Hey Pandas, How Old Are You?

I am 46 but having another birthday next month so I have been saying I am 47 for the last 6 months. So, who’s the youngest Panda? Who’s the oldest Panda? I’m curious.

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since matter cannot be created or destroyed, technically i'm 13.7 billion years old
but my id says 14 so i guess i'll just go with that

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72 today. Share a birthday with Mick Jagger, Kevin Spacey, Helen Miren, and Stanley Kubrick.

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Catte West

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55 on paper
65 in the mirror
75 in my bones
85 in my mind
95 in my brain - forgetfulness
Oh wait, what were we talking about, and get off my lawn.

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Lucky2BAlive

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Old enough to have been born

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)

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I am 12, but coming to 13. So technically I am not a teen, but my parents still call me a teen.

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Da Heng

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I am about 5000 years old, give or take (it really is boring trying to count your age)

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Brooklynn Jackson

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I am 12 and I am stressing out abt going into year 8 XD

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My last birthday came and went without much fanfare. There was a small gathering, a few drinks, a nice meal, the usual stuff.

It was my 45th birthday. Nothing remarkable about that, I thought. Until, some months later, when I was given a survey card to complete at my local hospital asking how I thought they were doing. I completed it right up to the part where it asked my age. Of course, I wasn't allowed to simply write '45'. That would be ridiculous. I had to pick an age range. That was when it hit me. The realisation that I was no longer part of the 35-44 club. I was now the youngest member (see there are positives) of the 45-54 club. No offence to anyone already in that club, but I'm sure you weren't overjoyed to join it yourself.

Dumbass questionnaires.

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$cagsy

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I’m not saying my exact age, but I’m between 9-11

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Justaboredpotato

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12-13

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Da Heng

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I am between 11-14

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Crookshanks (she/they)

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14-16

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Astrid the odd Astroid

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I am older than 14 but younger than 18.

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Black Pearl

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#14

I am between 15-30

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AsexualShrimp

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#15

14 👹

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Larken

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#16

1 dat old

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Mouseroach

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#17

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Slip Sliding Away

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#18

Almost 60

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cah

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Michael A

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#20

54! and hate it...

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K- THULU

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#21

I'm 12... April,4th,2010

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Kelsey Rivera

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#22

I'm not giving my exact age, but I'm 11-99,048,126 years old.

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And my name's Jennifer

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#23

64. Paul McCartney was not wrong about one thing

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Aunt Riarch

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#24

I'm a vampire and I don't age, but in my ID, 38 in a couple of months.

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Bored Retsuko

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#25

“I am too young to be this old” old.

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Jode Mode

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#26

14 and unsure about it

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tragicaltales

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My body knows I am 49 but my mind will never catch up.
When I was little I could never get my gran to tell me her age. She would always say that she was as old as her tongue but a little bit older than her teeth.

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mary campbell

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No one that I can see, actually is serious here lol 😂, it's kinda funny 😄 but because I was just looking for a thread to start with, I am 67 and that's my honest age 👍🏾

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Anonymous

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