valentine's Day. I've learned a ton about him!!
- energetic
- h u n g y
- I want FoOd.
- DID YOU SAY W A L K I E S ?
- I want treat, peasant
- smnuggles pls (not a typo)
- DID YOU JUST BLINK AT THAT PERSON? NOW THEY HAVE TO D I E
- That tree moved a centimeter, time to go insane
Final score:
3points
#6
my oldest dog is Jojo. she is 2-3 years old and is an Australian cattle dog mix and is mostly black. She does not snuggle a lot but she acts like she did something wrong. she is very smart, and I would say likes me the most out of my family. my younger dog mayble is 1-2 years old and is a brat. she is a red tick mix and is a brownish color. she is very dumb and strong. she is loving when she can see you and get to know you. she likes to run at cars when they pass by so we always have to grab her stupid butt. both of the dogs are like a normal size dog and both are very annoying. i think both of them are mine because that's how it seems. also, my mom loves like they are her kid and not a dog. it's weird.
Final score:
2points
#7
My baby dog Millie: i'd call her a cinnamon roll, crazy and mental, and very very very lovable and adorable, she makes me extremely happy
Final score:
2points
#8
My fish is
-small
-quiet like all fish
-not very surprising
-er fishy?
Final score:
2points
#9
I have a chicken, a Welsummer named Coco. She makes me laugh and I feel like I can tell her anything. :) She is very good at keeping secrets!
Final score:
2points
#10
I have a dog and I would describe him as a dog with ADHD. He is hyper, easily excitable, can’t seem to sit still, temperamental, easily distracted and struggles to pay attention etc. He is also a very sensitive dog and suffers really bad with anxiety.
Final score:
1point
#11
He's so fluffy. Loves to cuddle and goes crazy when I'm not around even though other people are there all the time.
Final score:
1point
#12
My adored cat is an acrobat, cuddly, funny, extremely curious , possessive. Just irresistible!
Final score:
1point
#13
My dog Angus- annoying, to kind, and needy
My cat Poe- fat lazy, and cuddly
My cat Bastardo- Mean, crazy, lazy, mean- wait I already said that... lol
Final score:
1point
#14
I used to have 2 budgies (birds) they were so playful! and the cutest things in the world!
For anyone whos wondering, I had to give them away for breeding purposes!
Final score:
1point
#15
My dog jelly- cat-like, sweet, kinda a mom for doodle, model, likes to start (play) fights
My dog nella- sweet, cuddly, THE mom
My pupper daisy (doodle)- possessive, feisty, loving, curious
Final score:
1point
#16
my cat Leo - lazy, sleeping every second, likes bread (idk why)
my other cat Ruca - annoys Leo, snuggly, also likes bread
not my dog Sam - huge for a puppy, playful, terrifying if he runs toward you to lick u to death
not my dog Angel - smol bean, snuggler, will lay next to you under your blankets and not allow you to move for the next 3 hours
Final score:
1point
#17
Okay I have three dogs so
dog#1-(oldest girl) smart, playful, cute, lazy
Dog#2-(My boy)Pretty, a little dense, Girly, craving attention
Dog #3-(youngest) beautiful(especially her eyes) STUPID but lovable
Final score:
1point
#18
Jinko my dog: A 9 yo fluffy ball full of love, kisses, craziness, who have a serious problem with the washing machine :)
Popup my cat: A lazy ball who loves to request to be petted ONLY when I'm working out!
Pixie my other cat: The ultimate boss in my house, she does what she wants, when she wants, even the dog let her sleeping in his bed. She is the purrfect little princess!
All of them: the loves of my life!!!!
Final score:
1point
#19
Two words to describe my cat: Furry. Demon.
(But she’s a devoted snuggler at 3 o clock in the morning, and likes to bounce around at 5 on people’s faces.)
Final score:
1point
#21
I have a pet rat, that I would describe as mischievous, cute, lazy and, scabby.
Final score:
1point
#23
My dog: Vincent Van Bark Marshmallow is our floofy white poodle. He is prefers the more dignified retriever cut. He is VERY weird. While he tries to maintain his regal aloofness, he's really a big baby who fears cards and the almighty gate. He does not, however, fear meow-meows or bun-buns.
My guinea pig: Flora's sister Minnie died, at a fairly young age due to teeth issues. Flora is the lord of our house, she fears nothing and eats all. We must appease her with an offering of fruit. Bow down. BOW.
Final score:
1point
#24
She's pretty dumb, has a terrible sense of smell, and could guilt-trip a sociopath. She's got big droopy brown eyes, and still dances like a puppy. She's ten years old, and scared of storms. She's a rescue mutt from Alabama and we have this picture fro her first encounter with snow where she's trying to catch it on her tongue and she's totally blindsided, and it's adorable.
Final score:
1point
#27
dog:cute crazy skiddish bunny:shy cute scratchy chickens: chickeny
Final score:
1point
#29
My Beastie is 100 pounds of personality in a 16 pound body. He is a miniature schnauzer with the most expressions. He is my absolute best friend and he is always ready to go on an adventure, a long walk, curl up in my lap when I create, or guard me fiercely from serial killer squirrels and stray cats while I am working. I have enjoyed working from home because he has been by my side for all of these month.
Final score:
0points
#30
POV: you’re sitting on the couch, on your phone, and everything’s still and quiet. And then all of a sudden, I giant black mass with glowing green eyes comes around the corner and frantically charges at you, he’s slick, his head is to the ground, he’s fast and focused! He’s coming closer, he chirps at you and leans against your leg. He’s just a fat cat that runs really slowly but always acts like something is chasing him. Such a big baby!
Final score:
0points
#31
This summer I broke my hip and had to find new homes for my best-ever dogs. My newly adopted cat is 15, drools when happy, and we’re two old ladies who are sharing our home.
Final score:
0points
#33
My cat likes to howl at night. He also runs. He gets scared easily. I nicknamed him Chomper after the amount of times one would find themselves resembling a Christmas tree with a cat as an ornament.
Deep down, I'm sure the reason why he sits on my computer for hours at a time without budging (he's a big cat) is just because he wants me to get more exercise.
Final score:
0points
Eira (Submission author) 3 years ago
He also loves to sit on people's faces at 3 am, as well as fighting us for our beds (oftentimes he'll go to the very center and refuse to move).
#34
All three were trash for someone who put each of them alone in the streets. They are my treasures.
Final score:
0points
#35
Affectionate, camera-shy, playful, and very vocal (once the other cats were gone)
Final score:
0points
#36
My precious white Siberian husky, She’s... something. I’d use the term “Stupid” but she isn’t, she finds loopholes in rules, she can escape most any leash, she picks up social cues, it’s just her playing behavior, she’s just run straight into walls multiple times before, Clever, but Stupid
Final score:
0points
#37
Our tortoise shell Lola: unique, definitely not a cat, friendly (but not to other cats), funny and makes me laugh all the time (her name starts with lol for a reason), my therapy pet, and so much more. The ways in which she changed for me after the hit and run I was in... just wow. Definitely mutual love
Final score:
0points
#38
The only living being that is always happy to see me so she's the love of my life.
Final score:
0points
#39
My old boy Charlie, the African Grey Parrot.
Wow,so loud for small bird
Always voices is opinion,even if you don't want to hear it
Why are you shouting " fluffy" our neighbors cat??
Can you please stop barking to scare our cats
Who taught you that word?
Kids, I know he's asking nicely but please don't give him the garlic bread
Just like "Harry Potter" always up to something
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Jacob Eirikson (Post author) 3 years ago
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